Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[airhead]

It is her day. So anything she wants you to wear, do so with a smile. (except maybe a pink cumberbun).

 

[wiccanpony]

if they want you to wear a pink cummberbun run!!!

 

[Roger Bunting]

It\'s okay, my suit has been sorted already, with no cumberbun, pink or otherwise. It\'s the fact I\'ve had to listen to what everyone else is wearing, but without getting straight to the point. I had to listen to what else they looked at. You see, the women-folk (as well as the paige boy) went shopping today.

 

[EldinTux]

What is it with women & weddings. They think they can make you wear anything!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

Bubba...something strong and make it a double I\'m having a really bad day

 

[lizcam]

What\'s wrong Donna?

Put it on my tab bubba and give her a second as well. Bring me the same.

Donna, lets go to the basement and you can tell me about it.

 

[wiccanpony]

where\'s our mopboy?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
where\'s our mopboy?

Currently recovering from his first day back to school I think.

 

[squig hunter]

*appears batman-like behind Donna*

Yeth Marrtherr?

 

[wiccanpony]

Squig going to school? do the teachers get hazard pay

 

[squig hunter]

No silly, they get free sessions with a shrink after the effects of my grin...:twisted:

Squig

 

[wiccanpony]

oh yes, that “Grin”....... if I were a teacher and saw it, I’d run to the nearest church and beg for sanctuary

 

[Roger Bunting]

Considering you\'re a wiccan that\'s really saying something.

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted:we witches would welcome Damion Squiggy.....besides we only have open air circles, hard to hide in one of them lol

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:twisted:we witches would welcome Damion Squiggy.....besides we only have open air circles, hard to hide in one of them lol

Don\'t you mean \"Deamon\" squiggy?:innocent: When do I get the robes

Squig

 

[wiccanpony]

sorry all out of robes...but I can find a pillowcase and cut holes in itlol

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - heard there was a whole flood of little critters let loose in here the other day -

Time to test the BFG3000!!!lol

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by steelcult
Hmm - heard there was a whole flood of little critters let loose in here the other day -

Time to test the BFG3000!!!lol

silly little steel.....dont you know the BFG3000 is made by the amish. it will only backfire and unleash more woodland creatures.

tut tut.

lol

 

[Sand Rat]

But not of the cute cuddly type - these are armed squirrels to fight the armed monkees!!

 

[War Griffon]

So thats were the latest member of the freak bar pets/mascots have come from?!

I thought I was :drunk: the other night when I woke in one of th erockers in the coffin dodgers lounge and saw this creacher in the shadows trying to hide.