Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[squidders]

Until now I have avoided this thread and now I have had a look I would like to pose a question...

What the hell?!?!?!?

 

[Thunderhawker]

You and me both man.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
my good \"go to Sabbath Sacrifice” thong is in the blender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do de dee doooo. Will it blend, thatis the question?lol

squig

 

[Roger Bunting]

Some people are not in touch with their inner freak.

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Damn that camel...............he\'s found the Bar\'s Platinum card.
No how in all that\'s (un)holy is Donna supposed to replace the damaged [/i]\"Equipment\"[/i]
Chains ain\'t cheap you know.

Jesterz appears to have enough \"equipment\" to keep the ladies satisfied for the time being

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squidders
Until now I have avoided this thread and now I have had a look I would like to pose a question...

What the hell?!?!?!?

This is the place all repressed role players come to unload all that pent up frustration. Well, this, the man cave and the Cafe\' (which seems to have sunk back into the swamp). It\'s almost completely random and often quite fun.

Come join the fun. You know you want to. :twisted:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
Jesterz appears to have enough \"equipment\" to keep the ladies satisfied for the time being

You REALLY think so? lol You don\'t understand middle aged women from California that well, do you? Come with me. I\'ll teach you a thing or two. Or are you afraid? :twisted:

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by squidders
Until now I have avoided this thread and now I have had a look I would like to pose a question...

What the hell?!?!?!?

This is the place all repressed role players come to unload all that pent up frustration. Well, this, the man cave and the Cafe\' (which seems to have sunk back into the swamp). It\'s almost completely random and often quite fun.

Come join the fun. You know you want to. :twisted:

We nuked the Cafe from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.

 

[Thunderhawker]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Undave
Jesterz appears to have enough \"equipment\" to keep the ladies satisfied for the time being

You REALLY think so? lol You don\'t understand middle aged women from California that well, do you? Come with me. I\'ll teach you a thing or two. Or are you afraid? :twisted:

I would be.
RUN DUDE!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Thunderhawker

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Undave
Jesterz appears to have enough \"equipment\" to keep the ladies satisfied for the time being

You REALLY think so? lol You don\'t understand middle aged women from California that well, do you? Come with me. I\'ll teach you a thing or two. Or are you afraid? :twisted:

I would be.
RUN DUDE!

You worried TH? You know you\'re next. But I think I\'ll leave you to Donna. Don\'t want to have people thinking you threw the Ebay vote because you found out about California girls from me!

Or we could call in Dear Albert. He\'s been on a dry spell lately. Whatever you prefer.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Why is the Freak Bar juke Box suddenly playing The Beach Boys \"Wish They All Could Be California Girls\" all the time?????????????

 

[Undave]

Weeeeeell it\'s probably something to do with it being so cold and wet and miserable over here. It makes everyting want to shrink.

At least one of the elements of party Kev was sculpted actual size......

 

[Roger Bunting]

Right, I\'ll just go and tell Kev and Sally you said that. They live just a few miles south of here.

 

[Undave]

What? I was on about the party hooter.... er .... yeah....

 

[Roger Bunting]

Kev\'s very sensitive about the party hooter.

 

[Undave]

I know. That\'s why everyone is so miserable, you can\'t get decent novelties over here. The miniature doesn\'t exactly look like he\'s enjoying himself does he?

 

[stubert]

WHAT 49 pages This is the first time Iv seen this \"Freak Bar\".

So what happens in here then?? Freaky stuff I serpose.....stu.....

 

[Roger Bunting]

First time you\'ve seen it? It\'s the 3rd incarnation, in fact. Weird things happen here. It\'s also where you become the mop boy (or girl) when you freak, until the next person freaks. It\'s a magical place with lots of mysterious rooms. Noone knows for sure what it all means.

 

[stubert]

Sounds a bit like my house, and whats this \"when you freak\" is it like a dance or something?

Sounds all very..........Freaky MWWHA HA HA HA. Sorry, dont know where that come from.....stu.....

 

[Roger Bunting]

It\'s the effect that this place has on folks. You become a posting freak at 1000 posts, which means you get a special key (supplied by Airhead\'s key machine) to the freak lounge and the lavatories (you have to use the potted plant in the corner until you freak).

Oh and beware of Killer.