Tales from the Freak Bar

wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:DGood Morning Bubba, sweetcakes...what’s the special today?

What live band will be playing this weekend, and will the new Chippendales be ready to perform on the 4th of July, I see the tiny sequin flag thongs behind the bar?

“note to self..get money out of ATM”

(challenge to our artist types..how about some drawings or doodles of the Freak Bar and it’s patrons :)
what the inside looks like
the famous mop
our handsome bartender and serving staff
the coffin dodgers
our window lookie loos
heck, pick some minis the look like the freaks lollollol
 
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Bubba

New member
Originally posted by Avicenna
or doesnt feel like being a performing monkey ;)
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Sorry she felt that way, but we were all set to watch her fling poo at Dauber. Oh well, more for the tip jar.

Ms. Pony, be sure to use the ATM at the bar as it gives out ones & fives. And that sounds like a wonderful idea on the sketches. Be happy to pin them up behind the bar.

And on Tuesday, the drinks are Tequila Two-fers.
 
Avelorn

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
give me one bottle of vodka and one of those tiny umbrellas, please.

damnit can\'t blend grey today, need to quench my sorrows.

*picks up guitar and plays the blues*

Oooh lord, I can blend no grey
Oooh lord, I can blend no grey

Cause grey\'s got me shaking
and left me crying in the cold...

ah... make that two bottles of vodka.
 
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Ritual

New member
Sven, Vodka is what the rich brats here in Stockholm are drinking. If you have sorrows that need drowning whiskey is the way to go! :D

BTW is that seat next to you free? :innocent:
 
Avelorn

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
*singing*
ohh.. and I can drink no Whiskey
cause it tastes like burnt wood

yep. it\'s free! Bartender! A drink for my friend!
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
here you are mr. ritual, and mr.avelorn why on earth arnt you in the ladies restroom the massage table has a line out to the junior member area!

eep!


and ms. pony, gimme the weekend, I\'ve got an idea for the mop ;)
as for our serving staff, you all know what I look like, same for Arthur! Bubba is an enigma and I\'ll be sure theres no T&A pictures of me on this contraption called the internet!
 
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RedSevenBlue

New member
I\'m just gonna loiter outside. There are no signs against it. *sits down and leans against wall in bum clothes* ehem *begins hobo rant* You know what those Junior members are doing now a days? they\'re all whinning about snow and how cold it is! why back when I was a junior member........
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Bubba
The mop? I thought Ms. Pony rode that to get here in the evenings.
lol

Peanuts are up.
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:eek: a mop!!...I think not ;)
goldwitch.jpg
 
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Bubba

New member
*cleans glasses with bar towel*
:eek:
Ah, yes, I see that now. Definately not a mop. More of a chimney sweep. Please have a drink on the house.

Wednesday\'s special:
Hump Day Hungries - Ham & Cheese Sammies - 2 for 1.
and Camel Humps:
3/4 shot butterscotch schnapps
1/4 shot Bailey\'s® Irish cream
and for the Coffin Dodgers:
Rainy Wednesdays
2 oz brandy
3 oz mandarin soda
served over ice with a slice of lime or orange


Also the N\'Orleans style slushie machines are all in and running now. Hurricanes, Rum Runners, Sunrises, Margaritas, Strawberry Margaritas, and Pina Coladas
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
@Mr. Farstrider - ;)

@ Mr. Design - your preference as to which? *shows the wall of beer beverages....*

and may I suggest the Pina Coladas...delicious!
 
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