Tales from the Freak Bar..4

mud duck

New member
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Molly interrupt-tish........ I wanted Cereberus, but they were having a super sale of slightly defective hell hounds.... and as a woman, we live for “sales”

Now I can see you all quiver in fear at the
vicious hound..... that is fear right......... or do I detect laughter
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Wait until you find out what she did to several pairs of your boots.

That or the first time you have to move the furiture. The hairballs will make your floors look like towns in those Old West movies. :D:D

Goodness look at the count. I had better get out the mop boy uniforms.

MOP BOY POWERS! GO!
Squid this is your chance to get in and get out quickly. :D
 

Springbok

New member
Weird experience for the day: after searching for about 40 minutes in my local bookshop, i finally found H.R Giger\'s artbook in the erotic literature section. Wtf?!?
 

Springbok

New member
Stupid cencorship!:cussing: I\'m waiting for the day when you have to present a proof of age before buying anything related to michaelangelo, because of the \" full frontal nudity \"
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I think that\'s been Squig\'s plan all along, mud.

Perhaps, perhaps not. Speaking of which, haven\'t I rather missed my \"freak before...\" deadline. And look, no smiting has occured:eek:

Squig
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I think that\'s been Squig\'s plan all along, mud.

Perhaps, perhaps not. Speaking of which, haven\'t I rather missed my \"freak before...\" deadline. And look, no smiting has occured:eek:

Squig


:p nope, you slippery Squig...... July 10... next clue: time:twisted:
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
squig. the key machine is getting very mad at you. I am almost afraid to see what it is going to spit out for you to use.

P.S. No freaking after this weekend. I\'ll be out of town and the key machine will be shut down. The laser guided cats will be in charge of the house.

bahaihonda.jpg
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
squig. the key machine is getting very mad at you. I am almost afraid to see what it is going to spit out for you to use.

P.S. No freaking after this weekend. I\'ll be out of town and the key machine will be shut down. The laser guided cats will be in charge of the house.

bahaihonda.jpg



:D shall I have Bubba place a “gone fishing” sign on your private barstool:beer:


seems like everyone will be out of town for the long Memorial weekend..... the Bar is going to be a lonely place.. Bubba!! something to drown my sorrows, please:cry:
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony...seems like everyone will be out of town for the long Memorial weekend..... the Bar is going to be a lonely place.. Bubba!! something to drown my sorrows, please:cry:
I\'m still around but am likely to be a bit busy over the next few days ;)
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D ok, I\'ll go and pop some popcorn..... someone pull a few comfy chairs up to the bigscreen tv and put a movie in..... I kind of want to see rocketman anyother suggestions? :drunk:
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Hmm. Maybe Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oh, and Ironman, because I\'m highly unlikely to be able to go and see that at the cinema.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Hmm. Maybe Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Oh, and Ironman, because I\'m highly unlikely to be able to go and see that at the cinema.


one reason I adore Nextflix.....movie comes in the mail and no late fees......
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Well, the blonde bomshell didn\'t stay for long and didn\'t post anything.


:rolleyes: don\'t you just \"hate\" drive by postings............... and blondie!! don\'t forget my \"Rock\"..... I mean how well guarded can the Crown Jewels be :p;)lol
 
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