Tales from the Freak Bar..6

Roger Bunting

New member
Originally posted by Undave
The trick to painting eyes is that you need to get the same amount of liner on both sides or you end up looking like a panda with a black eye.

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Be careful though you might end up getting mobbed by screaming 13 year olds lol:twisted:

Y\'know, I don\'t look all that bad there. I shall prepare myself for all the swooning teenage girls as I walk by in a brooding dark way whilst being completely perfect.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by wiccanpony
the Witch has to go once in a while:D
And I found her ride:
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:D hey that’s my private plane and fearless crew and the object in Andy\'s hand is a magic wand.....poor lad had some short comings that therapy just wouldn’t clear up.

and Roger..the Zoo would like it\'s bird-of-paradise back:plol
 

mattsterbenz

New member
That cartoon was pretty good! Reminds me of this one from last halloween: LINK Safe for work, be prepared to laugh!! lol


Bubba, a protein shake please. Vanilla.

Been hitting the gym for an hour every day this week. I put my iPod on the loudest, heaviest, fastest metal music I\'ve got, and lift lots of heavy things. It\'s a step up from the 3 days a week I was doing. Feeling great. Not sore at all. :) I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Wooo! :D

-Matt
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:cry:Bubba...a glass of milk please, I have a turkey hangover from eating all that rich food, so my head hurts, my tummy is upset and my lower back is killing me.............someone please shoot me
 

Bigdennis52

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:cry:Bubba...a glass of milk please, I have a turkey hangover from eating all that rich food, so my head hurts, my tummy is upset and my lower back is killing me.............someone please shoot me

awww poor dear, have a seat on the couch and I will bring you your drinks

Pixie... that is hillarious, lol
 

mud duck

New member
I think that this year I\'m setting the Christmas lights outside the bar to music. You know blinking, fading, causing small children to have fits. But I need some ideas for the music, I\'ve got the classics, some Manheim Steamroller, one or two Elvis, and the Grinch song, but I need more!

Oh Liz, I may need a hand with a couple of the Virgins that are hanging out in the \"Husky Suite\". I think that they may have gone into a true hibernation. I think that I made thing a bit to warm and comfortable.
 

DaN

New member
It\'s a step up from the 3 days a week I was doing. Feeling great. Not sore at all. I can see the light at the end of the tunnel! Wooo!

If you aren\'t sore after working out, you\'re not working hard enough :p lol
 

lizcam

New member
Good Lord! What happened to this place? It\'s silent as a tomb in here! Lets get these Thanksgiving decorations down and start on the Christmas stuff! Duckie! Where are you darling? You\'re my best elf! Please make us a list of what we\'ll need and I\'ll see it gets delivered.
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Liz, Liz, Liz, he\'s already started on the decorations. But he appears to have been working during the cold night and is now frozen stuck to the roof.
 

lizcam

New member
Well get him inside and thaw him out! I\'ll have Nurse Brunhilda pop \'round to make sure he\'s ok. Who\'s in charge of the feast this year?
 
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