Tales from the Freak Bar..3

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
My Christmas was okay but I was exhausted by the middle of the afternoon so I was glad when it was over. I\'ve also put on about 4 or 5 lbs in the past week. Damn all those chocolates, cakes, trifles etc.

:~( I feel your pain Roger..... I have an unholy weakness for sugar cookies

When does Undave our Mop Boy get back from Holidays..... the Bar is a \"Pit\" and it would be nice to start the New Year clean and tidy :beer::beer: heavens!!! the sherpa\'s are starting to reek from stale yak butter and the yaks just plain stink.lol:p
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: well I guess I\'ll just have to take a cattle prod to the sherpas to start cleaning........hope their Butter Goddess isn\'t looking but the men\'s loo is so backed up I\'m getting complains from the roaches lol
 

lizcam

New member
Oh Lord Bubba. Anything for frayed nerves please. I just ran into my junker van with a rented pickup with a fridge on the back. Now my son and husband are trying to wrestle said new fridge off the rented pickup. Mr C said to park in the driveway pointed uphill and trying to keep it ffrom crashing off the back of the trunk. Did I mention Mr C is not supposed to be lifting heavy objects due to possible further retinal detachment? Please give me anything and then shoot me!
 

Fizl

Secret Crocodile
Double whisky with a whisky chaser please!

And follow with a guinness and black, ta

Shaz
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:) have a \"tall one\" on me Liz.......if work doesn\'t kill you, the family will :drool::drool::drool:

I see stubborn mule headiness runs in your family too.. now, I think I need a drink.......:drool::drunk:
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by airhead
Liz, enlist the son\'s friends. Pay them in hamburgers, chicken wings or pizza.

In the end everything worked out ok. They figured out it\'s a BAD thing to try to unload a fridge from the back of a pickup downhill. The boy went and got his friends and banned his Dad from touching anything (why will he listen to Alex and not me?) and I had bought the rental insurance on the pickup so they just shrugged and said \"oh well. Shit happens\".

I will be very happy when this years is over. Lets drink to 2008. Here\'s to a year of renewal and repair. We need it after 2007! :beer:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D ohhhhhhhhhh new fridge.... double door? automatic ice maker....... ice and water dispenser .... inquiring female minds want to know:beer:
 

fieldarchy

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Meg in the UK \"Totty\" is a term for what some men would class an attractive young woman like yourself as being. (Lets not go any further down that road).

And what the Foxtrot is a Snikerdoodle?

Totty means the same thing in the US as well. At least in the Eastern and Southeastern states that is.

And a snickerdoodle is actually not a ginger cookie it\'s a sugar cookie with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. It\'s very yummy! One of my specialities!

Ok, to the shower for some hot steamy watery goodness and then couch duty again. I hate having the sniffles

(let the shower comments begin).
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D ohhhhhhhhhh new fridge.... double door? automatic ice maker....... ice and water dispenser .... inquiring female minds want to know:beer:

The old one took a crapper the Saturday before Christmas spoiling my entire Christmas dinner. No money to replace it so we\'re going to do a big make-up Holiday some time in the middle of summer (Thanksgiving was a bust as well. No dinner then either).

This is a 19 cubic foot bottom-freezer single door job. Mr C found it on Ebay for $498.00. We went down to Pomona (if you don\'t know how far that is it\'s about 100 miles from here) on Thursday to see it. It\'s brand new. A floor model that had one dent in the side that\'s fairly small. Normally it would have been 700.00 or more.

The thing is We had to drive down there again yesterday to pick it up so for gas that\'s a full tank = $55.00. The there was the rental on the truck = $75.00 and the dolly = $25.00 and one day\'s lost pay because I got stuck in traffic coming back from Pomona on Thursday and had to call out = $150.00. In the end it\'s a bit too small and we would have saved money buying it here and having someone deliver it and set it up. We still have to get the old one hauled away so we\'re not done yet!

But it made Mr C happy to do it and he gets so little these days that makes him smile so I guess it\'s worth it.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Quote from Monty Python:

Isn\'t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn\'t it frightfully good to have a dong.

It\'s swell to own a stiffy,
It\'s divine to own a dick.

From the tiniest little tadger,
to the world\'s biggest prick.

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas,
Hooray! for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife\'s best friend, your posse or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in a sock...
But don\'t take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won\'t...come...back!
 

lizcam

New member
WILLIES FOR THE NEW YEARS!

[size=-3]That was for you, Jesterz[/size]

Happy New Years Ladies and Gentlemen. May your brushes never wear out and your paints stay fresh!

:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:~( Well it’s the second day into the year 2008 and Uber hasn’t done his usual nekked romp through the Bar lobby with his bevy of furry rodents........damn I’m feeling unloved.

Undave is still out....... the Tzeentch are turning the men’s room into their social club!!

Time to send in the Marines
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
*click, click* YAY!!! *snap*
*click, click* WooHoo!! *snap*


Nekkid pictures of Meg coming soon!!:twisted:
 
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