Tales from the Freak Bar..3

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Originally posted by spazzy
Off subject, but you might want to base him on something that looks cold. Dude has a serious nipple issue...

Skin tones look pretty darn good. I\'ll be interested to see the finished product.

First post I read from you...Never posted in response...but hey, there you go.
:D
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Hello Spazzy. I remember you, just. I started posting more regularly just before that booger factory arrived.

Curse that Undave for finding a way out of mopboy duties! We should get him to clean up the mess the animals make.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Originally posted by spazzy
Hey, I\'m buying a round for anybody who remembers me!:kiss:

I\'ve been having a hell of a time, but I finished the last term with a 3.7, moved across town, held the whole family\'s Christmas celebration at our new house, and have spent the last week dealing with a booger factory that\'s cutting teeth.

Next term starts tomorrow :(

If I gave you a hug could I get 2?! lol

Nice to see ya again Spazzy! Hope the works going well, and the snot factory is healthy! Wait...we are talking about the baby here right? lol
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Spazzy, good to see you didn\'t leave. How\'s the werewolf?

Bubba, time for round two.
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Undave
If anyone\'s interested in bagging some more big game in sleepware there\'s a hippo in a frilly nightie over by the juke box...



Wait! HOLD FIRE!!!

It\'s just Billy in his panto costume.
Grumblemumblegrumble it\'s just a little excess from the Christmas food, not a big deal, I can lose it again whenever I want. I\'ll be a size 0 again in no time. Just let me finish the festive chocolates and the tins of biscuits first...
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Grumblemumblegrumble it\'s just a little excess from the Christmas food, not a big deal, I can lose it again whenever I want. I\'ll be a size 0 again in no time. Just let me finish the festive chocolates and the tins of biscuits first...

Cookies, Billy. They are called cookies! Unless you can put gravey on them and eat them for breakfast!
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Grumblemumblegrumble it\'s just a little excess from the Christmas food, not a big deal, I can lose it again whenever I want. I\'ll be a size 0 again in no time. Just let me finish the festive chocolates and the tins of biscuits first...

Cookies, Billy. They are called cookies! Unless you can put gravey on them and eat them for breakfast!
Bloody foreigners - bastardising a perfectly good language. If you lot want proper independence, you should have made your own language up and give English back to those reponsible enough to use it properly. :p Herbs! :p
 

lizcam

New member
biscuits and gravey with sausage in the gravey is a well respected southern breakfast comfort food and if you have never had it you have my sympathies. Good biscuits are wonderful but bad ones can be used as hockey pucks. I make good ones.

And cookies are cookies not biscuits! Poo on you all!
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Poo on you!
Our ancestors were making REAL biscuits was before america was discovered lol

But we invented the most popular COOKIE of all. Chocolate Chip!
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
This is the most popular Cookie of them all...

cookiemonster.jpg
 

mud duck

New member
So thats what a BFG is! A Biscuit Firing Gun! Not sure if that will help to clean out this place DR, plus I\'m a better shot with the grenade launcher.
 

fieldarchy

New member
Cooking Breakfast for TBS

Well Liz I suppose that settles it. TBS if you stay with me for Baltimore GD I\'ll have my stepmom make authentic southern style gravy biscuits! MM MM GOOD!
 

uberdark

New member
uber goes running down the bowling alley as ferrets with glitter blush try to have their way with him. he runs behind TBS and hides as the ferrets powder TBS in 7th grade glitter blush.

a fate much worse than death by furry woodland creatures.

now he looks like a 7th grade girl with too much glitter.

muwahahahaha.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Biscuits:
UK~hard unlevened cookies meant to go with tea.
US~Doughey Baked good served fresh out of the oven in a variety of guises, most often with butter.

Cookies:
UK~ Whores/Prostitutes
US~ Another Confectionary treat.

Bicuits and gravy are my Favorite!!!!
And gumbo!!

Anyway...looking at the definitions is it any wonder why the Brits are generally less happy, and the Yanks are generally more hefty?
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Got to say, I\'ve never heard the word cookie as referring to prostitutes.
He\'s a marine. He probably knows hundreds of works for hookers.

We on for tomorrow BTW?
 
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