Tales from the Freak Bar

matty1001

New member
Well good luck getting that! They are very tight on underage drinking laws in here! I was almost served with kool aid (whatever the hell that is!) until i showed my ID!
And heres a replacement mop, get mopping boy!
 

Torn blue sky

New member
There will be no shirking duties on MY watch!!!
Bring me that bottle of Jack and I MIGHt look the other way. If you\'re VERY lucky, I might pass out...

But don\'t count on it :drunk:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by steelcult
Donna -

If you think you can get that alcholic camel in the oven, more power to you.

??? oven? what oven?? lol I was planning on a Dragon flame BBQ. lollol:beer:;)
 

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by steelcult
Donna -

If you think you can get that alcholic camel in the oven, more power to you.

??? oven? what oven?? lol I was planning on a Dragon flame BBQ. lollol:beer:;)

Umm, Clyde is liable to spit in Fluffy\'s eye - and then the battle royal will be on and we\'ll be loosing mop boys by the mob.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
and speaking of Mop Boys..........AinuLainour has only a few more days to make this place spick & span for Turkey Day. The Chef has been working his \"magic\" for the Annual Freak\'s Feast. Bubba has stocked the Bar and hired extra help too. :beer:
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Extra help? Are they she? If so, are they hot? Can I have a bottle of JD? Can I have it now? Are we allowed to use live ammo in the bar? If not why not?

No one uses the dart board anyway...:(

Ainu, some evil swines left a trail of mud(?), clean it up now, theres a good chap ;)
Use the little toothbrush. I want clean to the smallest detail! Theres a party to be had here! :beer:
 

Bubba

New member
Holiday Meal

Camel roast with hamster stuffing (contains no camel or hamster)
Dragon Ribs (contains no dragon)
Roc Breast (contains no Roc) (Donna and Ian get the wishbone)
Buffalo Wings (contains no buffalo)

Veggie dip platters
Shrimp platters

Twice baked potatoes (thanks Fluffy)
Waldorf salad (anybody seen Wally?)
Dinner rolls (not to be confused with judo rolls).
Ears of Corn

Pet Chow (contains no pets - may have to rename it) for the pets.

Anything else?

***

And Bubba don\'t dance, Bubba uses a whippet:

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spazzy

New member
Ainu, no booze for you, youngster. But, I\'ll get you a drink of something else if you want.

Torn, if you want a whole bottle of JD, I\'ll give you a sleeve, but not a whole fifth.

I have a 37 lb turkey thawing in my fridge. My best friend tried her hand at raising turkeys this year, and I promised her I\'d buy one. I bought the runt. :wow:
 

AinuLainour

New member
Originally posted by spazzy
Ainu, no booze for you, youngster. But, I\'ll get you a drink of something else if you want.

Torn, if you want a whole bottle of JD, I\'ll give you a sleeve, but not a whole fifth.

I have a 37 lb turkey thawing in my fridge. My best friend tried her hand at raising turkeys this year, and I promised her I\'d buy one. I bought the runt. :wow:

Root beer, made with real hops and barley?
 

Torn blue sky

New member
No worries Spazzy, i\'ll drink it peicemeal..in a pint glass. God bless Lemmy for his insightfull inovation! not only do I have to move less but you don\'t have to do as much walking! EVERYbody wins! :beer:
A 37lb runt turkey? what in gods name was she feeding them? Does it glow in the fridge? We\'ll never know. It\'s like the light conandrum all over again...
Someones gonna be hella well fed at any rate!

Ed* nice job on the TC banner Ainu!
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Torn blue skyAinu, some evil swines left a trail of mud(?), clean it up now, theres a good chap ;)
Use the little toothbrush. I want clean to the smallest detail! Theres a party to be had here! :beer:
Nah, use a GW fine detail brush - it\'s all they\'re any good for anyway :innocent:
 

Wolf Fang

Member
*stumbles in parks his butt on a chair grabs a drink, and almost fall asleep.....* huh? *looks up* o sorry! *gets up and turns the gun around so no 1 gets their head blow off, locks it and sits back down* so howsit going?! lol
 
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