Tales from the Freak Bar 8 (trevor blew the old one up)
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Roger Bunting
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Okay, where are the cheerleaders in their short Santa dresses? Merry Christmas!
Cosmic Secret
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Good day to you all in this beautiful suite! Can I get a hot chocolate please?
* grabs a wii controller and waits for an opponent to play Super Smash Brothers against*
Anybody wants some?!
* grabs a wii controller and waits for an opponent to play Super Smash Brothers against*
Anybody wants some?!
Death knight?
I've managed to considerably shorten my commissions list during the few weeks between Christmas to now. Been more active at my workstation than ever!
chrome: death knight, as in world of warcraft. its a pretty fun game but i dont play it as much as i would like. grats on the commissions. at least you have some
. i still only get one every few months. rock on
uber
lizcam
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World of Warcrack? Really Ubie? You poor thing. I'll send the virgins over right away. Hopefully it's not too late. If anything like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO5JY1KKYZo happens with the virgins let me know. I may have to take more drastic action.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Death Knights are sooooooo over rated
todays funnies
> Police Quotes
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> #16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
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> #15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new, they'll stretch after you wear them a while."
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> #14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
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> #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
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> #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
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> #11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything
> I want to on the ticket, huh?"
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> #10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
> Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
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> #9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
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> #8. "The answer to this last question will determine weather you are drunk or not.
> Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
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> #7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
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> #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
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> #5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
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> #4. "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
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> #3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
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> #2. "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
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> AND THE WINNER IS...
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> #1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
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todays funnies
> Police Quotes
> -------------------------
>
> #16. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
>
> #15. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new, they'll stretch after you wear them a while."
>
> #14. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
>
> #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
>
> #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
>
> #11. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything
> I want to on the ticket, huh?"
>
> #10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help.
> Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
>
> #9. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
>
> #8. "The answer to this last question will determine weather you are drunk or not.
> Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
>
> #7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs, and step in monkey poop."
>
> #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
>
> #5. "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
>
> #4. "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"
>
> #3. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
>
> #2. "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
>
> AND THE WINNER IS...
>
> #1. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."
>
OUCH!
It seems that WoW is one of the extremely few games you actually learn more and more about without playing... Never actually played WoW myself, never found the need because whenever I visit someone the game is on and it never looks any fun at all. Run there, kill that. Run there, kill that, run back, repeat... If I wanted repetitiveness I'd get myself a real life!
DannyBoy2k
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And after that, the cop was, at the very least severly reprimanded, had any and all chances of promotion go out the window, and the department got sued until they cried blood...
OUCH!
It seems that WoW is one of the extremely few games you actually learn more and more about without playing... Never actually played WoW myself, never found the need because whenever I visit someone the game is on and it never looks any fun at all. Run there, kill that. Run there, kill that, run back, repeat... If I wanted repetitiveness I'd get myself a real life!
Yes, but you can "pause" the game.
Plus, Chain mail bikinis:drool::drool:
DannyBoy2k
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Run there, kill that, run back, repeat... If I wanted repetitiveness I'd get myself a real life!
Sounds like Oblivion....or shouldn't I have said that, considering how much you've played that?
It seems you need my set of friends! :rotfl: mail bikinis look so much better in real life!
The difference there is that there is an end to that repetitiveness, a real goal. You can actually finish that game.
DannyBoy2k
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Which is why WoW is better...or have you ever finished your life?
Without dying, that is.
If I wanted repetitiveness I'd get myself a real life!
I think I've said enough.
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