Tales from the Freak Bar

[airhead]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
... but how do I know they won\'t steak out a nekid scotsman just for sh!ts and giggles??!!

Scotsmen only come in two colors around here, very white or very red. Neither of which are collectable as hides.
lol

 

[Wolf Fang]

Originally posted by james sequeira
have to agree you breed well

keep it in ur pants james

 

[Torn blue sky]

Clear plastic would be more stained glass due to the tartan print.
Glad my hides worthless, cheers! But skinning isn\'t the only form of violation! lol

And thank you Donna for giving DR nightmares :twisted:

 

[AinuLainour]

Are they both your daugthers? The one on the left looks quite a bit older. I\'m betting that it\'s your wife. Okay, I\'ll stop before I offend someone.

 

[Ogrebane]

The one on the left is her mother (now my GF) the one on the right is my daughter.

Anyway another toon.

Enjoy

 

[Sand Rat]

Spot on there OB!

Now, if someone would quit feeding the damn camel onions, the pong would really leave the bar.

 

[Thecadian]

thats the first time ive been i n a cartoon keep it up

 

[DrEvilmonki]

Dr E? Sounds like I\'m some sort of drug kingpin!lol

And damn straight we need a few more true southeners! I try to recruit new people but they seem to move away quickly when I ask them to look at \"seamon\" ???

 

[Torn blue sky]

...Or maybe it\'s down to the fact your names synonimous with drug running lol
Maybe both! Theyre afraid what you\'ll do to them if they don\'t check out your seamon! lol

 

[Grumb]

OB - love the cartoons, keep it up. Really glad to hear things are going weill with your daughter. She\'s a very pretty girl, you done well sir.

Bubba - having trouble getting started this morning...gimme a coffee with a shot of Bailey\'s please...oh...and one of those donuts too please.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Well Ladies and Gentlemen We have a new addition to the Freak bar menagerie:
Tiddles, the bar cat. He\'s very friendly and loves to play with rodents. :twisted:
His former owner was very reluctant to part with him but the accidental loss of an arm has made it difficult to control him.
I\'m assured it was an accident Tiddles was only trying to get the Eagle being trained to the hunt.

Be careful though, he\'s house trained, but can\'t read. So he may appear in the ladies rest room instead of the mens until he gets his bearings.

Oh Yes I forgot to mention He just loves Birds.
So Penguin please note; his pounce range is 18 feet from static, so make sure you stay more than 30 feet away as he can also run like the wind.

For animal lovers he does like to have his tummy rubbed after meals, just please count your fingers both before and after stroking him.

I\'ll post his picture later today if I can get the camera out of his teeth. (Some stupid begger said \"Watch the Birdie\" didn\'t they!)

 

[Torn blue sky]

Typical Bringing home strays again.
I like cats but I like my fingers more, I\'ll be in the dark corner peddling full plate...

 

[Bubba]

Mr. Reach, glad to add him to the bar. Now Fluffy will have someone to share the window seat with.

I don\'t think the mice in the basement have anything to worry about from the cat. For fun, they steal the cheese from the traps as X-treeme sport.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I bet on the one with the blue crash helmet...he looks feisty!

 

[Modderrhu]

What the hell is going on here? I just stepped on a tiger turd on the way in! *attaching a plastic birdie to Fluffy\'s tail*


I got this one in an email yesterday, too appropriate for the situation not to post it here too:

Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila arguing about how tough they are.

The first mouse says, \"I\'m so tough I break into the cupboard just to eat the rat poison.\" He slams down his tequila and looks at the second mouse.

The second mouse replies, \"That\'s nothing. I\'m so tough I run through a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back and bench-press the spring trap-wire.\"

He slams down his tequila and looks at the third mouse. The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and begins walking away from the bar.

The other mice scream, \"Oi! Softy! Where do you think you\'re going?!\" The third mouse replies, \"Home to shag the cat.\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol I heard this one before but its just so funny. I suck at remembering jokes.
I remenber this bar joke though.

An M road and an A road are sitting at the bar arguing about whos the better.
\"It\'s obviously us M roads! We carry all the heavy traffic on out backs!\" Roared the M road.
\"That may be, but us A roads are the very BACKBONE of this country!\" countered the A road.
At this point a wirey thin pink road walks into the bar and one of the patrons next to the roads starts laughing.
The two roads looked at each other deathly pale, when the M road whispers to the patron...
\"Don\'t mess with him, he\'s a Cyclepath!\".

 

[Dragonsreach]

Here\'s Tiddles

Ok Finally managed to get the camera out of his teeth.
So here he is going in for his second helping of Orca!

Pretty Cat isn\'t he?

Oh And Bubba no milk for Tiddles, only Lukewarm Blood and Rye.

 

[wiccanpony]

Killer is ready for Tiddles

 

[Modderrhu]

Alrighty! You trained Killer well, Donna. Bubba, would you care to referee this fight? I would, but since I\'m on Killer\'s team management, I\'m biased.

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Ok Finally managed to get the camera out of his teeth.
So here he is going in for his second helping of Orca!

Pretty Cat isn\'t he?

Oh And Bubba no milk for Tiddles, only Lukewarm Blood and Rye.

Puts on best Tweety Pie voice...dats a nice lickle putty tat DR.

I think killer is on a loser from the start besides I object to the pool being emptied so that these two can fight.

I also object to animals being forced to fight full stop.