Tales from the Freak Bar

ipaintminis

ipaintminis

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spazzy, why don\'t you sit and let your feet rest for a while...lemme get you some food...any special cravings, pickles and icecream? sardines dipped in chocolate?

whatever it is, the sous chef will make it...thats a promise.

now, everyone else *glares at Modderrhu* ;) Drinks are on me tonight, so no more fighting,

Mr. Barbarian King! get your feet off of that table, and kindly take your axe out of the wood flooring, i\'m going to have to get someone in here to fix it!

Penguin!- i do believe that bathroom needs your help, the mold\'s growing under the door again, *hands broom and simple green*

Ogrebane- fantastic work on those pictures, but kindly pick up the pencil shavings all around your table lol

Mr. Lloyd- here\'s the menu, get anything you want off of it, and relax after your long trip!

SVEN! theres ladies lined up waiting for the wednesday night massuse, go go go!


bubba! start passing out drinks! :D :beer:

its wednesday, only a few more day\'s till friday.
 
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Nukdai Burlada

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well don\'t worry I\'ll let the little woman take a pic of me in my punisher T-shirt for the ladies. And if y\'all want to through me out ask my wife to do it she gets pretty onery sometimes.
*suddenly growing shaggy and growling like a rabid dog start to wrassle with Fluffy for the food dropped on the floor got and just for general exercise)

By the way Mordawhatever watch it with the picking on Spazzy I want do anything unless I have to, But I\'m warning you she cheats in a fight...ahh so proud
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Nukdai Burlada

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Wiccanpony- I used to train horses back in High School before joining the military. as for horses lets see...had a 3 year old appy filly named High Feather ( thats because her brains were some where in outer space)
A 1 year old strawberry roan mustang named Red ( she was a sweet heart until you turned your back then She\'d try and bite off a hunk of meat)

A 23 year-old (when he died of cholic) appy gelding named Blanket Ass best cow horse I ever saw

and last a Kiger mustang gelding named Danny had to sell him while in the Army, he got fat and wasn\'t getting exercise

as for now no caballos for me :cry:
 
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spazzy

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IPM, you are my hero of the week. Anything I want to eat? Tomato soup, lemon heads, tomatoes, and ginger soda, made with real ginger, not the immitation stuff. Morning sickness and wierd cravings...crazy. Oh, also some doritos and drained canned tuna.

When everybody else is done with Sven, send him my way. Just need the feet and calves rubbed.

Modderrhu, you will never see me crawl.

Pony, I see that hubby already briefed you on his horses, I\'ll tell you about the one I have now. She\'s a five year old wild mare from the Jordan Valley. She\'s a beautiful red dunn, and I\'ve put a lot of work into getting her trained. She\'s not the type of horse that you could blindfold, saddle, bite the ear and jump on, lol, as if that was ever a good idea anyhow. She\'s so darn smart, and she doesn\'t like men. I don\'t have as much time to put in her as I would like, and she\'s not saddle broke yet. I was hoping to finish that goal this summer, but now obviously it\'s not going to happen. We will be doing lots of ground work....

Banana? Glass of soy milk? Thanks.
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

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Originally posted by spazzy
SC, You\'re back! I missed you! :kiss: Did you read back in the posts? I\'m going to be a momma again! Of course, this does mean no more beer and cigs during chat time. But, I\'m okay with that.
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Yup, saw that - was trying to think of something besides the standard Congrats to say.

However, Congratulations.
 
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crimeclown

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i wanna be be a freak now.(not the kind girls call me) I now it will most likely never happen , but hay i guy can dream right? any way, let me know if i can do any thing to help out in the bar . just don\'t let me near the knives don\'t ever let me near the knives.... guns are ok though;)
 
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Ogrebane

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Originally posted by Chern Ann
Looks around at unlicensed construction.

Hmmm...

Oh well. :beer:
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Bubba

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Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
Is there any chance I can get some French toast, 2 eggs, some bacon, a cup of coffee and some warm maple syrup? :D
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That is an odd lunch order, maybe this morning for breakfast?

And don\'t you just hate paying insurance? Especially fire insurance. :flame:
(Thank you Mr. Bane)

Wet T-Shirt Thrusday. Loading up the seltzer bottles for the ladies. Guys, no black T-shirts tonight.

Mr. Clown, we do need a Fluffy Keeper. No knives, but you do get a whip and cattle prod. :eek: (oh, and a fire extinguisher)

Great job, ladies. Lots of happy customers. :kiss:
 
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spazzy

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Hey, Bubba, do you have any black olives back there? I could really go for some black olives... And something really spicy, do you have anything with habaneros in it?
 
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spazzy

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Scorned woman will be just fine. I won\'t be dipping the olives in the sauce, I\'ll just have it straight. :flame: mmmm, yummy!
 
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Drake Farstrider

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Originally posted by Bubba
Originally posted by Drake Farstrider
Is there any chance I can get some French toast, 2 eggs, some bacon, a cup of coffee and some warm maple syrup? :D
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That is an odd lunch order, maybe this morning for breakfast?
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It was for a late breakfast Bubba. Oh well. What do we have on the menu today?
 
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penguin

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:drunk::drunk::drunk:
I\'ve found the medicine cupboard bubba.... and I\'ve stolen all the medicine!:yes:

Mmm.... valiummm......

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dauber22

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WHoa!!!!

Thta\'s the strangest looking sea creature you\'ve posted yet :D :D

I think I\'m having flashbacks to the 60s & 70s;)
 
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