Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[lizcam]

<stalks in red faced with fists balled up at sides>

Where\'s that mop boy?!? I have some frustrations to work out! I need a man in the basement NOW!

<Glares around at the cringing crowd. Randomly points towards a group at the Bar>

You! Yes you! Where\'s my mopboy? Find him or you\'ll take his place! You\'ve got 5 mins!

<Stalks to a table at the back of the bar and pulls out a stop watch>

Bubba, something to calm me down a bit please? :flame: :cussing:

 

[Manus]

goddammit - I\'ve been kicked out of this place so many times, by women in tight leather suits, that I almost didn\'t dare to come here now.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Welcome to the world of Freakdom, Mr. Manus. But damnit, man, couldn\'t you wait a little until Brett had suffered a bit longer? lol

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by lizcam
<stalks in red faced with fists balled up at sides>

Where\'s that mop boy?!? I have some frustrations to work out! I need a man in the basement NOW!

<Glares around at the cringing crowd. Randomly points towards a group at the Bar>

You! Yes you! Where\'s my mopboy? Find him or you\'ll take his place! You\'ve got 5 mins!

<Stalks to a table at the back of the bar and pulls out a stop watch>

Bubba, something to calm me down a bit please? :flame: :cussing:

One tranqualizer Dart coming up!

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: that settles it, the mop boy twins are geting hobbles to keep them in the Bar:cussing:

 

[mattsterbenz]

I made a big pot of buffallo chili today. Extra spicy. Very very good stuff. I suppose I can share some

Now I get to return to my Sigvald WIP. I didn\'t work on him last Sunday due to alcohol reasons... hehehe

-Matt

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mattsterbenz
I made a big pot of buffallo chili today. Extra spicy. Very very good stuff. I suppose I can share some

Now I get to return to my Sigvald WIP. I didn\'t work on him last Sunday due to alcohol reasons... hehehe

-Matt

extra spicy and my stomach have parted ways..sob

 

[lizcam]

I\'ll take some of that chili. I\'ll take it to work tonight. Maybe it will keep me awake. Sundays are soooooo dull.

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll take some of that chili. I\'ll take it to work tonight. Maybe it will keep me awake. Sundays are soooooo dull.

I suppose that we could try a quick game of \"Find the Bribe\"

Let\'s see here: Orgasmic Chocolate, check.
Sour Balls (minds out of the gutter), check.
Various Gummi\'s, check.
cold hard cash, check.
massage table, check.
opened ended plane tickets, check.
painting slaves, check.

Something tells me I\'m going to have to rent a U-Haul.......

 

[EldinTux]

Can I have some of that Chilli please mistress!

 

[Undave]

Mmmmm chilli.... :drool:

Kind of reminds me of my \"Mmmmm chilli: discuss\" thread.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by mud duck
Something tells me I\'m going to have to rent a U-Haul.......

Sorry Mud Duck didn\'t realise you were a girl.










[size=-2]You may want to look up the U-Haul reference. *Wink*[/size]

 

[uberdark]

man its been a while since i came in here. i have been waaaaay to busy painting up my deffkoptas. and i have to admit something.

i have been posting over at the waaagh.com. *uber shields head from excessive blows from the patrons*

so how the heck is everyone? any more dead gerbils? undave i see you averting your eyes to that question.

is liz still beating the little ones?

liz now put that crop down and leave poor little manus and squiggy alone.


is WP still welllll, how do i say this, still WP?

Wp put down the dead lemmings and no one will get hurt.

and whatever happened to thunderhawker and for that matter will we ever see billy again?

man i need a tall glass of diet mountain dew and a good sugar free pie.

anyone know how to make one.

man i just cut a huge fart while typing this, i think i need to leave the area for atleast 10 minutes.

phewwwwwwwww

:|~

 

[EldinTux]

Speaking from experience - YES Liz is still beating up the little ones - ME! She\'s even doing it over on ebay now

Wow that Chilli was hot!:drool:

 

[Undave]

Sorry Ubie old bean I didn\'t even notice you were gone :twisted:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Undave
Sorry Ubie old bean I didn\'t even notice you were gone :twisted:

oh thats fine, i know you were busy with 8 gerbils and a piece of pvc pipe.

:twisted:

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by mud duck
Something tells me I\'m going to have to rent a U-Haul.......

Sorry Mud Duck didn\'t realise you were a girl.
Now wait one minute good sir! I\'m not sure I like what your inplying!

[size=-2]You may want to look up the U-Haul reference. *Wink*[/size]

Huh? U-haul is a company that rents moving stuff, including different sized truck. I really don\'t think that I have any idea what you are referring to. Probility some weird British thing

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by mud duck

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by mud duck
Something tells me I\'m going to have to rent a U-Haul.......

Sorry Mud Duck didn\'t realise you were a girl.
Now wait one minute good sir! I\'m not sure I like what your inplying!

[size=-2]You may want to look up the U-Haul reference. *Wink*[/size]

Huh? U-haul is a company that rents moving stuff, including different sized truck. I really don\'t think that I have any idea what you are referring to. Probility some weird British thing

Nope.
It\'s a Lesbian reference for short term relationships.
Told to me by a hilarious openly gay female colleague. Yep Thankfully I work in a really mixed environment.

 

[uberdark]

man GRRRRRRRRRRR..... i just spent 1 1/2 hours reworking pictures only to have em\' look like poo so now i cant post em\'

grrrr....

i need hugs liz..... wp and any other awesome lady give me hugs.

sniffs....

boohoo

uber crawls into the corner and cries.

 

[Springbok]

I need a really large brandy please!
What a rubbish two week period of my life! Had a bad flu that made me fell like I was dying..... the bank screwed up my direct debits, and then tried to charge me £35 for each missed payment..... and last night my wife decided to pour boiling oil over her arm while she was basing the roast potatoes!

With all of that going on, I couldn\'t finish my CMON unite entry ( sorry guys ).

Everybody else doing OK?