Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

torture! you want torture......hire teenagers :drool:




The new Mop Boy is 14.......do we have to worry about child labor laws???

 

[Torn blue sky]

It\'s cool, the goverment doesn\'t know about him
One of the higher up\'s sold his soul for a donut, it\'s all legit

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: ........jelly or chocolate donut lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

...Jam. It wasn\'t even the good stuff!
I keep that for special occasions :yes:

 

[Thecadian]

whoo i get to mop




great

 

[wiccanpony]

Mop
keep bathrooms well stocked
walk and clean out Fluffy\'s litter box
remove whatever crawls out of the basement
pry \"Killer\" the hamster from female bar patrons toes
water plants
and any other chores Bubba needs done

 

[Avicenna]

Originally posted by ipaintminis

Originally posted by Avicenna
bah, that wasnt a fight

these young\'uns think a broken bar stool constitutes a fight...

a real fight must, MUST have the following
- pete in full spidy costume
- primevil with barbarian axe
- primevil must be fighting with said spidy
- must be fighting after a wench
- enter the rest of the communitity watching while resting on lawn chairs sipping the drink of their choice
- Mosch MUST be the announcer
- finn must enter \'warp rage\' at some point or other in the contest (and must cop a feel at the wench in question)

You missed the best bit - the consequent romance between Pete and said \'Wench\', the quitting of job and a move to Devon

 

[leopardpixie]

Originally posted by Bubba
Hmmm, Pheasant. Mod, the grill is out back.... (hint, hint)

I just came up from the basement. Caught the little bugger:

and boy does he have an attitude.

O scary! Ninja Hampster!

 

[finn18]

That\'s fair enough...

Originally posted by ipaintminis
- finn must enter \'warp rage\' at some point or other in the contest (and must cop a feel at the wench in question)

As long as I don\'t have to feel a cop...:flip:

 

[Ogrebane]

Well this is what happens when you go away for a week. Congrats to DrE for his freakness and now i see the Cadian is the new mop boy. I guess we have to keep AH busy or he may go of and paint or even worse get a life.

Well Bubba I need a tall one. HAd a great week. Everything is going well with my new daughter (the one thats 18 yo). Decided to not go out with my first exwife but my new daughters mother instead and thats going well so hey drinks are on me.

Hopefully I\'ll have a toon or two this week.
Have a good one all. BTW I think its time we bought a cat for this blace. keep tripping over nasty looking rodents and we must be due for out monthly bribe/health inspection.

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Well this is what happens when you go away for a week. Congrats to DrE for his freakness and now i see the Cadian is the new mop boy. I guess we have to keep AH busy or he may go of and paint or even worse get a life.

Well Bubba I need a tall one. HAd a great week. Everything is going well with my new daughter (the one thats 18 yo). Decided to not go out with my first exwife but my new daughters mother instead and thats going well so hey drinks are on me.

Hopefully I\'ll have a toon or two this week.
Have a good one all. BTW I think its time we bought a cat for this blace. keep tripping over nasty looking rodents and we must be due for out monthly bribe/health inspection.

Glad to hear everything is going well.

 

[Ogrebane]

Yes everything is going real well. It makes it harder when I have to go away. Our first day appart in a week and Im not liking it. Will have to see donna for some tips on phone dates (Well she seems to know about everything else Thank god for dirty minds)

Heres a pic

Im told I breed well.

Have a good one all.

 

[Sand Rat]

Nice.

Course, with the number of lonely male geeks in here OB, are you sure you want to be passing out pictures of your legal offspring? Not only will we need a cat, but an electrified cage to calm the boys down.

 

[Ogrebane]

They gotta get past me first.
I have 8 rules the first two are
1. If you make my daughter cry I WILL make you cry
2. I have a shovel and 5 acres and Im not afraid to use either (besides whose gunna miss you)

OK quick toon

Congrats to Dr. E for going freaky :drunk::beer::drunk::beer::beer:
We need more from this side of the globe.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted bu Ogrebane

\"Im told I breed well.\"

I\'m told I shouldn\'t breed at all!

lol Great toon. And congrats on your fine familization. Beers in order :beer:

If you ever need an alibi for burying your daughters unfortunate ex\'s. Just whistle lol And if you need a lacky to carry out dirty work i\'ll give you a discount :twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Yes everything is going real well. It makes it harder when I have to go away. Our first day appart in a week and Im not liking it. Will have to see donna for some tips on phone dates (Well she seems to know about everything else Thank god for dirty minds)

Heres a pic

Im told I breed well.

Have a good one all.

Great to hear everything is moving along smoothly....yep, you breed well.............going to have to put you to “Stud”, be sure to eat lots of oysters.

lol....my advice for phone dates, be sure to talk ...grunts and Huh don’t count as conversation ...........you might throw in some heavy breathing, pants and moans, works for me.

love the cartoon we will the cleanest ceiling in town

I believe the Native Americans had a nifty way of taking care of those crude/rude boyfriends.....stake them out and leave them for the woman and their skinning knifes.:twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'m quite fond of my skin! I was thinking about going to america, don\'t think i\'ll bother now...
I treat the ladies well, but how do know they won\'t steak out a nekid scotsman just for sh!ts and giggles??!!
I\'d have to use counter-evil to strike a balance :twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

I\'d have to use counter-evil to strike a balance:twisted:

A clear plastic kilt might work.....just a suggestive suggestion lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
I\'d have to use counter-evil to strike a balance:twisted:

A clear plastic kilt might work.....just a suggestive suggestion lol

Eeeeeeeuuuuuw Donna That was a mental Image I could gone a long time without.

 

[james sequeira]

have to agree you breed well