Tales from the Freak Bar

[matty1001]

Go on then Avencia, il have you.
*Slams elbow on table on to retract wincing in pain*

Double brandy please bubba to nulify the pain.

 

[Avicenna]

Right then Matty



sits down for a trashing

*clicks knuckles and neck menacingly*

 

[matty1001]

Right then, on the count of three.

Three lol

:drunk::drunk::drunk:

 

[Avicenna]

Cheating B\'stard!



*picks up chair and swings it above head*

:drunk:

 

[matty1001]

*Sh*ts pants, and runs/stumbles the hell out of the bar!* lol

:drunk::drunk::drunk:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Barfight! Now THIS is a celebration worth remembering! :drunk:

 

[DrEvilmonki]

I ain\'t cleaning up after some half freak!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Who said I was fighting? lol I\'m content with my beer sitting watching Avicenna chase matty round the carpark with a chair!:] ...For now...:twisted:

 

[Avicenna]

bah, that wasnt a fight

Poor lad had less than 1/10 of my postcount - didnt stand a chance lol

 

[EclypseDesigns]

Eclypse enters the bar

\"I dont suppose any of you folks have seen a green midget come past here on a mobility scooter recently ?\"

 

[wiccanpony]

Gee...Mop Monkeys first job, cleaning up this bar fight mess and the last I saw of a green midget on a mobility scooter, Fluffy was chasing him and gaining.......


stepping careful over the wreckage to my favorite barstool....Bubba, an iced tea please:beer:

 

[Thecadian]

does anyone know where the link is that shows how many posts everyone has and how to get to it in the future

runs out quickly

 

[finn17]

Irrelevant...

I\'ll email it to you on your 18th...:innocent:

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Thecadian
does anyone know where the link is that shows how many posts everyone has and how to get to it in the future

Yes, several people do.

 

[airhead]

me too.
lol

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by Thecadian
does anyone know where the link is that shows how many posts everyone has and how to get to it in the future

runs out quickly

Wait till they post....then look under their name....

Thats not so hard. lol lol

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Look I will clean up your messes for sure, it\'s only fair after all. BUT don\'t get me to worked up or I might just start throughing my own poo!


Oh wait I would have to clean that up to! DOH! lol

 

[provoke me]

its friday...
so gimme a bottle of scotch!

 

[ipaintminis]

Originally posted by Avicenna
bah, that wasnt a fight

these young\'uns think a broken bar stool constitutes a fight...

a real fight must, MUST have the following
- pete in full spidy costume
- primevil with barbarian axe
- primevil must be fighting with said spidy
- must be fighting after a wench
- enter the rest of the communitity watching while resting on lawn chairs sipping the drink of their choice
- Mosch MUST be the announcer
- finn must enter \'warp rage\' at some point or other in the contest (and must cop a feel at the wench in question)


since none of these occured, the preceding events were not, in reality, a fight

(and sorry if i forgot bits, i did the list off of memory)

 

[wiccanpony]

lol so it was a \"hissy\" fit instead