Tales from the Freak Bar..3

Roger Bunting

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My aunt and uncle used to breed Afgan hounds, so they know all to well about that, although they temporarily converted a room, by clearing out al the furniture and putting newspaper on the floor, for the pups to stay in. I remember the last litter they had, eight little puppies all lined up nodding off to sleep. Awww.
 

fieldarchy

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Originally posted by wiccanpony


yep, pups are cute....until you have to get up in the middle of night to let them out to pee....the little guys have tea cup bladders :rolleyes:

And that\'s why I always adopt full grown dogs.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by fieldarchy
Originally posted by wiccanpony


yep, pups are cute....until you have to get up in the middle of night to let them out to pee....the little guys have tea cup bladders :rolleyes:

And that\'s why I always adopt full grown dogs.

:D my next dog is going to be older....and I have noticed that as I get older, my dogs are getting smaller.....my first was 150 pounds and molly, the one I have now is 19 pounds. Oh and I always pick pound puppies.:drunk:
 

squig hunter

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
My aunt and uncle used to breed Afgan hounds, so they know all to well about that, although they temporarily converted a room, by clearing out al the furniture and putting newspaper on the floor, for the pups to stay in. I remember the last litter they had, eight little puppies all lined up nodding off to sleep. Awww.

Yeah, my cousin and her family breed Icelandic sheep-dogs so I have seen this too. I asplose wit de cuteness:D

Squig
 

Undave

Flockwit
Originally posted by Roger Bunting

and another one, although it loks like you\'ll have to share.

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Is that some kind of mutant two headed husky, like a wannabe Cerberus or something?
 

lizcam

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Bubba, Baby, a cold somethingstrong. Why is it I can\'t paint a mini without stripping it at least once? My cat knocked W & N brush cleaner over last night. I was soaking some brushes. It ate through the plastic box my buxom brunett gunslinger was in and stripped half the beautifull red shirt she\'s wearing. I had to toss the whole thing in stripper and start over.

Not to mention my favorite brush is bendy at the end now and the top of my table is grosse. The table I do\'t care about but the brush ticks me off. We didn\'t name him Hoople Head for nothing (of course he gets the blame but it could have been one of the other 3 cats).

Anyway, medicate me please. :drunk::evil::(
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted: Descending down into the Basement, dragging a couple of Sherpas and Killer to room 666.

The door opens revealing a vast room of black velvet walls, crimson marble floor and a Circle of Summoning.

Hundreds of candles flicker casting light upon the whimpering sherpas who crawl to a corner of the room.

The Witch places a full beer can and a jesters bell in the center of the Circle then casts a hand full of pork cracklings.

“Oh Dark Spirits accept
these offerings and do my bidding. Long has the one called Jesterz been absent from this Unholy Bar, perhaps the mortal thinks to slip his Mop Boy Destiny.

No so, Oh Great and Bloody Lords of Chaos, by the Power of the Moon Dark Goddess send me a sign to find my lost Jesterz.”

A billow of yellow clouds of brimstone swirl and an unwashed dark sock is drop at the Witches feet.

She takes said sock to Killer.....here my good demonic hamster smell this and track Him down with these Sherpas as bodyguards. The Magic word is “Fetch and remember no body cavity searches”:eek:;)lol
 

Undave

Flockwit
Hey what happened to Killer? He just ran upstairs, turned green and passed out in a puddle of vomit.








I\'m not sure if the vomit actually belonged to Killer or whether it was there already....




... we really need a new Mopboy.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: I’m working on it......but fear not......Squig is about to Freak, looks like he’s my next victim ......ah....... Mop Boy lol




Looking at Killer.......pull yourself together rodent, I could of stuck a stick up your bum and use you as a toilet bowl cleaner. throw hands up into the air....see what a Witch has to work with...... I need a drink:beer:
 

Undave

Flockwit
Well your spell must have worked as Jesterz is here, he just posted something in the WIP section. He must be shunning the bar though as he has only two posts now :twisted:
 

lizcam

New member
<Door slams opren and in rushes Lizcam followed by cringing sherpas dripping in butter>

They say he\'s in here somewhere! There he is! Fetch him and drag him to the keyboard in the gameroom! MAKE HIM POST THAT LAST POST!

Poor killer. What happened?
 
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