wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
ok that\'s just wrong. Very very wrong.Originally posted by mattsterbenz
I\'ll take a bacon sandwich please. Make it an artery-clogger, like this one:
Oh, and a DIET root beer please Bubba. Got to counteract that sandwich. lol
-Matt
you\'re right.where\'s the mayo, lettuce and tomato? lol
morning laughs
> Well Known Proverbs
> -------------------------
>
> A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child
> in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with
> the remainder of the proverb.
> It\'s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
> insight may surprise you.
> While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6
> year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
>
> Better to be safe than................................punch a 5th grader
> Strike while the ..........................................bug is close
> It\'s always darkest before..........................Daylight Saving Time
> Never underestimate the power of.............termites
> You can lead a horse to water but..............how?
> Don\'t bite the hand that..............................looks dirty
> No news is...................................................impossible
> A miss is as good as a.................................Mr.
> You can\'t teach an old dog new..................math
> If you lie down with dogs, you\'ll..................stink in the morning
> Love all, trust..............................................me
> The pen is mightier than the.......................pigs
> An idle mind is.............................................the best way
> to relax
> Where there\'s smoke there\'s......................pollution
> Happy the bride who...................................gets all the
> presents
> A penny saved is.........................................not much
> Two\'s company, three\'s...............................the Musketeers
> Don\'t put off till tomorrow what...................you put on to go to bed
> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow
> your nose
> There are none so blind as..........................Stevie Wonder
> Children should be seen and not.................spanked or grounded
> If at first you don\'t succeed.........................get new batteries
> You get out of something only what you.....see in the picture on the box
> When the blind leadeth the blind................get out of the way
> Better late than...........................................pregnant
>
