Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

lol reattaching spell....pfff.................it’s called super glue


With all these youngsters running around the bar, I guess we shall have to hire a nanny or keeper of some kind. Anyone interested leave a resume on the bar counter.

 

[Torn blue sky]

To quote a cirtain witch; \"”.......so of course all future generations of CMON are going to hades in a hand basket, which in my view is a “good thing, much more fun”. \"

Well if you insist on plying them with hootch you will have to carry them to hades in a hand basket, cuz they sure won\'t be walking
Jack and coke on ice cheers. I\'m not going anywhere

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by leopardpixie
i really need to stop stepping out of the bar..... i miss so much when i do that ! lol :drunk:

But you do stop the traffic!lol

Whisper to Wiccanpony; You shouldn\'t encourage them, it\'s like feeding the hamsters, they only want more. (and you end up with more as well)!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Thanks DR! Thanks a lot! Now my heads swimming with horrible visions, and the Jack hasn\'t even kicked in yet!
Creche control! Keep Mistamick away from the hampsters, just as a measure :|~
Great...now I need another drink...Mop Boy!!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

:idea: replacing hand basket with forklift ....humming, Sympathy for the Devil :twisted:lol

 

[dauber22]

I\'ll have a Sam Adams Summer Ale.

SO, I\'ve been missing for a bit. I hate it when they expect me to work @ work Did I miss anything ???

 

[Torn blue sky]

If I think your doing what I think your doing with that forklift... then carry on Clydes been out cold for at least an hour!
Catchy tune by the way *whistle*

And Dauber, I threw up. You might want to miss that dark spot while your on a role...

 

[wiccanpony]

Clyde’s not drunk..........he’s marinating....tucking in a couple of onions, carrots and celery

munch on my flowers will you!....................someone keep Steelcult busy.:beer::beer::beer:

 

[supervike]

There sure are a large number of non freaks in this bar....

Isn\'t anyone checking ID\'s at the door?

 

[wiccanpony]

???Modderrhu’s hamsters is.................but I’m not to sure about the little varmints reading skills

 

[Modderrhu]

His eye-sight is bad enough that he could make good and proper use of Dragonsreach\'s specs. But he has his good points, the girls don\'t mind if he does the cavity searches. (And I don\'t mind watching the girls watching him while he does said searches :innocent: )

 

[Grumb]

Damn it Modderrhu you just made me spit a drink all over my office...where did I put those napkins....

Bubba, another one when you\'ve a moment....just a Coco Loco on the rocks please...

 

[wiccanpony]

know wonder Becca is finding weird stains down in the basement:redface:


handing Grumb napkins.........redecorating your office again lollol

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
know wonder Becca is finding weird stains down in the basement:redface:

Yeah, um....about those. You see I was just looking for something down there.

Actually it may be better if you all stayed out of the basement for a while.....There might be snakes or rats down there.....I\'ll take care of it.

 

[Torn blue sky]

*waves hand* You don\'t need to see my I.D.

 

[james sequeira]

Your mind tricks are no use,everyone knows mini painters are strong minded.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Mind tricks? The other hands holding a thermal detonator!

 

[wiccanpony]

thermal detonator, hey, now wait a minute!! Bubba just cleaned up and repaired the place from the last explosion :cussing:

 

[Torn blue sky]

...Sorry *shuffles feet*. I\'ll be more carefull next time, but it\'s steels fault really for switching on the microwave. Tried to get fluffy to eat it, but he wasn\'t having any of it ... I know where i\'ll put it next time *grumble grumble*

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
. ... I know where i\'ll put it next time *grumble grumble*

The men\'s room could stand a makeover....lol