Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Springbok
How about a good horror?

only if it\'s a well lit horror.... most are sooooo dark I can\'t see what the hell is going on..... is it the monster or a girl scout?

 

[Roger Bunting]

The Crunchwaffle payment pending problem has been sorted. yay! It was down to a re-installation or something which failed to redirect my payment to paypal. The kind folks have offered to send me a free bonus mini so I\'m getting the Dire Mole. That will look great as the marker for my Skaven Tunneling team.

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Springbok
How about a good horror?

only if it\'s a well lit horror.... most are sooooo dark I can\'t see what the hell is going on..... is it the monster or a girl scout?

Is there any differences? I mean. Every time those girls show up at the door, my wallet screams in terror

Damn you Thin Mints! Damn You!

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
The Crunchwaffle payment pending problem has been sorted. yay! It was down to a re-installation or something which failed to redirect my payment to paypal. The kind folks have offered to send me a free bonus mini so I\'m getting the Dire Mole. That will look great as the marker for my Skaven Tunneling team.

The dire mole is fun! you know that was my first company commission ever? I painted that for them. It\'s such a fun monster to paint! The teeth and claws are just the right size that you can make them look cool!

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: damn! what\'s going on........ last weekend, in the 90\'s, this weekend windy raining...... it\'s enough to make me drag out my Al Gore voodoo doll and cram pins in it!!!!!!!!!!!:flame:

 

[Undave]

So does Al Gore act like a quantum weather butterfly then???

 

[Roger Bunting]

Donna, just be glad you don\'t have the Eurovision Song Contest. :no:

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: I’m so disgusted with our “government”..... they could of pushed “Green” back at the first gas crisis, in the 70’s...... but nooooooooooo the oil companies didn’t want to put the money in other types of energy.

sorry Roger but isn’t American Idol bad enough.....
ossessed:

 

[Roger Bunting]

We had \"Idol\" before the US did. It started with Popstars, which followed the auditioning process in forming a band, but no public votes. Then there was Pop Idol, where we were introduced to Simon Cowell and his impossibly high-waisted trousers. I think after that American Idol started, which we also got on our screens, albeit tucked away in a non-peak time. Then we had Popstars: The Rivals. A boy band and a girl band were formed, but this time voted for by the public. Then the second series of Idol. Then the format changed a bit and it got renamed X-Factor, but still with Cowell, now joined by Sharon Osborne. I can\'t remember how many we\'ve had of those.

 

[Undave]

I just went downstairs and the Mrs. was half watching Mr. Cowells latest dross. There was a kid with spoons stuck to his face and a woman playing two recorders with her nose...... all presided over by Ant and Dec........ under the dubious and seemingly inaccurate title of \"Britain\'s got talent\"....... and they wonder why I never watch TV :no:

 

[wiccanpony]

ewwwwwww


and they just added another reality show here........ America\'s Top “Dog” groomer..... man, someone is scraping the bottom of the barrel. Is this another show we stole from the British???

I\'m seeing America\'s Top Porn Star coming soon :|~

 

[Roger Bunting]

I don\'t think we\'ve had a \"top dog groomer\" show yet.

 

[Undave]

When I was but a wee kiddie in secondary school we had to do this excercise involving a computer program which was supposed to tell you what jobs you would be good at. You had to answer several personality and ability based questions and it collated the answers and gave you a list of jobs you might like to try. No matter what you answered the one choice that everyone came out with was dog groomer, even if you told it you hated animals. Maybe it thought that you could groom dogs as a kind of revenge thing?


When I grow up I want to be Americas top EVIL dog groomer :twisted:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:cussing: I’m so disgusted with our “government”..... they could of pushed “Green” back at the first gas crisis, in the 70’s...... but nooooooooooo the oil companies didn’t want to put the money in other types of energy.

Same songsheet, differing country.

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Donna, just be glad you don\'t have the Eurovision Song Contest. :no:

JOY TO THE WORLD..............Terry Wogan is talking about quitting the EuroSh*te Competition.
Now all we have to do is bury the patronising festering corpse, fill his mouth with garlic and drive a stake through it\'s money draining heart.


Guess I\'m not sitting on the fence on my regard for him then. lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

A very respectable joint last with Germany and Poland - something to be proud of there I think. And personally, I find Terry Wogan to be the highlight of the night with his honest commentary on the entries aided by the fact that he sits alone in a box with a bottle of whiskey and a microphone all night.

 

[lizcam]

It\'s a drive-by! Hi from London all. On my friend\'s computer for a bit so thought I\'d stop by for a drink. Bubba! A margarita please. The friend I\'m with doesn\'t like them so I\'ve been drinking them out of spite. I recomend London to anyone who wants a good time.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yay, Liz! :flip: :bouncy: :flip:

I don\'t think I\'ll ask what kind of good time you mean.

We never stood a chance of doing remotley well in the Eorovision. I say we pull our funding and leave the contest. A pointless waste of time and money.

And on another grumble note. I just found this morning that one of my camera lenses has a fault. There appears to be a speck of dust or a scratch on the inside of the lense (the one at the camera end). I guess I have to send it back. Mind you, as the camera itself hasn\'t arrived yet it\'s not like I\'m losing any photoing opportunities.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Well, I\'ve been keeping an eye on the news to try an track the devastation she should have been causing across the capital but nithing yet...

 

[Roger Bunting]

Did you not hear about the trouble in Chelsea? It was just a coincidence that there was a football match, the media and police just assumed it was about that but we know different. 200 men all fighting for Liz\'s affections.

Oh, and I just saw a trailer for the next episode of Dr. Who. You-know-who is in it. (This time I\'m not talking about Liz as much as that would be great).

 

[wiccanpony]

that\'s \"all\" Liz...... hi, bye........ I want all the details!!!!!:cussing:



I\'m soooooo bore, Roger has to keep me from flinging myself under a Gypsy Caravan

where the Hell are the Ladies of the Freak Bar!!!!!!!!