Tales from the Freak Bar 8 (trevor blew the old one up)

[uberdark]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/06/01/mtv.eminem.cohen.cnn



??? anyone else feel this was staged

this was not styaged. the bruno guy was....but eminem getting butt juice on his chin was not staged. he\'s all up in a tizzy. i say he gets what he deserves. im sure his website has something to say about it.

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by wiccanpony
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/06/01/mtv.eminem.cohen.cnn



??? anyone else feel this was staged

this was not styaged. the bruno guy was....but eminem getting butt juice on his chin was not staged. he\'s all up in a tizzy. i say he gets what he deserves. im sure his website has something to say about it.

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Come on, man..!

Em\'s the kind of guy who\'d just knock the crap out of Baron Cohen for that.. it was like the Pamela Anderson thing at the end of Borat.

 

[Dragonscale Studios]

What\'s this about jr. members not being allowed at the bar???

*ducks*

 

[wiccanpony]

the bar is open to all ( minors, they get root-beer).........BUT........ you must have a key to use the restrooms, other wise it\'s either the alley or one of the potted palmslol

 

[lizcam]

I\'d use the potted palms. Trust me. There\'s things in the alley no sane human should see.

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'d use the potted palms. Trust me. There\'s things in the alley no sane human should see.

just because i got drunk that one time AND undave AND amazon AND donna played tennis with my detachable penis, doesnt mean its bad all the time. i mean come on....give a guy a break.

hheehehehelol

 

[lizcam]

Ubie, it\'s all that AND....

the random blood stains, cries for help in several languages, trash bins that breed new life forms and the things that slip through the dimensional portal at the end of the alley.

 

[mattsterbenz]

*peers around*

do I dare even look at the previous pages? Awkward conversation to overhear... lol

Bubba, a Newcastle please. :beer:

-Matt

 

[waghorn41]

Stay out of the alley, it\'s where I conduct my experiments :twisted:

Oh, and some of the potted palms might bite...

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'d use the potted palms. Trust me. There\'s things in the alley no sane human should see.

??? pardon, I’m dating some those “Things”

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam
I\'d use the potted palms. Trust me. There\'s things in the alley no sane human should see.

??? pardon, I’m dating some those “Things”

How? Radio Carbon or Potassium Isotope?lol

 

[PegaZus]

Originally posted by steelcult
How? Radio Carbon or Potassium Isotope?lol

Hope she\'s not cutting any \"thing\" in half to count the rings. Better wish she\'s just mapping out the geological soil layers!

 

[Dragonscale Studios]

Originally posted by waghorn41
Stay out of the alley, it\'s where I conduct my experiments :twisted:

Oh, and some of the potted palms might bite...

So that\'s why I ended up a tad shorter after urinating in the potted palms...the toothy grin should have tipped me off...Nothin a few beers won\'t fix! Guinness please and for shit\'s sake don\'t serve it cold like we do here in California!

 

[Sand Rat]

Right. Everyone to the bomb shelter - we\'re gonna have to nuke the alley from orbit - its the only way to be sure. lol

 

[wiccanpony]

bomb shelter= Basement:twisted:

 

[Dragonscale Studios]

As long as it\'s fully stocked!

 

[waghorn41]

Originally posted by steelcult
Right. Everyone to the bomb shelter - we\'re gonna have to nuke the alley from orbit - its the only way to be sure. lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Dragonscale Studios
As long as it\'s fully stocked!

:innocent: oh yes it’s fully stocked :innocent:







:twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:lol

 

[wiccanpony]

lol

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