Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Right, it looks like you need a new job.

No thanks, I\'m happy with the one I\'ve got

For those of you who are from far humbler stock than the nobles but still have a yearning to work in the human sewage business, we can offer you the position of gong scourer, or gong farmer.

How dareth thou suggest that I be from humble stock?! I am from the stock of kings, VI-kings

This high-risk business – digging out solid blockages of compacted excrement in sewers and emptying stodgy cesspits – can offer significant financial rewards. However, you are required to work unsociable hours when no one else is likely to be up. And your horse will probably be your best and only friend, bearing in mind the overwhelming stench that will continually surround you.

Bit of codliver oil, slipped into the food and *Bam* problem solved. No more blocks!

That means no cheerleaders for you, matey!
The cheerleaders will always see me as their leader

Squig

 

[Roger Bunting]

It wasn\'t an offer of a new job, it was a command, and you won\'t be getting anywhere near the food, until it\'s been digested, that is.

The only way out is to get a promotion to mop boy.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
It wasn\'t an offer of a new job, it was a command,

You presume to control me? I scoff at you *scoffs*

and you won\'t be getting anywhere near the food, until it\'s been digested, that is.

I have my little ways. Cheerninjas, assemble!

The only way out is to get a promotion to mop boy.

So you try to controll my freedoms while I\'m not actually in the area of your power? Again, I scoff at you *scoffs*

Squig

 

[mud duck]

Boy, at this pace it\'s going to be a race to see who freaks first, Me or Squig.....


But something tells me he\'s going to freak first. Say about when I\'m somewhere in the neighborhood of 990 or so......

 

[wiccanpony]

Squig ......July 10th

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squig ......July 10th

I have abselutly no idea what you\'re talking about

squig

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squig ......July 10th

I have abselutly no idea what you\'re talking about

squig

That\'s the deadline to stop fannying about and take it like a Mop boy.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squig ......July 10th

I have abselutly no idea what you\'re talking about

squig

That\'s the deadline to stop fannying about and take it like a Mop boy.

Or what?:bouncy:

Squig

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squig ......July 10th

I have abselutly no idea what you\'re talking about

squig

That\'s the deadline to stop fannying about and take it like a Mop boy.

Or what?:bouncy:
Squig

:twisted: Do you really want to risk asking that question? :twisted:

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squig ......July 10th

I have abselutly no idea what you\'re talking about

squig

That\'s the deadline to stop fannying about and take it like a Mop boy.

Or what?:bouncy:
Squig

:twisted: Do you really want to risk asking that question? :twisted:

Ummmm, yes? Why else would I have asked?

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Squiggy, darling, it\'s not a good idea to poke the MOD\'s. They poke back. Hard.

Remember, the phraser \"Don\'t poke the bear\" could be re-prased \"Don\'t poke that MOD\".

Be good-ish, Squggy.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by lizcam
Squiggy, darling, it\'s not a good idea to poke the MOD\'s. They poke back. Hard.
Remember, the phraser \"Don\'t poke the bear\" could be re-prased \"Don\'t poke that MOD\".

I wasn\'t poking liz, I was only asking


Be good-ish, Squggy.

Shit, so that\'s what I\'ve been doing wrong all these years

Squiggles

 

[wiccanpony]

and how much entertainment would a good-ish :innocent: Squggy be......... no evil is more fun :twisted:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by lizcam
Squiggy, darling, it\'s not a good idea to poke the MOD\'s. They poke back. Hard.
Remember, the phraser \"Don\'t poke the bear\" could be re-prased \"Don\'t poke that MOD\".

I might have to make you an offer you couldn\'t refuse.
:twisted:

:twisted:

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by lizcam
Squiggy, darling, it\'s not a good idea to poke the MOD\'s. They poke back. Hard.
Remember, the phraser \"Don\'t poke the bear\" could be re-prased \"Don\'t poke that MOD\".

I might have to make you an offer you couldn\'t refuse.
:twisted:

:twisted:

So, what? You\'d threaten to take it out of mt gallery? I was halfway planning to anyway

Squig

 

[Dragonsreach]

No I was think more of a \"Corleone\" style visit.

 

[Undave]

It might be difficult to leave a squig head in his bed. Mainly because squigs are almost all head anyway.


Why not just leave a live, whole squig in his bed? That would provide some amusing results.

 

[Dragonsreach]

You mean something like THIS

 

[Roger Bunting]

I do believe that\'s one of the best squigs I\'ve seen, Mike. lol

 

[lizcam]

So Roger how about a trip to Disneyland today? Then we can go to Midaevil times for dinner and scream until we\'ve lost our voices. Then drinks on top of the Westin Bonaventure (the building downtown that looks like a bunch of glass tubes). Sound good?