Tales from the Freak Bar..6

Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Spiders are no big deal.

Bubba, my dear sir pour me a nice cuppa tea and if you\'re feeling charitable a Bacon Buttie as well.

Fran\'s in hospital for what we hope is the last operation, just a tidy up nothing major, and I struggled to get going this morning.
Without anyone else in the house I nearly fell asleep checking the news and weather.
Plus traveling into work wasn\'t pleasant frozen locks on the car, Ice on\'t windscreen and Dic****d\'s on motorway.

Joy. :D:rolleyes:
 
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Bubba

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No problem, Mr. Reach.

Just let me get Fluffy to warm up the griddle.

Hmmmm....... Ms. Pony must have hidden my shotgun again. She knows how I feel about those multi-legged things crawling around behind the bar. Ah well, that will give Tiddles something to swat around.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:DNot to worry Bubba the tarantulas are here to festoon the Bar with cobwebs, when done back in the jar they go.

as for the camel spiders.....target practice anyone lol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:p haven\'t you got some Coffin Dodgers to torment or something
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Silly wiccy, I am, or did you forget?:twisted::p:p

Squig
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:cussing:you young sprout are asking for a tongue lashing .......................LIZ!!!!!!!!!
 
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mud duck

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Miss Pony, I\'ve just getting back from Sam\'s Club. Let\'s see a couple of pallets of Snickers, Peanut butter cups, Mars (plan,peanut, and almond), Milky Way, some Kit Kats, 3 Musketeers (the price on those is going up again), and Baggies of M&M\'s (again all three types). All for the Trick or Treaters! The Kids, that is, so come back in a couple days, I always over buy :D So hands off you all! Where did you hide the key to the candy vault?
I also picked up a couple dozen pumpkins that need to be carved up, any takers?
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by hestan101
i ordered my pork scratchings over four days ago!!!!!!! where are they!!!!!!!!!??? :)
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Sorry. We had to wait until the latest round of pigs is fat enough then had to slaughter one and keep Fluffy away while we proccessed it. Here you go. on the house. Want something to drink too?

There\'s a camel spider on your back. Be careful please.

No! Squiggy! You don\'t shoot the spiders while they are ON someone! Put that gun DOWN!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by mud duck
Miss Pony, I\'ve just getting back from Sam\'s Club. Let\'s see a couple of pallets of Snickers, Peanut butter cups, Mars (plan,peanut, and almond), Milky Way, some Kit Kats, 3 Musketeers (the price on those is going up again), and Baggies of M&M\'s (again all three types). All for the Trick or Treaters! The Kids, that is, so come back in a couple days, I always over buy :D So hands off you all! Where did you hide the key to the candy vault?
I also picked up a couple dozen pumpkins that need to be carved up, any takers?
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:beer:Mud Duck has “candy!”.. now lets not mob the man....just remember Witches to the head of the line


anymore snow? Duckie
 
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hestan101

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dont worry, im immune to the bite of the camel spid..... ooooo, any one else feeling a bit woozy? im just gonna...just gonna... **thud** [falls of stool]
 
squig hunter

squig hunter

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:p haven\'t you got some Coffin Dodgers to torment or something
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Silly wiccy, I am, or did you forget?:twisted::p:p

Squig
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:cussing:you young sprout are asking for a tongue lashing .......................LIZ!!!!!!!!!
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As in using a tongue to lash someone with, sounds, interesting:eek:

Squig
 
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mud duck

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by mud duck
Miss Pony, I\'ve just getting back from Sam\'s Club. Let\'s see a couple of pallets of Snickers, Peanut butter cups, Mars (plan,peanut, and almond), Milky Way, some Kit Kats, 3 Musketeers (the price on those is going up again), and Baggies of M&M\'s (again all three types). All for the Trick or Treaters! The Kids, that is, so come back in a couple days, I always over buy :D So hands off you all! Where did you hide the key to the candy vault?
I also picked up a couple dozen pumpkins that need to be carved up, any takers?
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:beer:Mud Duck has “candy!”.. now lets not mob the man....just remember Witches to the head of the line


anymore snow? Duckie
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Guess that it\'s a good thing that I have gotten the pre Halloween candy. Let\'s see Jawbreakers, Nerds, Smartiees, Tootie Rolls, Lolly Pops (a couple of different brands), Jolly Ranchers, and a couple of others. Bubba please lock half up for later.

Squig! No feeding the Bar pets sugary sweets! Trust me on this, a dragon on a sugar rush is not a pretty site. And \'rushing\' hamster is aken to a force of nature. Not sure if the Bars insurance policy will cover it.

WP, nope the snow didn \'t last pass hitting the ground. As a matter a fact the weather is changing for the better, They\'re talking 60\'s for Halloween :) Kids to day have it so easy, heck they don\'t have to even go house to house anymore! They just go to the Mall and get their candy that way:eek:
 
waghorn41

waghorn41

Member
Just deep fried a tarantula, crunchy but tasty. Can I have a large gin and tonic to wash the hairs down with please.
 
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Zora

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Yay! Big spiders! Mind you, I actually won\'t go near one, but I\'ve been looking for one to mount my snotling general on.

(sticks tongue out) Ash for tung lasshins, I wan un! :p
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Tongue lashings? Well, ok. I guess I can.


Erm.......

Are we Talking me screaming like a fish wife or something a bit more personaly satisfying?
 
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