Tales from the Freak Bar..6

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by mattsterbenz
I\'ll take a bacon sandwich please. Make it an artery-clogger, like this one:

bacon_sandwich.jpg


:D

Oh, and a DIET root beer please Bubba. Got to counteract that sandwich. lol

-Matt
ok that\'s just wrong. Very very wrong.


you\'re right.where\'s the mayo, lettuce and tomato? lol



morning laughs

> Well Known Proverbs
> -------------------------
>
> A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child
> in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with
> the remainder of the proverb.
> It\'s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their
> insight may surprise you.
> While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6
> year-olds, because the last one is a classic!
>
> Better to be safe than................................punch a 5th grader
> Strike while the ..........................................bug is close
> It\'s always darkest before..........................Daylight Saving Time
> Never underestimate the power of.............termites
> You can lead a horse to water but..............how?
> Don\'t bite the hand that..............................looks dirty
> No news is...................................................impossible
> A miss is as good as a.................................Mr.
> You can\'t teach an old dog new..................math
> If you lie down with dogs, you\'ll..................stink in the morning
> Love all, trust..............................................me
> The pen is mightier than the.......................pigs
> An idle mind is.............................................the best way
> to relax
> Where there\'s smoke there\'s......................pollution
> Happy the bride who...................................gets all the
> presents
> A penny saved is.........................................not much
> Two\'s company, three\'s...............................the Musketeers
> Don\'t put off till tomorrow what...................you put on to go to bed
> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow
> your nose
> There are none so blind as..........................Stevie Wonder
> Children should be seen and not.................spanked or grounded
> If at first you don\'t succeed.........................get new batteries
> You get out of something only what you.....see in the picture on the box
> When the blind leadeth the blind................get out of the way
> Better late than...........................................pregnant
>
 

lizcam

New member
MOP BOY!!!


Line up the girls in Nurse Brunhilda\'s office. Time to see if you all are men or boys. I need those virgins deflowered because tomorrow we start interviewing for new ones and the ex-virgins hit the cheerleader training floor next week. Got to make sure there aren\'t any girls slipping by as virgins. Might have to have the mop boy do the duty if you all haven\'t. :twisted:
 

DaN

New member
Doesn\'t LOOK like it, but I don\'t think we get that in the UK...

But from the description on the bottle it doesn\'t sound the same.

It\'s hard to describe brown sauce. I don\'t think it\'s like ketchup at ALL in taste, I think it tastes quite vinegar-y :p
 
Originally posted by DaN
Doesn\'t LOOK like it, but I don\'t think we get that in the UK...

But from the description on the bottle it doesn\'t sound the same.

It\'s hard to describe brown sauce. I don\'t think it\'s like ketchup at ALL in taste, I think it tastes quite vinegar-y :p

Wikipedia lists it as a \'steak sauce\' so I\'d guess that the closest thing we have to brown sauce is A-1 steak sauce. (similar in color to HP).
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Quiet in here today.


give me time, I just got up.........yawn........ZZZzzzzzzz


Power of Suggestion
> -------------------------
>
> The following ad in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received
> numerous calls:
>
> \"Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am
> a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the
> woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips,
> cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me
> eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I\'ll
> be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
> gave me.
> Kiss me and I\'m yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.\"
>
> Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about
> an eight week-old black Labrador retriever.
>

see and you men wonder why we call you \"dogs\":p;)lol
 

Roger Bunting

New member
So, I was flicking through the Radio Times (TV and Radio listings magazine), just looking quickly, and then I have to take a second look. There was an old friend, in fact the one who is responsible for me being in this hobby, with a short article, about the subject on his radio show. Now, I have\'t seen him for a long time but I get news occasionally. He did have a T.V. show called \"Trust me, I\'m an economist\", which I managed to catch the last episode of. He\'s a journalist for the Financial Times.
 
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