Tales from the Freak Bar

[AinuLainour]

Down with Child Labour!

But in the meantime, I\'ll have a vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

 

[matty1001]

Well good luck getting that! They are very tight on underage drinking laws in here! I was almost served with kool aid (whatever the hell that is!) until i showed my ID!
And heres a replacement mop, get mopping boy!

 

[Torn blue sky]

There will be no shirking duties on MY watch!!!
Bring me that bottle of Jack and I MIGHt look the other way. If you\'re VERY lucky, I might pass out...

But don\'t count on it :drunk:

 

[Sand Rat]

Donna -

If you think you can get that alcholic camel in the oven, more power to you.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by steelcult
Donna -

If you think you can get that alcholic camel in the oven, more power to you.

??? oven? what oven?? lol I was planning on a Dragon flame BBQ. lollol:beer:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

That would go nicely with those Welsh Dragon sausages we\'ve been reading about. :drool:

 

[Sand Rat]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by steelcult
Donna -

If you think you can get that alcholic camel in the oven, more power to you.

??? oven? what oven?? lol I was planning on a Dragon flame BBQ. lollol:beer:

Umm, Clyde is liable to spit in Fluffy\'s eye - and then the battle royal will be on and we\'ll be loosing mop boys by the mob.

 

[wiccanpony]

and speaking of Mop Boys..........AinuLainour has only a few more days to make this place spick & span for Turkey Day. The Chef has been working his \"magic\" for the Annual Freak\'s Feast. Bubba has stocked the Bar and hired extra help too. :beer:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Extra help? Are they she? If so, are they hot? Can I have a bottle of JD? Can I have it now? Are we allowed to use live ammo in the bar? If not why not?

No one uses the dart board anyway...

Ainu, some evil swines left a trail of mud(?), clean it up now, theres a good chap
Use the little toothbrush. I want clean to the smallest detail! Theres a party to be had here! :beer:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Are we allowed to use live ammo in the bar?

You\'re not, but we are. :evil::twisted:
Recon you can dance cowboy?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Takes two to tango :evil::twisted:

 

[Bubba]

Holiday Meal

Camel roast with hamster stuffing (contains no camel or hamster)
Dragon Ribs (contains no dragon)
Roc Breast (contains no Roc) (Donna and Ian get the wishbone)
Buffalo Wings (contains no buffalo)

Veggie dip platters
Shrimp platters

Twice baked potatoes (thanks Fluffy)
Waldorf salad (anybody seen Wally?)
Dinner rolls (not to be confused with judo rolls).
Ears of Corn

Pet Chow (contains no pets - may have to rename it) for the pets.

Anything else?

***

And Bubba don\'t dance, Bubba uses a whippet:

 

[spazzy]

Ainu, no booze for you, youngster. But, I\'ll get you a drink of something else if you want.

Torn, if you want a whole bottle of JD, I\'ll give you a sleeve, but not a whole fifth.

I have a 37 lb turkey thawing in my fridge. My best friend tried her hand at raising turkeys this year, and I promised her I\'d buy one. I bought the runt. :wow:

 

[AinuLainour]

Originally posted by spazzy
Ainu, no booze for you, youngster. But, I\'ll get you a drink of something else if you want.

Torn, if you want a whole bottle of JD, I\'ll give you a sleeve, but not a whole fifth.

I have a 37 lb turkey thawing in my fridge. My best friend tried her hand at raising turkeys this year, and I promised her I\'d buy one. I bought the runt. :wow:

Root beer, made with real hops and barley?

 

[Torn blue sky]

No worries Spazzy, i\'ll drink it peicemeal..in a pint glass. God bless Lemmy for his insightfull inovation! not only do I have to move less but you don\'t have to do as much walking! EVERYbody wins! :beer:
A 37lb runt turkey? what in gods name was she feeding them? Does it glow in the fridge? We\'ll never know. It\'s like the light conandrum all over again...
Someones gonna be hella well fed at any rate!

Ed* nice job on the TC banner Ainu!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Torn blue skyAinu, some evil swines left a trail of mud(?), clean it up now, theres a good chap
Use the little toothbrush. I want clean to the smallest detail! Theres a party to be had here! :beer:

Nah, use a GW fine detail brush - it\'s all they\'re any good for anyway :innocent:

 

[Sand Rat]

And the GW Bashing Continues - so,

DRINK UP :drunk:

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Thought you\'d like that

Two beers for me two more for Mr Cult... There\'s a long day ahead of us :beer:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Billy I want it CLEAN; not made worse!!!

Another pint of *cough*JD*cough* cheers.:beer:

 

[Wolf Fang]

*stumbles in parks his butt on a chair grabs a drink, and almost fall asleep.....* huh? *looks up* o sorry! *gets up and turns the gun around so no 1 gets their head blow off, locks it and sits back down* so howsit going?! lol