Tales from the Freak Bar

[Grumb]

Just thought I\'d pop round for a quick one and shout hello to everyone. Sorry I haven\'t been round too much lately. Been traveling too much.

So, how\'s your mom and them?

Cheers,
Grumb

P.S. congrats to you both spazzy and Nukdai on the happy news.

P.S.S. - and a belated happy birthday to you Donna!!!

 

[Ogrebane]

OK Donna I promised (I think) So once again Happy birthday

Sorry grumb but I just could draw vike in a thong it still makes me shudder.

 

[Bubba]

Mr. Ironbrow, welcome back and happy birthday. The cake is large and comes in several flavors. Hate to bring this up, but have you managed to put that picture of Mr. Grant into the tip jar from the Tooshy/Dauber bet? Seems I was away for the weekend and Fluffy ate the till.

Mr. Rhu, settle down or Spazzy will put some valium (or worse) in your drink. Don\'t you see her, she\'s waddling like Mr. Penguin around here as fast as she can.

Good to see that we have a real live bouncer around here now. Even if I cannot pronounce his name.

Someone changed the candles on Ms. Pony\'s cake to flares and roman candles, nearly burnded down the studio when they started going off. I didn\'t know that those cakes had an escape hatch out the back side either. But it was funny to watch Mr. Vike running around with a set of leopard prints on and a roman candle stuck in the crack while is was shooting balls of fire. Reminded me of the 4th of July - or a Rhino after eating hot salsa.

 

[Ogrebane]

After my day today and yesterday Im gunna need a strong one Bubba hows about a Pan galactic garggle blaster...... no ice

Oh and someone get the new bouncer a black Tshirt. Make sure its real tight too or you\'ll have Donna complaining.

 

[spazzy]

Bubba, I am not waddling!

Ogre, nice drawing, you\'re so good at that!

Modderrhu, blow it out your butt. I\'ll get you your funky whatever named drink when I get to it. Here, have a hampster, entertain yourself.

Zora, don\'t worry about hubby, he\'s wearing that black t-shirt and Donna has him on the run. If you want to watch me get all rolly polly, help yourself. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. lol

Thanks again for all the congrats.

 

[Modderrhu]

Ooooo, a hamster! Now where did I put that duct tape...

:innocent:

 

[Zora]

@Modderrhu: Here it is (hands over duct tape). Don\'t ask. Just take it.

@Spazzy: As you said yourself, you\'re not big yet...and just because a woman\'s pregnant doesn\'t make her suddenly UNattractive.:kiss:

 

[wiccanpony]

:kiss:OHHHHHHH!! A beautiful rose from a handsome gentlemen (in tights), doesn’t get any better......thank you Ogrebane


Welcome Nukdai, love your black t-shirt ( blink blink :innocent: )

Note to self: look but don’t touch, Spazzy swings a mean beer stein

@Grump..thanks and a belated happy birthday to you too, did you get lots of goodies

humm..just a crazy thought ...Spazzy is now posting for two.......does the little kid make “Freak” at the same time as mom.......going to have to add a wing to the Bar, for day care.

Poor flambéed Vike...what did you tell the doctors in the ER about them nasty burns, a baking accident ”???

 

[Tony Manero]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:kiss:OHHHHHHH!! A beautiful rose from a handsome gentlemen (in tights), doesn’t get any better......thank you Ogrebane

handsome gentlemen? itsn\'t supposed to be me then lol... a drink please :drunk: just to keep the spirit level high :drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

ok..thought some of the new people might like to hear the story of the Freak Bar, how it came to be and other interesting facts..going to have to do this in installments.

IN THE BEGINNING or HANG ON, IT’S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE


Once upon a time...in a land far far away....Freaks were born, they roamed the CMON General Discussion lost and lonely, not to mention wreaking havoc on the landscape and taunting their unfreak brethren.

But these wild barbaric Freaks were being watched by Elder Powers who in their wisdom and because they had nothing else better to do, decided to make a home for the Freaks. Could be because a Court Judge slapped them with a halt and deist order or they just got tired of the wild & woolies peeing any old place.

Thaumaturgic powers were wielded together to grab a piece of Raw Dripping Chaos and mold it in to a ‘Dynamic Magical Place”.

Arcane words were spoken, blood & beer sacrificed by the keg, unholy pacts made with the IRS and one whooping Visa Bill later. The firmament parted to revel an eccentric and wonderful “Building”, so the Freak Bar was born ( all without an epidermal).

 

[Sand Rat]

WHEW!!!

Just got back into town yesterday, after way to damn many hours in airports and collapsed.

Hi guys, I\'m back.

 

[leopardpixie]

YEA SC\'s back!!!!!

 

[dauber22]

Glad to see you arrived safely.

 

[Bubba]

And I bet your arms are tired. Have a cold one.
:beer:

And one pan galactic garggle blaster - neat for Mr. Bane.
:beer:

 

[spazzy]

SC, You\'re back! I missed you! :kiss: Did you read back in the posts? I\'m going to be a momma again! Of course, this does mean no more beer and cigs during chat time. But, I\'m okay with that.

Ms Pony, I think you have a thing for attracting handsome men. I\'ll have to post a pic of hubby in a black t-shirt. Maybe I can get him to flex and pose like and idiot. He works for the railroad and lifts weights, so he is well muscled... sounds like I\'m pimping him out, doesn\'t it? lol, I can see it now, \"Spazzy and her man-whore hubby.\" Ahhh, he\'s gonna kill me when he reads this...

Zora, I know that pregnancy does not = ugly. To be honest, I don\'t think I have ever felt better about myself than when I was pregnant with our daughter, so I\'m sure that this one won\'t be any different.

Modderrhu, here\'s a glass of whatever it is you wanted. Don\'t know if I got the order right, don\'t care.

Hey, Fluffy, Modderrhu is hiding a snack for you in his pocket, go get it boy!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Originally posted by steelcult
WHEW!!!

Just got back into town yesterday, after way to damn many hours in airports and collapsed.

Hi guys, I\'m back.

Glad to see that you made it safely SC. Enjoy your time off. Have few drinks. :beer::beer::beer: :drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

:innocent: LOL.....show me a women who doesn’t like to look at handsome men, all the CMON men are lookers, sigh...eye candy heaven.

Works for the railroad, then we have something in common as my grandpa on my fathers side worked all his life for the railroad.
We also have horses in common too, what breed do you have? I had a couple years ago, first was a 16 hand pinto gelding and my last was a 14 hand dun QH gelding.

Modderrhu didn’t duct tape that poor hamster to his pocket did he !?!?!?!

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Is there any chance I can get some French toast, 2 eggs, some bacon, a cup of coffee and some warm maple syrup?

 

[Modderrhu]

@Zora: Thanks for washing the funny purple stuff off after you\'d used it...

@Pony: Let\'s just put it this way: the picture you paint is far more pleasant, so stick with it.

@spazzy: Huh! Right, that\'s it, you\'re not getting any sympathy from me when you\'re crawling around here on all fours like an upside-down tortoise.

Heh, the layers of duct tape will keep Fluffy busy for a few hours.

 

[Ogrebane]

Originally posted by Tony Manero

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:kiss:OHHHHHHH!! A beautiful rose from a handsome gentlemen (in tights), doesn’t get any better......thank you Ogrebane

Who else would it be.

handsome gentlemen? itsn\'t supposed to be me then lol... a drink please :drunk: just to keep the spirit level high :drunk: