Tales from the Freak Bar..5

uberdark

New member
liz you cant get out that way... . you and donna closed it off last year because you didnt want lemmings and yaks, and sherpas getting into the freak bar.

sorry your still stuck my dear.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by uberdark
liz you cant get out that way... . you and donna closed it off last year because you didnt want lemmings and yaks, and sherpas getting into the freak bar.

sorry your still stuck my dear.


??? Didn\'t I send the memo..... Squiggy opened the tunnels, how else was he able to sneak the cheerleaders out of the ManCave and keep them fed with salads from the Cafe
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Hurrah! I\'m here, my Butter Queen. I\'ll have you out of there in a jiffy. *reaches to find the key.*

Ouch!

*Pulls hand back with a zombie squirrel biting on his finger*

Who put that there?

I\'ll have to go via the Mancave then.

*Walks out the door smacking the zombie squirrel on the table to get rid of it*
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanponyhow else was he able to sneak the cheerleaders out of the ManCave and keep them fed with salads from the Cafe

You, really, really, do not want to know:eek:

Squig


:rolleyes: at my age....really.....been there, done that, have the t-shirt.....the poster......the tea towels...and a little black book the size of a LA phone directory:p:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: at my age....really.....been there, done that, have the t-shirt.....the poster......the tea towels...and a little black book the size of a LA phone directory:p:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: at my age....really.....been there, done that, have the t-shirt.....the poster......the tea towels...and a little black book the size of a LA phone directory:p:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: gives a jaded look, goes behind bar to find the Excedrin:~(
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: at my age....really.....been there, done that, have the t-shirt.....the poster......the tea towels...and a little black book the size of a LA phone directory:p:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: gives a jaded look, goes behind bar to find the Excedrin:~(

:innocent::twisted::innocent:

Squig
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Zora
You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig

lol...Donna, is that the new euphemism you\'re using now?:twisted:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: gives a jaded look, goes behind bar to find the Excedrin and a shot of whiskey:~(
 

Zora

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Zora
You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig

lol...Donna, is that the new euphemism you\'re using now?:twisted:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: gives a jaded look, goes behind bar to find the Excedrin and a shot of whiskey:~(

:( Here I was hoping for more of a \"come hither\" look than a jaded look...guess I\'m not freaky enough for this bar. Ciao!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Zora
You can get all that stuff, just for smugglig people out under a big overcoat? :p

Squig

lol...Donna, is that the new euphemism you\'re using now?:twisted:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: gives a jaded look, goes behind bar to find the Excedrin and a shot of whiskey:~(

:( Here I was hoping for more of a \"come hither\" look than a jaded look...guess I\'m not freaky enough for this bar. Ciao!

now you know \"Freak\" must constantly be worked at to reach perfection....and the hell with a “come hither” look...gives Zora a whack behind the ear with a blackjack, grabs a pants leg and drags down the steps of the Basement, stops locks door..thump...thump....thump...thump....:twisted:lollol:twisted:lol
 

lizcam

New member
I\'m out I guess. Thanks Roger. Where\'s Donna going with Zora? Think she needs any help?


:innocent:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
I\'m out I guess. Thanks Roger. Where\'s Donna going with Zora? Think she needs any help?


:innocent:

ya, you could kindly keep Zora\'s head from bouncing on the stone steps... not that he is feeling any pain right now:D
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
*bucking up belt after putting on pants*

whew, I\"m glad they found some new man-meat to play with. Sorry Zora.
 
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