Tales from the Freak Bar 8 (trevor blew the old one up)

[airhead]

Hoblit, everyone is welcome here, but only the freaks have the keys to the executive washroom.

 

[Hoblit]

Used to be that the non-freaks had to sneak in through the open window in the back.. Clearly you old codgers have relaxed on some of the rules.

 

[Dragonsreach]

We haven't relaxed the rules. Just Wiccanpony, Lizcam and Amazon Warrior are always on the lookout for Fresh Meat, I mean Victims, Err Guests.

 

[wiccanpony]

:devil: Liz, AW and me are very very hungry


Yo .... airhead you get any rain?


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> (A Man's Perspective)
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> I know I'm not going to understand women..
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> I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
> pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
> and still be afraid of a spider.
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[airhead]

just a few showers here. Evil Dave, Grumb, Nate and the others in GA and the Gulf Coast states should have a few inches.

Glad that is all this was.

 

[daddyo]

just a rain event. and my multi-billion dollar employer installed a lovely new pond where the parking lot used to be!

but i did lose one of my project cars when the ground under a tree in the backyard gave way and dropped the tree across my mark VIII. grrr. at least i only lost a couple of hundred bucks instead of several thousand...

 

[Trevor]

What's this doing down here?

 

[exilesjjb]

What's this doing down here?

if you do not know what that is down there talk to Lizcam she will show you:cute:

 

[PegaZus]

And if you do pick it up, don't bend over in front of the oven! :laugh:

 

[Cosmic Secret]

Good day you all,

Is this the freak bar because some guy named Airhead or something invited me. This is some place you have here (takes off jacket and acts as normal as possible). What a rainy day today, does someone got a towel or something to dry my hair?

I was saying... Oh yeah, I remember: Is there someone named Airhead in the building? I brought him this wooden box...

 

[airhead]

Oooooh, wooden box.

ahh, yes, the virtual pint
:beerwave:

I see you found the place ok?

 

[Cosmic Secret]

Ah thanks for the pint! Really needed that one.

Yeah the place is pretty ok from what I can tell, where is everybody though? I thought this would be quite the place to be...

Oh, almost forgot: The box. Here you go, It's yours now. I wonder what's in there...

 

[airhead]

lots of us are students or young professionals with a few old souls thown in.

Holiday weeks are kinda slow. Things will pick up around here after Christmas when they all go back to class.

*taps box to listen to sound.
*looks around for handles, cranks, latches, peepholes....
*picks up box to judge weight..

 

[ipaintminis]

hmmm I don't know airhead

*walks into the new bar closet to grab wenching outfit* Thats better!

I think I'd be a bit afraid of a newbie giving you a box of any kind .

now what can I get everyone to drink? *pours self a Chai Tea/Irish Cream*

 

[Sand Rat]

Right, place feels more like it should -

Becca - Shiner please.

Kev - I can send Clyde over to check out the box, he is a highly trained explosives sniffing camel after all.

 

[Chrome]

Oh, look at that! Some service! Finally there's something more interesting than Scott and his axe to look at around here, I think he was starting to get goosebumps from having so much exposed skin... I think I might finally dare sit down for a while instead of just peeking through the windows...

I'll have a clean Scotch, please. *sits down*

 

[Cosmic Secret]

How strange: I haven't noticed a guy with an axe, silly me. Gotta watch out for him right?

I would like to have a liquorice tea if you have some Becca.

Why would there be explosives in the box? It's not like someone wants to blow up this lovely bar right? *Looks over shoulder towards the guy with the axe*

 

[Trevor]

It's not like someone wants to blow up this lovely bar right?

Of course not, no-one has ever blown the bar up... ahem...

:beerwave:

 

[Sand Rat]

Well, running Clyde past the box is much easier on the contents than letting Fluffy play with it - neither box nor contents would survive that.

 

[airhead]

*Passing box under Clyde's nose.

hmmmm, no reaction....

Thanks, Clyde. You can get out of your amor now

Time to bore a small hole and let Killer have a look see..

OK, Killer. Time for a bit of recon....