Tales from the Freak Bar..5
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lizcam
New member
So date day, Roger sweetie. I have a game for us to play and anyone else can join in if they want. It\'s a treasure hunt. Here\'s a list of what you need to find. I\'m the prize!
an OOP ogre painted well
1 quote from Hugh Heffner that has nothing to do with sex
5 mini girls with reasonable boobies
cheat codes to Sims2
a perfect paint storage system
a pair of dragonreaches underware
Vikey\'s boobie collection
Billy\'s well painted mini
Squiggy\'s 1000th pst
Wiccanpony\'s best riding outfit (I want to say virginity but I won\'t)
Undave\'s sanity
Duckie\'s sanity
TBS\'s sober post
And a pro-painted mini that actually looks well done.
Who will be the first to find them all? Who will win the fleeting affections of me?
We\'ll soon see!
an OOP ogre painted well
1 quote from Hugh Heffner that has nothing to do with sex
5 mini girls with reasonable boobies
cheat codes to Sims2
a perfect paint storage system
a pair of dragonreaches underware
Vikey\'s boobie collection
Billy\'s well painted mini
Squiggy\'s 1000th pst
Wiccanpony\'s best riding outfit (I want to say virginity but I won\'t)
Undave\'s sanity
Duckie\'s sanity
TBS\'s sober post
And a pro-painted mini that actually looks well done.
Who will be the first to find them all? Who will win the fleeting affections of me?
We\'ll soon see!
Originally posted by lizcam
It\'s a treasure hunt. Here\'s a list of what you need to find. I\'m the prize!
an OOP ogre painted well
Strike one..Generulpoleaxe has a couple of those
1 quote from Hugh Heffner that has nothing to do with sex
5 mini girls with reasonable boobies
[colr=blue] There are Unreasonable Boobies? [/color]
cheat codes to Sims2
It\'s called the off button
a perfect paint storage system
It\'s called a table
a pair of dragonreaches underware
One word.........Commando
Vikey\'s boobie collection
Look out any window
Billy\'s well painted mini
Squiggy\'s 1000th pst
Wiccanpony\'s best riding outfit (I want to say virginity but I won\'t)
I don\'t mind polishing leather but there are some fine details to work around on that .
Undave\'s sanity
Duckie\'s sanity
TBS\'s sober post
And a pro-painted mini that actually looks well done.
Who will be the first to find them all? Who will win the fleeting affections of me?
Thought Roger Bunting had that under control.
Might have to add a \"Get a room\" wing to the Freak Bar soon.
Roger Bunting
New member
Hmm, this is going to be difficult.
The rest I\'ll have to look for later.
The rest I\'ll have to look for later.
Roger Bunting
New member
ooh, I think I can translate that.
Did you eat yet?
No, you?
No. Do you want to?
Sure.
Did you eat yet?
No, you?
No. Do you want to?
Sure.
airhead
Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
sure, but you took way to many sylables to say the same thing.
Southeners talk slow, but conserve energy by using less in our words.
It\'s so hot here, the chickens are laying boiled eggs.
But I\'m busier than a one-armed paperhanger.
Or busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin\' contest.
Last winter was colder than a well digger\'s butt.
The winter before, it was colder than a boob in a brass bra.
Southeners talk slow, but conserve energy by using less in our words.
It\'s so hot here, the chickens are laying boiled eggs.
But I\'m busier than a one-armed paperhanger.
Or busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kickin\' contest.
Last winter was colder than a well digger\'s butt.
The winter before, it was colder than a boob in a brass bra.
Roger Bunting
New member
How about this one?
puhwudinole
puhwudinole
Ok, Because we\'re all one big family again:
:flip::flip::bouncy::flip::flip:FREAKOUT!:flip::flip::bouncy::flip::flip:
But I have to hold out for a minute or so before taking position of the mop, as I\'ve just come back from across the border (Minnesota/Wisconsin) with some of the \"good\" fireworks. So give me some time to get them all hooked up for the party on the 4th.
:flip::flip::bouncy::flip::flip:FREAKOUT!:flip::flip::bouncy::flip::flip:
But I have to hold out for a minute or so before taking position of the mop, as I\'ve just come back from across the border (Minnesota/Wisconsin) with some of the \"good\" fireworks. So give me some time to get them all hooked up for the party on the 4th.
lizcam
New member
Welcome to freakdom Duckie! Be careful with those fireworks. You\'ll shoot your eye out!
Now make sure you clean the place and then talk to Ms Post. She\'ll have the decorations for the party. Also you might want to track down the others on the verge of freaking and have them start setting up for the 4th of July party. Get them to freak in any way you can. There\'s a big list of stuff so get started as soon as possible.
Then there\'s a bit of R&R for me in the basement. Please don\'t get too worn out! I\'ll take care of that. :twisted:
Now make sure you clean the place and then talk to Ms Post. She\'ll have the decorations for the party. Also you might want to track down the others on the verge of freaking and have them start setting up for the 4th of July party. Get them to freak in any way you can. There\'s a big list of stuff so get started as soon as possible.
Then there\'s a bit of R&R for me in the basement. Please don\'t get too worn out! I\'ll take care of that. :twisted:
War Griffon
New member
I recall Squigg saying that he was going to freak for Donna and wait for her in the basement seems like he has gone AWOL on his promise.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Bubba, let\'s have one of those special 4th of July drinks with a lit sparkler, pleaseoh and \"Clean up in Basement room 666, there seems to be a lot of duck feathers floating around.
