Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[lizcam]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
*CRAWLS OUT OF THE BASEMENT*

donna, i promise to be good from now on, please don\'t send me back down there!!! I don\'t think I could handle another year of \"basement duty\"

*looks around* Tales from the freak bar...4? GEEEZ I\'ve missed a lot!

and my outfit seems to be a bit outdated, where can I find a new bar wench outfit?

Becca!!!!!!!! You are alive!!!! And I saw that your Mom posted a new mini . How is the family? Where have you all been? I miss you guys!

 

[wiccanpony]

:flip: I\'ts the Bees Knees Becca!!!!!!! welcome back

Lost in the Basement??? didn\'t you take a sherpa guide with you........and weren\'t you suppose to just be returning an over due Book of Shadows

lol

 

[ipaintminis]

That guide was useless! and returning that book of shadows nearly cost me my virginity.

you should have warned me dearest donna.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
That guide was useless! and returning that book of shadows nearly cost me my virginity.

you should have warned me dearest donna.

:redface: oops.....must of slipped my mind, I thought I did mention something about some of the Mop Boys going feral from sniffing too much urinal cakes



soooooooo what\'s ya doing in college

 

[Sand Rat]

Doing the two steps forward one step back shuffle here - Please dear god give me a beer.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
Doing the two steps forward one step back shuffle here - Please dear god give me a beer.

Images of Paula Abdul and a cartoon cat spring to mind - thanks for that. Here, this one\'s on me :beer:

 

[ipaintminis]

*dons her new bar wench outfit*

Here you go Mr. Cult!



and Ms. Pony. I\'m taking this semester to learn about things I\'ve always been interested in (law, marketing, business and keyboarding) but next semester I\'m transfering to my last (!!!) college to get my degree in Environmental Policy and Science. I\'m excited, my fall semester I\'m taking classes like Global Warming and Politics, Environmental Issues, Chemistry oh....and pre-calculus...that one, i\'m nervous about


any math geeks willing to help a girl out? lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
*dons her new bar wench outfit*

Here you go Mr. Cult!



and Ms. Pony. I\'m taking this semester to learn about things I\'ve always been interested in (law, marketing, business and keyboarding) but next semester I\'m transfering to my last (!!!) college to get my degree in Environmental Policy and Science. I\'m excited, my fall semester I\'m taking classes like Global Warming and Politics, Environmental Issues, Chemistry oh....and pre-calculus...that one, i\'m nervous about


any math geeks willing to help a girl out? lol

Only thing I know about calculus is that it means \"stone\" in latin so the maths stuff is named after stones used for counting - Stephen Fry told me that :yes:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hey, he told me that, too.

 

[lizcam]

Hello Roger, sweetie. Here for our date? I\'m feeling a bit under the weather so I was thinking we could go to a thermal springs resort in Arizona and sweat it out of me. Then we can have a really nice lunch of fresh fruit and fish and get messaged. We could end the day by having dinner on the terrace and watching the sunset. What do you think?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Hey, he told me that, too.

Oh, and I thought I was special

 

[Sand Rat]

Special Ed perhaps.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
Special Ed perhaps.

I wondered who\'d be first :no:

 

[Sand Rat]

Now Billy, you know I love you like the evil conjoined twin I was separated from, who was locked in the attic for years, and fed only fish heads that I never had.lol

 

[ipaintminis]

awwwww, it\'s ok Billy.


I\'ll still talk to you

:flip:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
Now Billy, you know I love you like the evil conjoined twin I was separated from, who was locked in the attic for years, and fed only fish heads that I never had.lol

My Borther!!! I\'ve found you at last!!! :drunk:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
awwwww, it\'s ok Billy.


I\'ll still talk to you

:flip:

Ah thank you Becca, well worth a double post methinks

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hello Roger, sweetie. Here for our date? I\'m feeling a bit under the weather so I was thinking we could go to a thermal springs resort in Arizona and sweat it out of me. Then we can have a really nice lunch of fresh fruit and fish and get messaged. We could end the day by having dinner on the terrace and watching the sunset. What do you think?

That sounds relaxing. I managed to summon enough energy to get to town today; but now I\'m tired. It\'s been a while since I went into town and there has been a sudden population growth in coffee bars.

 

[mud duck]

[swinging in on the chandler rope]
\"All for one! And one of all!\"
\"Haha! Take that! And that! And a little of this!\"
\"Watch the feather! It matches the felt of the hat so well!\"
\"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my Father, now prepare to die!\"
\"HA HA HA!\"
[exit stage left]

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mud duck
[swinging in on the chandler rope]
\"All for one! And one of all!\"
\"Haha! Take that! And that! And a little of this!\"
\"Watch the feather! It matches the felt of the hat so well!\"
\"My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my Father, now prepare to die!\"
\"HA HA HA!\"
[exit stage left]

straight into the cleverly hidden spider\'s web trap the Witch has set......13 sherpas drag poor Indigo Montoya to his fate within the Basement........ by the way, love the feathered hat, but aren\'t you and your “sword” cold wearer only that..oh evil laugh BAHAHAHA

I killed your Father, but he was smiling when he passed. Ladies of the Freak Bar........Duck is on the menu lol:twisted:lol