Tales from the Freak Bar..3

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by AinuLainour
@Jesterz - That last pic really could be considered porn. I have got to suggest you take it down, buddy.

As much as I hate to admit it ( and believe me I do) he\'s probably right. :( It does ride that same line that the old boobie man was riding.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by WingZ
*pokes head in the door.. eyes darting around quickly*... what the \'ell is that all aboot?

He just freaked and took his costume literally. He\'s going to walk the streets naked until Squiggy Freaks and he\'s free.
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Has the pic been edited since he was told it could be considered porn, as there is some airbrushing done to it. Anyway, congratulations on your freakdom, Jesterz.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Has the pic been edited since he was told it could be considered porn, as there is some airbrushing done to it. Anyway, congratulations on your freakdom, Jesterz.

Yup, He left just the barest bit to the imagination. Pretty good pic for what it was but ........ oh well.
 

PegaZus

Stealth Freak
Originally posted by airhead
Thank you for editing that pic. I had nightmares last night becase of it.
:p

Oh my, THAT\'S WHY! Hell, in my nightmares last night, I was spending my days as part of a government funded recovery team pulling people\'s souls out a WOW-like game that was mind controlled. Over 9/10ths of the population was trapped.

Had to set out buffalo bait to attract buffalo, and when people\'s characters showed up, you put in a hot tub to only attract them. Then you had to talk to them to find out their real life name in order to properly activate the reversal procedure.

And I wasn\'t quick enough and killed Michael. Or Ken. I didn\'t get his name fast enough. The head of the project was livid and we had a terrible shouting match.

Anyway, I digress.
 

mud duck

New member
I sure as heck hope that isn\'t the future of the mop boy outfits. I don\'t think that I really have the body for something like that. And really, is it all that sanitary to be cleaning the bathrooms dressed like that?:D
 

Bubba

New member
Originally posted by mud duck
...And really, is it all that sanitary to be cleaning the bathrooms dressed like that?:D
Sure, it saves on laundry for the uniforms. All we have to do is rinse the mop boy in a steam shower with lots of soap and lysol.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: which reminds me....better go and unshackle Undave...one he needs to show Jesterz the ropes and second he gets some R&R down in the Virgin room
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
I was over-zealos...I apologize if I dented anyone\'s sensibilitie\'s.

I\'ve already fire hosed the \"men\'s\" room.
I had no idea that there was actual porcelin in there! It shines!

I\'ve even paved the path outside to the sherpa\'s (and Dave\'s) outhouse, and hosed that out as well.

I\'ve redesigned the big litter box as well, I added a chamber and motorized rake, so future mop-personel will only have to forklift the container rather than brave the box itself.

Let me know what else you need.
And if you plan on using the peep/glory holes, be sure to bring crisp dollar bills :D

Hopefully the extra income can be used for improved dungeon conditions, and perhaps some of the unused or under-used chambers can be remodeled.

CHEERS!
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Jesterz, have you seen the so-called peep-holes? Seems there was supposed to be some one way glass stuff, but Markus got it backwards. But I must say that it looks and smells much better here. So far, only Bill has done a better job.

urinals.jpg
 
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