Tales from the Freak Bar..5
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johnboyjjb
Active member
Storm trooper might be having to make some \"adjustments\"
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
??? ok where\'s the picture of half naked men.... got to be PC about this
War Griffon
New member
Don\'t know about some of those girls needing feeding most look ok for my tastes.
Some of them do need to get out in the sun a bit more often though
The girl in the front row centre left looks like she is about to fall out of her starboard cup.
Best princess look alike I think has to go to the girl on the very left of the photo
Some of them do need to get out in the sun a bit more often though
The girl in the front row centre left looks like she is about to fall out of her starboard cup.
Best princess look alike I think has to go to the girl on the very left of the photo
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
wonder where the picture was taken..San Diego Comicon perhaps
Roger Bunting
New member
I\'m a lucky boy.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I\'m a lucky boy.
and are you going to share wuth the class
Roger Bunting
New member
I just had a brief conversation with the third member of the SoCal Freak Bar Triad.
lizcam
New member
Triad? Does that mean Reaper will be bottling us and selling us in shades of California? Wen says you have a sexy/sweet voice, Roger. That makes all three of us now. Guess you get some kind of award for that. Hmmmmm...............wonder what it should be? Melted California girl perhaps? <fans self when thinking of the accent>
Roger Bunting
New member
Can\'t be a Reaper Triad as there would have to be a shade, basecoat and highlight, but all I see are three highlights. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
squig hunter
New member
Originally posted by Kaine
Originally posted by squig hunter
I changed my avatar. Do you all like?
Squig
Well i guess your \"dark side\" is now visible for all to see
Nah, then the pic would have to be all black
lolSQuig
You smooth talking basket.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
lollollol
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-------------------------
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn\'t about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won\'t realize that he must
first deal with the problem on \'THIS\' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the \'OTHER SIDE\' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he\'s acting by not taking on his \'CURRENT\'
problems before adding \'NEW\' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I\'m going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don\'t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken\'s
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he\'s GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer\'s Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I\'ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn\'t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn\'t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where\'s my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-------------------------
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The
chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need
to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right
from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it
deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn\'t about me.......
DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won\'t realize that he must
first deal with the problem on \'THIS\' side of the road before it goes
after the problem on the \'OTHER SIDE\' of the road. What we need to do is
help him realize how stupid he\'s acting by not taking on his \'CURRENT\'
problems before adding \'NEW\' problems.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I\'m going to
give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don\'t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!
It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken\'s
intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he\'s GUILTY! You can see it in his
eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
standing order at the Farmer\'s Market to sell my eggs when the price
dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
information.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I\'ve not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn\'t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn\'t that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
life long dream of crossing the road.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new
platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .........
reboot.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of
chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY:
Where\'s my gun?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens
