Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

hummmmmm...giggle , Orb looks about as fragile as a sequoia tree ..........”CANNON BALL” splash!!!!!lol

good thing Orb is one of our lifeguards...........because I can\'t swim a lick:wow:lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

Excuses excuses

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
The Beer Pixies have lured “Killer” down into the basement again and I don’t think The Fairy Queen is going to like a bunch of half pixie, half hamsters in her Seelie Court.:cussing:

Now now, Donna, aren\'t you the one who sent all his little mates away, to comfort and warmth? No wonder there\'s fluff in the beer again.

Originally posted by wiccanpony
good thing Orb is one of our lifeguards...........because I can\'t swim a lick

A witch needs to swim? I always thought they floated. ???

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by ModderrhuA witch needs to swim? I always thought they floated. ???

Nope thats just a bad myth, we witches need to either learn to swim or have a spell ready.

 

[supervike]

I\'m buying again!

This time for everyone!

:beer::beer::beer::drunk:

 

[provoke me]

yay free booze!

ill take a cold one!

:beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

if Vike is buying......I\'ll one of these http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/entertainment/2992004.htm Bubba
:yes::drunk:

 

[provoke me]

damn thats an expensive drink.

 

[leopardpixie]

oooo just think!!!!!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

You would have to be very drunk and very rich to purchase one of those drinks.

 

[EclypseDesigns]

can i add very stupid as well.

 

[james sequeira]

im not far from manchester but i dont have £15,000 to spare lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Accepting a drink like that, is synonymous with accepting a marriage proposal. Which makes me wonder about Donna.

 

[james sequeira]

someone quick give vike a warning i fear we are too late lol

 

[supervike]

So if I buy you that drink, I am proposing?

That would be very big of me....


Actually, it would be bigomy....lollol

 

[wiccanpony]

:cussing: “Curses” foiled again.................

 

[Torn blue sky]

15 grand for what? a thimble of hooch and a shiney rock?! If thats supposed to show \"love\" then i\'ll gladly give away a finger of glanfidich and a painted pebble to any lady who takes my fancy. Besides, the pebble would be more special cuz it was not only selected (ohhhh no), but painted by me. Emotional blackmail swings both ways ladies
:twisted:

*Edit* ****! I can\'t believe I almost passed up a free drink! Double Jack and coke on the rocks my good man! :beer:

 

[Grumb]

Oy what a day....

If Vike is buying then I\'ll just have a refesh on this glassof port please bubba....and why is there a dripping wet smiling witch at the end of the bar....oh sorry Donna, didn\'t realize that was you...benn out at the pool \"drowning\" again I see.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
You would have to be very drunk and very rich to purchase one of those drinks.

Nah, just a dumb football player.
Manchester United\'s got few of those to spare.

And Donna no they wouldn\'t make good lifeguards, most of them\'d be too afraid to get their hair wet.

 

[Ogrebane]

Man what a night. Im still hungover and its 4 in the arvo. What do you have to kick me off bubba. Maybe a bucket of ice for my head and a hair of the dog. or just a dog that I can kick to makle me feel better.

Sorry for the lack of toons been a busy week I will get back into the swing soon.