Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[uberdark]

uber comes walking in wearing a pair of penny loafers and an outfit befitting a grunge rocker. he sits down at the table and begins to play his guitar all grunge like as he sings.

\"The wheels on the bus go round and round.\"

halfway through the second verse ferral lemurs erupt from his chest and begin to eat up the freak bar barstools.

uber falls to the ground smiling as his woodland friends make their way toward the girls restroom
a steely glint in uber\'s eye is the last thing the girls see before lemur hell erupts.

:yes::yes::yes:

 

[nick232]

SWAT are called and........................ruin the day!

 

[nick232]

after contemplating his life and wether or not swat are going to to kill him nick walks in and is shot............after some ugly news reporter(the last epesode of smallville) kisses him he maraculesly wakes up and is shot again........

after this has happened a couple of times he is getting rather tired and decids to go to sleep

after the reporter has been killed and swat have gone nick gets up and walks out with a whole barrel of beer

 

[fieldarchy]

nick you seem a bit too random there.

 

[wiccanpony]

ah...there is my Uber... :kiss:

talk about \"them\" and they will come and the free beer doesn\'t hurt either:beer:


looking at all the Swat officers.....:twisted:.....gentlemen they went that away......pointing to Basment door......Bahahahahahah:twisted:lol

 

[nick232]

no im not random just slightly........loopy

 

[Roger Bunting]

The animals normally chase Uber on the first day of the school week.

I could go in to the pscychology and what the animals connote and symbolise; but I can\'t be arsed; not since I graduated from uni all them years ago.

 

[lizcam]

<walks in and stops by the mess on the floor>

Who left this pile of Ubie here? Where\'s the mop boy? We need to get this down to Nurse Brunhilda\'s...um....workshop.....and get him put back together. And someone get this lemure off me please? It has this very uncomfortable grip on my upper thigh.

That\'s Jesterz.....um.....Jesterz? I didn\'t need you to take over for him......JESTERZ GET YOU HAND OUT OF THERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE! :flame:

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by nick232
no im not random just slightly........loopy

...Slightly:]?

squig

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Loopier than a cordless phone!!

And um, Lizcam?....I\'m over here....lol

 

[fieldarchy]

*meg dances for the boys*

so where are my dollar bills guys?!

 

[nick232]

i don\'t know about bills but ones in Leicester........lollollollollollollollollol

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Where do you want us to stick them?

 

[fieldarchy]

where would you like to?

 

[JesterzUSMC]

I got a wad here...I can only think of one place I want to put it.....

 

[fieldarchy]

whatever floats your boat and creams your twinkie baby.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Water and cream i should imagine...Whats this got to do with...ohhhh I see


Carry on! :beer:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Water and cream i should imagine...Whats this got to do with...ohhhh I see


Carry on! :beer:

Is this turning into another Tea Thread? Geez, I leave you guys alone for a week or so and everything starts getting all \"normal\"! Bubba, spiked beer all round and Meg, I\'m all out of dollar bills but I have got $50 worth of quarters I\'ve been keeping in the fridge so be careful

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol lol lol I actually have 4 bucks in my wallet right now, GAME ON!

No, i\'m not kidding lol

 

[Sand Rat]

In the words of the late Graham Chapman -

This has become far to silly.