Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[Roger Bunting]

Now don\'t go losing all those curves, will you?

 

[Undave]

I\'m going out, I may be some time

Well about a week actually. I\'m taking the Mrs. and the monster up to the Peak District for a holiday. It\'s only about an hours drive up the M1 but we\'re stopping off in Sherwood Forest on the way so Kate can pretend to be Robin Hood. Then we have a cottage slap bang in the centre of the national park. The best bit is my parents live ten minutes down the road from there so we\'ll get treated to meals and days out and it won\'t cost me a penny

And I get to see my mate who lives in Chesterfield too (not Wodger, someone I know from Uni)

As long as the weather and the price of petrol hold steady we\'ll be in for a good week.


See you when I get back, and keep a stool warm for me :bouncy:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave

See you when I get back, and keep a stool warm for me :bouncy:

I just got finished reading the replys to my post about using fox urine to keep away cats. I read \"stool\" completely different than you ment it.

Have fun!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: glad the doctor\'s are doing something for your poor old knees Liz... I was thinking I\'d have to use an old indian remedy, bee stings......

Have fun Undave, be sure to set a bowl of beer out for the wee folk.... I know it’s usually milk, but all the wee folk I know would piss in your corn flakes if you did. so sad to see a drunken fairy trying to hump a snail:drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I don\'t know, he\'s travelling up to this area and isn\'t going to stop by to say hello. Pfft!

 

[lizcam]

Updte on knees; Slept like a lamb last night without pain for the first time in years. When I woke up I was truely rested, an odd feeling. Actually stood up without having to sit at the edge of the bed getting the blood circulating for the first time in years as well and had no problem walking as soon as I stood up.

If you\'ve never had cronic pain this all might sound a bit silly but let me tell you this could change my outlook on life! I feel normal again!

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'m really happy for you Liz. :kiss:

Now to work on me feeling rested.

 

[wiccanpony]

:flame: ok which one of you young whipper-snappers posted this over in the CD Lounge:cussing:

We are not amused

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors
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1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner\'s name on your hand in case you can\'t remember.

6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don\'t end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.


9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don\'t even think about trying it twice.

 

[airhead]

Donna, have you been snooping around in my bedroom again?
lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead
Donna, have you been snooping around in my bedroom again?
lol

:innocent: who? me?:innocent:

by the way love the new bedroom set oops!! busted:duh:lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

I wonder where else Donna\'s been snooping...

*goes to look for hidden cameras*

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I wonder where else Donna\'s been snooping...

*goes to look for hidden cameras*

bet Roger didn’t know there is a platoon of dust bunnies under the bed planning world domination or they may just be planning a party with his Daemonettes.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Aha, nice try, but I don\'t have any daemonettes.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Aha, nice try, but I don\'t have any daemonettes.

do too........ let\'s see there\'s Liz, Wen, Spazzy, Vikey and me :twisted:lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

Vikey? ???

It\'s the wrong season to have been at the mulled wine.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Vikey? ???

It\'s the wrong season to have been at the mulled wine.

he’s a honorary daemonette.. hell is going PC, so we had to open our ranks lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'d like to apologise. I said I thought I\'d get some pics done for today of my current minis but there has been a delay. I\'ve done the highlighting on the armour but I want to tidy up the mini so it\'s easier to see what is and isn\'t done. I\'m not doing any more today as I\'m going to get plenty of rest before going to the club this evening. I had a poor night\'s sleep but I think I\'ve paced myself reasonably well so far today.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I\'d like to apologise. I said I thought I\'d get some pics done for today of my current minis but there has been a delay. I\'ve done the highlighting on the armour but I want to tidy up the mini so it\'s easier to see what is and isn\'t done. I\'m not doing any more today as I\'m going to get plenty of rest before going to the club this evening. I had a poor night\'s sleep but I think I\'ve paced myself reasonably well so far today.

be sure to take a power nap..... they work wonders

 

[lizcam]

Bubba, coffee. It\'s been a rough morning that started at 4 am. I need to stay awake for work so anything with caffien will do! Thanks!

 

[wiccanpony]

hows the Ebay comp coming along..... I saw the wooden walkway over water.... what\'s the theme this time?