Tales from the Freak Bar

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Modderrhu

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Here to please, are you? Well, you can start off by pleasing spazzy, she\'s been getting cranky of late. And I\'m expecting my drink to be poured into my lap for something I didn\'t do or say.
 
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spazzy

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Krom, Bubba just finished the drinks, so here you go, muffin might be a bit stale. We\'re fresh out of pink umbrellas, but we have little black ones for halloween.

I remember getting a little tipsy once in San Antonio, a group of friends and I were having fun on the riverwalk. They\'re talking about this club, and do I want to go? Well, what kind of a club is it? You know, like rock, country, etc, they say alternative. I\'m thinking as in Nirvana type of music, when they really meant alternative life styles. The worst part of it was that we were all soldiers, and when I got there and realised what kind of a club it was, I also realised that there were a lot of female soldiers there that I knew, with their girlfriends. Living in the barracks was a bit awkward for a while after that. :redface:

TBS, why must you pee in the pool? What is it about men and the need to pee outdoors? Are you marking territory? Maybe instead of a saddle Donna should have used a leash and a shock collar for you...
 
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Torn blue sky

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*states loudly* SEE ALL THIS??? THIS IS MINE NOW!
Sorry spazzy, you were saying???

Krom I got you a chrome helmet! Ima pimp mah ride!
Whos doing the pimping NOW matey! :p
 
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spazzy

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Watch out folks, TBS could start humping legs at any time...

Krom, I am so sorry. It\'s gotta suck to be you right now :no:
 
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Modderrhu

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My oath, what\'s all the racket?!? Has Fluffy been trying to hump Tiddles again? Or is TBS just bleeting \'cos krom rejected him? ???
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:flip::flip::flip: found this on another thread...........Markus Tay is remodeling the Bar......with tons of new goodies :beer::beer::beer: a toast to Markus

quote: Here we go again...
\"Okay guys, bring that bulldozer around the West side of the building (careful of the Hot Springs). You men... start taking that wall down... yes you can move Dauber away from the bar first, I think he\'s numb anyway...\"

Don\'t mind me folks, just expanding the bar again, adding some more seats in the geriatric ward and suana, a few more tables in the Swedish message area too (sorry Avelorn, gonna keep you busy). There\'ll also be a new sub-basement, complete with torture chamber for you strange types, and a brand new multi-denominational chapel for weddings and mini-related prayer services. Might also put an electric fence around that fountain out front, I\'m getting tired of draining all the \'yelllow\' water...
 
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Ogrebane

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Need to add a stage with a throne on it as well. After all we have a new king. Here for those who didnt catch it.


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spazzy

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First drinks free, Phil, then it\'ll be nothing but hard labor for you. I think I have a cure for TBS, though. Next time I catch him trying to mess somewhere, we need to rub his nose in it. Worked for my dogs.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by matty1001
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:eek: gads!!! soooooo many Mop Boys!....soooooo little time


I think I need a \"drink\" and a nap :drool:
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But thats just because your getting old! :p
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:twisted: remember sooner or later you too, shall become a Freak.......and I have a long memory, little one lol Bhahahahahahahahah
 
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spazzy

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I\'m going to pretend that I didn\'t hear that, matty, and after you\'ve been missing for a while, I\'m sure the fuzz will come around asking questions. I will tell them that I saw nothing, I heard nothing, I know nothing in reguards to your dissapearance or your whereabouts.
 
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