Tales from the Freak Bar..3
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Roger Bunting
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Maybe we should supply him with some vitamin pills and an oxygen mask. We know nothing about his stamina or any health problems he may have.
Well I dont know about health problems, but I do see wierd things when I close my eyes, and open them I spose.
OH Im NOT aload in the rooms with \"freaks only\". I promese I wont tell the police what I saw. But I gotta say it was a bit crawl what you were doing to him.
Ill go back to the corner, I need a p....to go to the toilet enyway.....stu.....
[size=-2]\"someones taken the bowl\"[/size]
OH Im NOT aload in the rooms with \"freaks only\". I promese I wont tell the police what I saw. But I gotta say it was a bit crawl what you were doing to him.
Ill go back to the corner, I need a p....to go to the toilet enyway.....stu.....
[size=-2]\"someones taken the bowl\"[/size]
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Undave
Oooooooooooooooooooh! Look at my shiny new star!
Isn\'t it preeeeeeeeeeeeety
:beer:Congratulations on your Star, Undave....... found enough loose change under the sofa cushions or steal Roger’s lunch money
lol Stu , you have choices on where to pee....... our potted plants are place in quiet out of the where areas or if you feel lucky, use Fluffy’s litter box when he’s not looking, just remember Dragons have a keen sense of smell.
yes, do watch out for Killer (Modd’s pet hamster).........he loves to do body cavity searches when you’re not looking or passed out on the floor.lol
Nurse Brunhilda
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<walks into room snapping her latex gloves>
Right! So I ynderstand there are a few new patrons to this fine establishment. In order to maintain the health of the various members here I must do the required physical. Let\'s see <checks clip board> These some Wings fellow, Thunderhawk-somthing, a fellow named Stubert, and one other. Someone with an orange dog thingy for an icon. Line up and follw me please.
<heads towards the basement humming with Dear Albert, her assistant, following behind the line of...patients/victims...with a tazzer, prodding people who lag behind>
Right! So I ynderstand there are a few new patrons to this fine establishment. In order to maintain the health of the various members here I must do the required physical. Let\'s see <checks clip board> These some Wings fellow, Thunderhawk-somthing, a fellow named Stubert, and one other. Someone with an orange dog thingy for an icon. Line up and follw me please.
<heads towards the basement humming with Dear Albert, her assistant, following behind the line of...patients/victims...with a tazzer, prodding people who lag behind>
Roger Bunting
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Err, congratulations? Not about the morning sickness, of course.
This will be our third. Completely unexpected...but I guess nothing is 100%. I decided that I don\'t want to go through this again, so this baby will be our last one. If we decide later that we want another we\'ll look into adoption. We have a 5 year old daughter, and our son will be 1 next month.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
YAY!!!
Another freak to be on it\'s way!!
Congrats! I love other people\'s kids!
I love Mine too!
I love Kids (except for new baby smell)
Just be sure to keep your water from breaking until after Squig Freaks...I don\'t want to mop that up...Thanks!
lol lol lol
Another freak to be on it\'s way!!
Congrats! I love other people\'s kids!
I love Mine too!
I love Kids (except for new baby smell)
Just be sure to keep your water from breaking until after Squig Freaks...I don\'t want to mop that up...Thanks!
lol lol lol
Yeah, well, I\'m still in the first trimester. I\'m not due till the middle of September, so there\'s plenty of time for you to hand over the mop. And to be completely honest, I would be overjoyed if my water broke on it\'s own. My first was broken by the doctor after three days of heavy contractions. My second didn\'t want to be born, so I had to be induced. Again, after a whole night on the pitocin (nasty stuff!) the doctor got tired of my lack of progress and had to break my water. I really hope that I have a normal labor and delivery this time.
Yeah, thanks Lloyd, but no thanks! lol Like I said before, apparently not all forms of birth control are 100%. lol. He\'s planning on getting fixed, but we\'re going to get it done locally. I like Texas and all, but I don\'t think he\'d appreciate the cross country drive home after it\'s done.
Liz, I\'ve often worried what kind of freaky little cretins I\'ll be sending out into the world, but apparently my oddities haven\'t had a real negative impact on the kids, so far. Usually I manage to be a good example to them, but when I slip up it\'s innevitable that there will be a five year old girl with big, innocent brown eyes standing next to me saying, \"mommy, what\'s an ass monkey?\"
Liz, I\'ve often worried what kind of freaky little cretins I\'ll be sending out into the world, but apparently my oddities haven\'t had a real negative impact on the kids, so far. Usually I manage to be a good example to them, but when I slip up it\'s innevitable that there will be a five year old girl with big, innocent brown eyes standing next to me saying, \"mommy, what\'s an ass monkey?\"
