wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
peeping in, checking for traps.. quick zig-zag dash to Bubba\'s private office
Tales from the Freak Bar..6
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its monday....so uber lets loose 300 1st graders all with grubby hands touching all of your minis.
one named klaus grabs a particularly nice one of a pilot and sticks it in his nose.
angela the gerbil girl grabs roger\'s one finished mini and dips it in paint to make \"pretty prints\"
and finally a young clone of liz comes walking in and immediately beats all of the other gits up and then walks up to squiggy and says.
\"we\'re legal now baby!\"
dear god run squiggy run!
one named klaus grabs a particularly nice one of a pilot and sticks it in his nose.
angela the gerbil girl grabs roger\'s one finished mini and dips it in paint to make \"pretty prints\"
and finally a young clone of liz comes walking in and immediately beats all of the other gits up and then walks up to squiggy and says.
\"we\'re legal now baby!\"
dear god run squiggy run!
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:drool:Bubba’s office is safe ground, from Squiggy’s Wrath, or it will be when I lock the door
mattsterbenz
New member
The public schools here are on a year-round schedule. The kids get a shorter summer, and in exchange get two weeks off in the fall and an extra week for spring break. They are all on break now, damn them!
Yesterday I gave in to an urge, and I bought a big bag of the Mother\'s brand circus animal cookies. You know, the pink and white ones with sprinkles all over. They are so delicious. I\'m not sure yet if I regret buying them.
-Matt
Yesterday I gave in to an urge, and I bought a big bag of the Mother\'s brand circus animal cookies. You know, the pink and white ones with sprinkles all over. They are so delicious. I\'m not sure yet if I regret buying them.
-Matt
Roger Bunting
New member
Ha! I don\'t have any finished minis, so I don\'t know who\'s that was the gerbil girl took.
@Liz. it\'s tuesday. I thought we\'d do something less tranquil and go test some cars, from old classics to the latest super cars.
I didn\'t go to my game night yesterday. I\'m still recovering from a cold and so thought I\'d be better off resting a little more rather than push things. I do have a game of Bloodbowl on wednesday, though.
@Liz. it\'s tuesday. I thought we\'d do something less tranquil and go test some cars, from old classics to the latest super cars.
I didn\'t go to my game night yesterday. I\'m still recovering from a cold and so thought I\'d be better off resting a little more rather than push things. I do have a game of Bloodbowl on wednesday, though.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
What on earth would you give him a puppy for?!!
Roger Bunting
New member
Ooh, look who\'s popped their head in. Hello Jesterz. How\'s life treating you?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted:Jester (huggys) is right an adult komodo dragon is more fitting
Why, Why, Why
-------------------------
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on \'insufficient funds\' when they know there is
not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars ,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn\'t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an \'S\' in the word \'lisp\'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, \'It\'s all right?\' Well,
it isn\'t all right, so why don\'t we say, \'That really hurt, why don\'t you
watch where you\'re going !\'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that\'s falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they\'re okay, then it\'s you.
Why, Why, Why
-------------------------
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on \'insufficient funds\' when they know there is
not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars ,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn\'t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an \'S\' in the word \'lisp\'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, \'It\'s all right?\' Well,
it isn\'t all right, so why don\'t we say, \'That really hurt, why don\'t you
watch where you\'re going !\'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that\'s falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends -- if they\'re okay, then it\'s you.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Its been very quiet in th Bar, where’s our Squiggy?????????????
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Squiggy!!! get your butt back in here!!!!!!!!:cussing:
Roger Bunting
New member
Okay, my cold was sufficiently gone enough for me to go and play my game of Bloodbowl. I played Orcs against Dwarfs. First hald I received and drove down the field, crowd-surfing dwarfs along the way. 1-0 into half time. The second half started with two of my orcs getting badly hurt and another KO\'d. Then my opponent had a bit of bad luck as well as a tactical mistake, and I ponced on his ball carrier. Hoorah, 2-0! Then the players rioted, shortening the game so the Dwarfs only had two turns to try and score. No way, Hosay! So the game ended 2-0 to the Orcs. Yay!
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
who played the dwarfs
squig hunter
New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squiggy is hiding because we hurt his feelings.
I\'m sorry Squiggy.
Meh, hardly, just having a shitty time because of other things, and have been in a foul mood because of it. It was just timed very badly, but if wasn\'t anything any of you could have known about
And Donna, do you really think Bubbas office is safe? Heh, never thought of you as a naive person
Nowhere is safe from me:twisted:Squig
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Squiggy is hiding because we hurt his feelings.
I\'m sorry Squiggy.
Meh, hardly, just having a shitty time because of other things, and have been in a foul mood because of it. It was just timed very badly, but if wasn\'t anything any of you could have known about
And Donna, do you really think Bubbas office is safe? Heh, never thought of you as a naive person
Squig
sorry you had a bad time, just know we’re here if you need usnaive,, yes that’s me, just a little innocent lamb grrrrrr.....ah ...... I mean baaaaaaa :innocent:
