Tales from the Freak Bar

[KingM]

*receives mop and bucket*

Oh well, I guess the only job where you start at the top is when you are digging a hole

I have a tongue depressor in my key, an oral hygiene technician is a vital addition to any freak bar


Cheers

Matt

 

[Ogrebane]

Welcome King post a pic in PYP I might throw you in the strip.

Spazzy welcome to the world of Toddlers. Have fun. Have you posted your hubbies pic yet. need it for the next strip.

Heres todays offering.

More to come

 

[Modderrhu]

Brilliant! Fluffy looks rather perplexed at that poor hamster, so I think I\'ll keep it, and call it Spazzy. After all, her pic reminds me of a hamster.

 

[tooshy]

Originally posted by Grumb
They took your rifle, but did they get your molegrips too?

Shhhh.......about the molegrips :]

@Airhead: Nice to see you too

 

[RedDawn]

Great stuff Ogrebane! Maybe you can take over the cartooning since our other \"cartoonist\" hasn\'t been seen here in years? (It\'s been so long I\'ve forgotten his name )

 

[Ogrebane]

Like I said I\'ll post some toons when I can. If I took it on, on a weekly basis then it would be like a job so I\'ll just drop them in here when I can.

The Mods or you or anyone is free to move or post them where they wish. They are the property of Coolmini and myself so as long as my name is attached I dont care what happens to em.

Got a few ideas to go but I dont draw so fast so maybe you people could stop doing stuff for a few days lol

 

[Tony Manero]

Originally posted by RedDawn
Great stuff Ogrebane! Maybe you can take over the cartooning since our other \"cartoonist\" hasn\'t been seen here in years? (It\'s been so long I\'ve forgotten his name )

chrispy?

lol amazing cartoons the face of the dragon is really lol

i was in a pub yesterday when a car smashed right in front of it against a light pole... and the driver just entered into the pub and ordered a drink...strange people ???:drunk:

 

[Bubba]

Becca, how\'s it working, I just got back from my fishing trip... We didn\'t do much good, Penguin kept eating our bait fish. (Someone get him a Mentos - please).

Ahh, someone new on the mop... Please, no more tie-dye paint in the mop water.

Love the cartoons Mr. Bane - and you\'ve cought Fluffy perfectly.

Ms. Dawn, and Ms. Shy both in, seems we had a Ladies\' Night and I missed it.

 

[provoke me]

oy

hows all the freaks doin?
:drunk::beer::drunk:

 

[leopardpixie]

Good good! have another cold one :drunk:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Good to see you Provoke! :drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:

 

[Tony Manero]

can i have a pint of belzebuth please? :drunk::beer::drool:

 

[Avicenna]

On a hot day like today, I\'ll have an ice-cold pint of Cripplecock please :drunk:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by Avicenna
On a hot day like today, I\'ll have an ice-cold pint of Cripplecock please :drunk:

Yes, well we all know what the cold does to one\'s little member.

Oh, this begs so many misquotings, that it\'s hard to know where to start.

 

[Bubba]

Whew, what a night. I think things are settling down now.

Mr. Airhead & Ms.Pony are in the CD room, snoozing in comfy rockers.

Mr. Reach seems to have misplaced his glasses so if he bumps into you, forgive him. He\'s really not trying to feel you up. Now that I think about it. Ms. Pony had a pair of glasses on her nose and a pair on her head....

There is a large dinosaur (strangly resembles Fluffy) that is crying in his cold beer about a lack of mystery hooters. I didn\'t know that dinosaurs had secret horns.

Ms. Dawn has made several appearances (in her new HOT boots) recently, mostly trying to keep Mr. Ironbrow in check. But I understand that is a full time job. Meanwhile, Mr. Ironbrow keeps buzzing by the bar on his Segway for a quick pint.

Mr. Griffin is looking for a scantily clad wheelchair bound lass to start working out with for next year. I\'m not sure, but I think he is in training for an armwrestling event.

 

[wiccanpony]

Yawnnnnnnn..........damn, them CD rockers are comfortable and the stuffed teddy bears are a nice homey touch and for some unknown reason I seem to have acquired an extra pair of glasses, huh!, slipping them into Airheads pocket, top toeing away. tee hee

Oh look is that Provoke Me with his hand in the “tip jar” , when did he slip in.

Hummm, why is Fluffy looking at Steelcult in that odd way and sighing......can there be love in the air?!?! :duh:

Red Dawn shouldn’t have any trouble finding Ironbrow, you know them boots are make for walking (and stomping if needed)..but I sure the Radio tracking collar on him is a big help. :twisted:

ok breakfast......scrambled eggs, tomatoes, slice of country ham, buttered toast and a tall glass of Iced Tea, please.

 

[airhead]

*wakes up smelling omlets*
*puts on glasses*
*misses doorway & walks into wall*

What the??

Bubba, I don\'t think these are mine.

Lloyd, leave the dragon alone. It is not nice to tease the pets.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally by Bubba

Mr. Reach seems to have misplaced his glasses so if he bumps into you, forgive him. He\'s really not trying to feel you up. Now that I think about it. Ms. Pony had a pair of glasses on her nose and a pair on her head....

Now just what are you inferring Bubba?
You should know I never misplace my glass, only my reading spectacles.

Oh and yes did I just see you behind the bar trying to \"Flair\" like Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown. Tsk Tsk!
Next thing you know you\'ll try to act like Kevin Bacon.

 

[Bubba]

Seem a language thing, Mr. Reach. Something about us both speaking English?

Glasses vs. Spectacles - hmmmmm.

Single malt?


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Has anyone seen Becca or Spazzy? Neither have been around since my return this week. I did bathe and apply deoderant after being around dead fish.

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Next thing you know you\'ll try to act like Kevin Bacon.

Wait! Are you claiming that Kevin Bacon can act ??? lol