Tales from the Freak Bar..4

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by steelcult
Hey - some of us think Lillith got shafted.

Or had a really bad press agent.
Lets face it Lillith was the first real Feminist, so damaged male ego\'s would have had to \"push her down\".

Nope Kevin\'s just got the special key to the Super Freaks rest room.
 

spazzy

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I think you\'re right meg, I don\'t want to know what the view is like in the super freak rest room... maybe when I\'m a super freak in another 15 years, I might be ready for it...
 

fieldarchy

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yeah . . . who knows maybe the view in the super freak VIP area is just a really classy strip lounge. Or maybe it\'s something darker and more sinister?

Guess I\'ve got 4000 more posts before I\'ll find out though!
 

mud duck

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I\'m guessing that it has lite grey walls, with no computer screens. I mean after all that posting, one\'s eyes surely have to be worn out. relaxing music, and a weightlessness chamber , just to float around a bit.
 

fieldarchy

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National Stick up the Arse day?!

Ok, I need a masseuse and some drinks to help me unwind. Seems that this is National Stick up the Butt day today . . . that\'s the only explanation I can come up with for the way I\'m being treated by a coworker, some students and some random people on boards I don\'t even know!

GRRRRRR
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by fieldarchy
Ok, I need a masseuse and some drinks to help me unwind. Seems that this is National Stick up the Butt day today . . . that\'s the only explanation I can come up with for the way I\'m being treated by a coworker, some students and some random people on boards I don\'t even know!

GRRRRRR

:cussing: (best south park voice) THE BASTARDS!!


do we need to put out a Sopranos Hit Contract with Uber:twisted::twisted::twisted:
 

fieldarchy

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No pony, I\'m sicilian ;) I can handle my own \"business\"

But dude seriously it was a pretty viscious personal attack. I mean I don\'t care who you are if you have a problem with something I\'m doing, that\'s still your problem, not mine so keep it to yourself and just don\'t bother.

If y\'ain\'t got nothing nice ta say dun say nothing \'t\'all
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
go Home and play with your dog, that should make you feel better.....oh and don\'t forget to make a wee voodoo doll of your coworker and give it to McDuff to chew on:twisted:;):D
 

mud duck

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Then let him bury it someplace in the backyard.

Sure you don\'t want some of use to head down there and \'sort\' these folks out? :twisted:

Oh and here\'s your Mai Tye and the table is all set up. Be ready in a minute, just remember to do your breathing exercises, and repeat after me; OOOOOHHHHHHMMMMM......OOOOOOOOHHHHHMMMM....Waaaa tie gommmm Siaman. :D
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by mud duck
Then let him bury it someplace in the backyard.

Sure you don\'t want some of use to head down there and \'sort\' these folks out? :twisted:

Oh and here\'s your Mai Tye and the table is all set up. Be ready in a minute, just remember to do your breathing exercises, and repeat after me; OOOOOHHHHHHMMMMM......OOOOOOOOHHHHHMMMM....Waaaa tie gommmm Siaman. :D


:D yep, Duck is going to be some mighty fine Mop Boy material one day ;)
 

fieldarchy

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hmm for duff to want to chew on it I guess I should stuff a piece of bacon in her huh? She\'s just been a real downer lately and it\'s so hard to work with her. Especially since we share a cube wall.

She actually had the nerve to say that she\'s got more to deal with than me in a really snotty way. Yeah my response . . . \"wait until a family member is murdered then come talk to me\" That\'s just ONE example of how she\'s been for a couple of weeks! Getting really old and tiring to put up with.

And if she helps YOU out in anyway oh my god it\'s like she just performed a miracle! Whereas I help her out all the time and she doesn\'t even realize it cuz it\'s not a big deal. It\'s part of my job to help out my coworkers. Just give me a thanks and I\'m good man! I don\'t expect to be compensated for it or getting a pat on the head and treat while I wag my tail.

Oh she\'s just so irritating. I\'m so ready for a long weekend with my man.
 

mrrocknroll

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Don\'t let the bastards (can I say that on the forums?) get you down Meg.

From my working experience with some pretty twatish (and that?) people and I\'ve worked with rather a lot, they are \'Quick to criticise something you do, but slower to complement\'.
 

fieldarchy

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Nick it\'s just annoying because not matter what I do to try and ignore her . . . she can pop her head over my cubicle any time. And I can\'t even put my headphones to my ipod in both ears cuz then I can\'t hear my phone ring.

She just needs to get her life together and be happy or shut her trap!
 

mrrocknroll

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Unfortunately then I can\'t really give advice on the matter. Though I can try and give you an idea on what I mean by giving you a quick story on what happened to me yesterday at work,
Where I work its open out where the people I work with can see me 9 hours a day where ever I go. As I said before I have people at work who I\'d love to have 5 mins in a quiet room alone with them with nothing more than a cricket bat. Like earlier on yesterday I got blamed for my department losing £300 over 2 days work, it was later proved that it wasn\'t me at all, but the person who\'s fault it was didn\'t come forward and take responsibility, instead he stayed quiet hoping not to be found out. He came up to me as I was leaving and said sorry, even though I\'m sure he wasn\'t as someone who was sorry wouldn\'t have put someone else in that position. At that point I just wanted to turn around to him, give him some harsh words followed by fist or two.
But at the end of the day it won\'t get me far except for may be more trouble with my manager, so I opted to just go home and take my anger out on the punch bags.
As I said before, don\'t let others get you down. I know its hard to do sometimes,

Nick,
 

fieldarchy

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If she could just stop complaining that would be a HUGE improvement. It\'s just constant negativity. It\'s an aura, a feeling, even when she\'s \"joking\" she\'s being a bi@tch.

There\'s only so much you can really zone out on a daily basis.
 

mud duck

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Then to cap the day off, you come around here and put up with the crazed babbling of us geeks! I think that I see a Sainthood in your future.

So! Bubba, another round for the young lady!
 

lizcam

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Bubba, Drinks on me! I won the latest Ebay competition again. Now I have to paint something to the theme of \"Alone in the Dark\". I think my hated \"Sinister\" mini I never finished should do the job. I only have a bit left to paint on it, mostly OSL and I have this Menoth set I have to get finished before the first of May so it all works out well! :D

Oh, and if you have some Sudafed Non-drying Sinus meds back there I need some. This Sinus infection is just won\'t go away. :(
 

spazzy

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Ah, the frustration of co-workers...eventually you\'ll get to the point where you have had all you can take, and you\'ll tell her to go blow it out her ass. You\'ll feel better, and maybe she\'ll shut her pie hole.

Congrats Liz! Don\'t feel bad about the sinus infection, it\'s going around here and nobody can shake it around here either.
 
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