Tales from the Freak Bar..6

squig hunter

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You\'ve been planning this all along haven\'t you?! I always knew you were al shrewd conniver underneath all that blondeness! Grrr, he is not my brother, I deny everything!:cussing:

*Slinks, Smeagol-like down into secret lair to plot revenge*

Squig
 

Dragonsreach

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Staff member
Originally posted by Crestion du Sable
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Springbok
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
She\'s not a robot you know. She\'s a real live girl. You did FEED them didn\'t you? And bathe them? And let them sleep?

That\'s it! No puppy for you!!!

\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p
It\'s very great pity that you Americans don\'t understand English. ;)
Soldering is the technique of joining two items together using a low melting point Lead alloy.
Soddering is joining two items together in a totally different manner. :eek:
 

lizcam

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OOOOO I\'m quaking in my boobs........erm.......boots. Revenge away halfling. I look forward to the game. Just remember lesson #1. Good revenge takes time to plot.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by squig hunter
I do infact have a few choice quotes from MSN lizzie, balsa anyone? lol

Squig

Yes but then I\'d bring up a certain domestic scene wouldn\'t I?
 

Dragonsreach

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Staff member
Originally posted by squig hunter
I do infact have a few choice quotes from MSN lizzie, balsa anyone? lol

Squig
Ari; remember discression with the ladies at all times.

My grandfather gave me several pieces of good advice; this was amongt them:
\"Never anger a woman with a sharp knife in her hand!\"
It\'s stood me in good stead for many a year.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I just found this fellow outside the Freak Bar. he says he\'s looking for his long lost twin brother. He\'s not sure of his twin\'s name but he has heard he hangs out here.

troll.jpg

I didn\'t know Uber had a brother???:p
 

squig hunter

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Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by squig hunter
I do infact have a few choice quotes from MSN lizzie, balsa anyone? lol

Squig

Yes but then I\'d bring up a certain domestic scene wouldn\'t I?

Nah lizzy, you understanding that properly would have required you to have a rudimentary understanding of Icelandic at best ;)

Squig
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I just found this fellow outside the Freak Bar. he says he\'s looking for his long lost twin brother. He\'s not sure of his twin\'s name but he has heard he hangs out here.

troll.jpg

I didn\'t know Uber had a brother???:p
Donna, take a look.....

Clipboard.jpg


I think I found the culprit.:D
 
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by Crestion du Sable
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Springbok
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
She\'s not a robot you know. She\'s a real live girl. You did FEED them didn\'t you? And bathe them? And let them sleep?

That\'s it! No puppy for you!!!

\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p
It\'s very great pity that you Americans don\'t understand English. ;)
Soldering is the technique of joining two items together using a low melting point Lead alloy.
Soddering is joining two items together in a totally different manner. :eek:

Take it how you will :p

Though thanks for the spelling correction, I will attempt to remember that one :p
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I just found this fellow outside the Freak Bar. he says he\'s looking for his long lost twin brother. He\'s not sure of his twin\'s name but he has heard he hangs out here.

troll.jpg

I didn\'t know Uber had a brother???:p
Donna, take a look.....

Clipboard.jpg


I think I found the culprit.:D

:rolleyes: Yes, I see .....but......... Squiggy picked the lock to “MY” entertainment room.....I would hate for all my Porn to be switch with Tella Tubby DVDs:eek::|~:|~:|~:|~
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
What\'s up with Squigs chin? It looks like his head is stuck on with Lego bricks lol

It\'s his collar and leash. I keep him as a pet and he wears a pretty pink polka dotted collar. :D
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: climbing up on personal barstool..... Bubba, a ginger-ale, please...... and pass me the large bowl of buttered popcorn

front row seat to watch the Battle :eek::drunk::eek::p
 
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