Tales from the Freak Bar..5

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Bubba

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OK, boys, drinks are on the witch tonight.

Treat her right and you may live to see the dawn. No, not Dawn, the dawn.

Here\'s lookin\' at you, Kid.
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mud duck

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
My gift for Donna is a man, of about 5\' 11 1/2\", 34 years old, short brown hair, green eyes, has way too many minis he\'s trying to paint at the moment. I\'ll leve the gift in the lounge then.

*walks into the coffin dodger\'s lounge and sits next to Ms. Pony\'s chair, with a bow tied around him.*
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I think that describes what about half the guys on this site? Well at least the mini part.

Ms. Post! The cakes are here! Double Choloate, a white one, a couple of different cheesecakes. I also \"bought\" out a Stone Cold Creamery for the night, where did you whant them to set up?


Oh and on the wierd side, Theres a couple of guys at the back door claiming to be Kirk Coben, Jimmy Hendriks, and Jim Morrison wanting to know where the stage is.
 
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Zora

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
My gift for Donna is a man, of about 5\' 11 1/2\", 34 years old, short brown hair, green eyes, has way too many minis he\'s trying to paint at the moment. I\'ll leve the gift in the lounge then.

*walks into the coffin dodger\'s lounge and sits next to Ms. Pony\'s chair, with a bow tied around him.*
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(takes bow off of himself)
Great, NOW what\'ll I get her? I hate being the one with the duplicate gift idea...lol
 
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Ms Post

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<Walks in from the kitchen pushing a cart of pastries followed closely by 6 sherpas pulling a giant platform by long chains, straining from the weight. On the platform is a GIANT cake in Halloween black/green/purple with HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE WITCH WICCANPONY writen across the sides of the 5 layers. The sherpas drag it to the middle of the bar, kicking patron\'s out of the way as they go. Then Ms Post signals Zombie Rick James and the song Superfreak starts up. A spot light hits the cake just as the sherpas drop the chains with a resounding clank>

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the main attraction!

<she then steps back and looks at the cake with her arms folded waiting as the sherpas help each other to stools near the potted plants>
 
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Ms Post

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Originally posted by mud duck
Ms. Post! The cakes are here! Double Choloate, a white one, a couple of different cheesecakes. I also \"bought\" out a Stone Cold Creamery for the night, where did you whant them to set up?


Oh and on the wierd side, Theres a couple of guys at the back door claiming to be Kirk Coben, Jimmy Hendriks, and Jim Morrison wanting to know where the stage is.
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Ice cream over near the cakes and the bands can use the video lounge as a green room. I have a scedule all written up for them. Did Marilynn Monroe show yet? She\'s really alte and supposed to sing Happy Birthday (doesn\'t that sound familier?) Thanks Mr Duck.

<taps watch and looks at giant cake>

I don\'t like it when things don\'t go as planned.

<Whispers in the remnants of Rick James\' ear and he walks to the video lounge and cmes back with all the other musicians there>

Again I give you ........ the main attraction!

<there\'s a drum roll.........................>
 
lizcam

lizcam

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<Marilynn steps out of the video lounge just as Squiggy pops out of the cake and all the singers join her in a round of Happy birthday>

Duckie! You\'re free! Here\'s the keys to the leg chains!

<walks up to Squiggy, licks some frosting off his left cheek, kneels down and slips the shackles in place>

Now you\'re Donna\'s!.................and MINE! :twisted:
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Whew! I was bracing myself for Vikey in a thong again. Allthough the night is yet young, even if the birthday girl isn\'t :p
Still, with age comes experience and a night with Ms Pony is certainly an experience :eek::twisted:
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D ahhhhhhhhhh!! the good life...... Men, song, Men, cake, Men, booze, Men..... I did mention Men didn\'t I ;):plol
 
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DaN

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I LIKE CAKE!
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mud duck

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{waking up a double chocolate and tequila bender/coma}

Ah, what happened last night? Ouch my poor head. And why does my mouth taste like Killer used it as a latrine?

Boy this place is a mess... Guess I had better start cleaning up. Wait a sec, I\'m NOT the Mop Boy! Ha ha ha freedom! {skipping around} Ok if I\'m not the MP why am I still wearing these leather thongs?



Oh and Ms. Post. Did we get a forwarding address for zombie group, I think that I just found someones jaw over here....
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Morning Duckie dear. Too bad your not mop boy any more. I have a sure fire cure for your hangover but you\'d have to follow me to the basement to find out what it is. <sigh> oh well. On to new things. Have a good day!
 
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Roger Bunting

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My neck hurts. I guess I was craning it too much for too long when painting. I thought I was actually doing pretty well, bringing the mini closer to me whilst sitting up straight rather than it sitting on the desk and me leaning over to paint it.
 
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Zora

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Originally posted by lizcam
Morning Duckie dear. Too bad your not mop boy any more. I have a sure fire cure for your hangover but you\'d have to follow me to the basement to find out what it is. <sigh> oh well. On to new things. Have a good day!
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Wow, now that you\'re all footloose and fancy-free, you\'re not staying long in any one spot, are ya?lol

I feel sorry for the next mop boy, (lucky) bastard...;)
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by lizcam
Morning Duckie dear. Too bad your not mop boy any more. I have a sure fire cure for your hangover but you\'d have to follow me to the basement to find out what it is. <sigh> oh well. On to new things. Have a good day!
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Wow, now that you\'re all footloose and fancy-free, you\'re not staying long in any one spot, are ya?lol

I feel sorry for the next mop boy, (lucky) bastard...;)
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Hey, it\'s been almost 30 years in one spot. I have some catching up to do! ;)
 
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