Tales from the Freak Bar..6

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
bummer here have a drink:beer: and if you want I\'ll leave the Basement door unlocked......Liz is busy moving the old cheerleaders out and a fresh new lot for Halloween:twisted:
 

lizcam

New member
Ok, the new virgins are installed, the mopboy needs a couple of protien shakes, the new cheerleaders are getting their fittings for new outfits and I have a cold.

Bubba, I need the house cold and flu cure followed by some.....hmmmm.....hot buttered rum I think. Yes. That will do well. It\'s nippy here lately.

Squiggy! Get away from the basement door! Those virgins have to stay fresh for Halloween!

<sniff> <aaahhhhcccchhhooooo>

I really need some sleep.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
mixing Liz a Hot buttered rum :beer: in one of the Bar’s largest beer stein... here Mop Boy take this over to her and besure to tuck a warm blanket around her too




purrrrrrrrr

The Truth
> -------------------------
>
> What is a Cat?
>
> 1. Cats do what they want.
>
> 2. They rarely listen to you.
>
> 3. They\'re totally unpredictable.
>
> 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
>
> 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
>
> 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
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> 7. They\'re moody.
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> 8. They leave hair everywhere.
>
> CONCLUSION: They\'re tiny women in little fur coats.
>
> What is a Dog?
>
> 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
> in the house.
>
> 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don\'t
> hear you when you\'re in the same room.
>
> 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
>
> 4. They growl when they are not happy.
>
> 5. When you want to play, they want to play.
>
> 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
>
> 7. They leave their toys everywhere.
>
> 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
> kiss.
>
> 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.
>
> CONCLUSION: They\'re tiny men in little fur coats
>
 

uberdark

New member
so i am doing the parent teacher conferences today. things are going well but i am still waiting for the 12:50 conference with \"that parent\" you know the type right. well get me a drink ready cause i will need it after i am done. in fact leave me to bottle.
 

Zora

New member
Uber, I don\'t drink, but being a parent myself I\'ll order a bottle of whatever you want and wait at the table in the corner so you can vent away...:cool:
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Mop Boy reporting for duty. This week has been rough! But I made it through. :D

On a good note, I turn 21 in two weeks. Party time!

-Matt
 

Bubba

New member
Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Mop Boy reporting for duty. This week has been rough! But I made it through. :D

On a good note, I turn 21 in two weeks. Party time!

-Matt
Matt you\'re late for duty, expect extra Attention from Liz and Ms Pony.

Two weeks, I\'d better start ordering in something special, it\'s not every day someone turns 21.
*memo to self...Get new Leopard thong for Supervike\'s cake dance routine, last one\'s a bit worn and see-thru.*
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: along with a new thong, Bubba

book a session with a Waxer, Vikeys bikini line is escaping..front and back:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:;)

Matt the Mop Boy...... our pet white tiger caught another orca so the pool needs major cleaning, all that blubber clogs the pool filter bad:cussing:
 

Bubba

New member
Ms. Liz, please add more wax to Ms. Donna\'s cauldron in the basement.

That should take care of Mr. Vike\'s personal hygene issues.
:mad: :eek: :flame: :eek:

lol
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by hestan101
i demand a link to the freak bar.... please

erm........shall we cable him to the floor then?



hestan101, sweetie, you are IN the freak bar. ID card please. No more Squiggy mistakes.
 

hestan101

New member
i was wondering what all the drunkenpainters were for:innocent: do you sell pork scratchins?
i do have a id card, but it was stolen...yes...stolen
 

Undave

Flockwit
A likely story.....


I have a giant problem.

I just bought a spare GW giant body and legs from Bitzbox which means that i can combine it with all the left over bitz from the last giant I bought and make a complete new one :D

The problem is what army do I make it for? I already have a Beastmen Giant and a Giant Troll for my Night Goblins so that leaves an Orc version, a Chaos version or an Ogre Slavegiant. Decisions decisions....




Hmmmm I might just go with the last option and give it a gimp mask and a mop lol
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
A likely story.....


I have a giant problem.

I just bought a spare GW giant body and legs from Bitzbox which means that i can combine it with all the left over bitz from the last giant I bought and make a complete new one :D

The problem is what army do I make it for? I already have a Beastmen Giant and a Giant Troll for my Night Goblins so that leaves an Orc version, a Chaos version or an Ogre Slavegiant. Decisions decisions....




Hmmmm I might just go with the last option and give it a gimp mask and a mop lol

Yes! Please do that! It\'s so fitting!

Actually I was thinking that the orc one would be good.



Yes we do sell pork scratchings and no you can NOT see the basement or have hard liquour until I see a valid ID proving you are of age. However you can go into the gaming lounge and discuss breaking and entering with Squiggy over a soda of your choice. Just remember he\'s evil.
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Well, today I had to wake up early for my Saturday class. Normally I wake up at noon so getting up at 7:45 is rough!

The class is ceramics, as part of my fine arts degree. Today I finished off 9 mugs, a jug, and a few bowls. Hopefully they\'re dry enough for bisque firing on Tuesday.

I\'ll be sure to make plenty of big steins and tankards for the freak bar. What color glaze, any preference? :D

-Matt
 
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