Tales from the Freak Bar

[Torn blue sky]

Duly noted!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

\"Mop Boy\"!! time to get to work lol

 

[Modderrhu]

Why not just feed Fluffy some curry? Much easier that way.

 

[Sand Rat]

Umm, WP - I\'d watch putting onions, garlic, or peppers anywhere near that Camel - the things they do inside his gastric tract require someone to fill out the HAZMAT forms, and an EPA environmental impact statement.

2 More please - Make em Strongbows this time I think

 

[provoke me]

i want a pitcher of the finest beer on tap! :beer:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Hey, what happened to the wait staff, I still have not gotten my IPA. Its been 10 days, I am dying of thirst here!

 

[Bubba]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Why not just feed Fluffy some curry? Much easier that way.

PLLEEEAASE do NOT do that. I have to work back here behind the bar where he sleeps.
:wow:

One IPA up for Mr. Farstrider

:beer:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Afternoon all. Phew pint of Becks Bubba cheers. Been commisioned by some patrons to redecorate! Fantastic job on the blokes bogs apparently...
Fluffy+Curry- time and effort= Not worth the headache!

 

[wiccanpony]

Bubba!!!!!! quick a double “valium” on the rocks...............counting the days until the kidlets go back to school.....13 days seems like forever.

They went back-to-school shopping last night and trooped in with enough bags & boxes to bring break poor Clyde’s hump.

Then started off with “we” hardly got a thing........................teen girls = high maintenance and poverty and an early trip to the “funny farm”

(and what’s up with all the skulls on things, the youngest is so stoked over a backpack cover with them???)




I’ll be in the CD lounge :drool: whimpering quietly:drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk::drunk:

 

[Torn blue sky]

I think your influence holds sway :]
A tip of the hat though.I Shudder to even think what it\'d be like to raise even 1 girl!
Or a boy for that matter...
This\'s giving me an uber headache! Keep the beers comming Bubba and don\'t stop till I hit the floor.
...Nice backpack by the by...lol

 

[wiccanpony]

LOL...Torn, I admit to being an influence on the wolf pack....and they aren’t even my kids, three sisters, two teen nieces and we all live in my late parents house. Six females.....you now know where our priorities lie....be afraid, very very afraid.....


and my goodness! they even have panties covered in ting skulls.....I\'m told it\'s not the Goth look, but the Pirate......:cussing: damn you Johnny Depp!!

 

[matty1001]

They\'l all start buying eyepatches next! Ther\'l be schools full of kids wearing them, then one kid will try and go one step further by wearing two, unlucky bugger lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

.... A house full of chicks. Nightmare scenario! I hope you\'ve got a lot of bathrooms lol I couldn\'t cope with 2 in the house!
Garrrrrr. How the hell did pirates become fashionable??? The female psyce will forever be a mystery to the world of man...Perhaps thats a good thing.

Easy on the eyes, heavy on the heart I say :]

@matty; lol Serves them right too!

 

[wiccanpony]

If the boys in school, start going for that Jack Sparrow look ( heavy on the eye shadow, beads in the hair) then I think the Emergency Rooms are going to fill fast!.....we have some pretty tough schools near me.....if you hear Bang, Bang, Bang.......hit the deck, it an’t fireworks

 

[Torn blue sky]

If you hear tables being turned and someone shout \"return fire!\"...then you should be really worried lol
Seriously though, gun culture amoung kids really sucks. Second to drinking (which really pisses me off).
Speaking of which...BUBBA I\'M DRY!!!

 

[Sand Rat]

NO BLASTERS!! NO BLASTERS!!

And I\'ll have a double!

 

[Bubba]

Drinks UP!
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

OK, we need to decorate for a new freak party. Ms. Pony, you cannot abuse him until he has been given his mop. I want the freak lounge spotless - like an operating room. (not that I can go in there...)

Ms. Pixie, we need to decorate. I expect lots of new and cute smilies. Either here or in his thread.

Where\'s my wait staff? Slackers.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Well i\'ll help! Oh wait I can\'t HA! Pint Bubba! *Ahhhhhhh* Have fun kids! :twisted:

*Edit* Hey Donna, how bout fancy dress? Pirate are this seasons black I hear. Eyepatches ahoy mateys! :twisted:

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Hey there. Just been given a key (and a mop - thanks James).

I don\'t know if I\'ll be drinking much (nothing worse than a drunk evilmonki!) and I will definatley be avoiding star wars references if at all possible

 

[Avicenna]

Who wants an arm wrestle??

:drunk: