Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[uberdark]

Originally posted by War Griffon
So thats were the latest member of the freak bar pets/mascots have come from?!

I thought I was :drunk: the other night when I woke in one of th erockers in the coffin dodgers lounge and saw this creacher in the shadows trying to hide.

ironically that squirrel is actually 50 feet tall.

ever since it started roidin\' its gotten crazy. and those arent fingers they belong to a giant amish robot.

 

[lizcam]

Just don\'t do anything to Left turn and Speed bump. They\'ve had a hard time lately. Fluffy keeps thinging that their names are driving directions and runs over them.

 

[uberdark]

@liz

and rightly so.

there both just plain fun to kick around.

:evil::twisted::evil:

 

[lizcam]

I hope you got a few quills stuck in you for that!

 

[uberdark]

not me.....i am lord of all furry woodland creatures. mainly because all my friends in college called me fuzzy b*&ch.

i had quite the locks and a go-t that would put gimli\'s to shame.

 

[wiccanpony]

ah.... Lord of the Flea Bitten Woodland Varmints, how about getting them to do their “nature calls” outside. I’m getting tired of watching where I step and that goes for the Amish too!:cussing:

 

[War Griffon]

SOunds like you need to punish the mop boy a bit more in that case Donna. We never had this problem with previous mops.

 

[lizcam]

I think we need a zoo/stable/lab full of cages for the critters and a barracks for the amish and the sherpas. It\'s getting really crowded in here.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Don\'t worry about It, Just slip Tiddles leash and tell him it\'s Dinner time.
lol

Just make sure he has some parsley after the Amish, otherwise they give him gas.

 

[mud duck]

\"Oh the Humanity!\"

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mud duck
\"Oh the Humanity!\"

painting geeks are \"human\" when did this happen, I swear there is a sign in the window \"human free zone\"

 

[Dragonsreach]

I think Mud Duck is refering to the Amish.



Man can they run fast for such a religous bunch. Tiddles is getting quite a work out.

Warn the mop boy that he\'ll need strong bleach to hide the blood stains, before CSI turn up.

 

[wiccanpony]

lol go Tiddles go!!!

 

[mud duck]

I did start to put them to work in the back churring butter. It is State Farm Time up here, and if it\'s not deep fat fried, it\'s covered in butter! The and the bust sculptor of Princess Kay of the Milky Way, I was working a deal on being the supplier of the butter on that one! Sometimes I wonder why I bother.....

 

[wiccanpony]

you did tell them it was yak butterlol

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by War Griffon
SOunds like you need to punish the mop boy a bit more in that case Donna. We never had this problem with previous mops.

Don\'t give her ideas!

SQuig

 

[War Griffon]

Trust me Squigg between Donna and Liz they don\'t need anybody to give them ideas lol
Just think yourself lucky Tooshy doesn\'t come in here that often with her molegrips then you would really be in trouble lollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by War Griffon
SOunds like you need to punish the mop boy a bit more in that case Donna. We never had this problem with previous mops.

Bubba said the Law states we can only may work underage mopboys so many hours, the we lock them in their cages and make them watch Mary Poppins and hee-haw reruns:|~

 

[wiccanpony]

i’m afraid Tooshy’s molegraps are already spoken for:beer:

 

[uberdark]

i think cafe du\' freak needs to be reopened. after all thats where the yak butter came from.