Tales from the Freak Bar

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by spazzy
Aaah, Donna, that\'s some funny shit. But I\'m not exactly a fecking ray of Christmas sunshine right now, anyway. lol. Fecking Grinch...hubby got laid off Tuesday, it\'s only temporary, and he could be back to work next week, but it could be next month, too, so I\'m just a real delight to be around right now.

Bubba, your post reminded me of an email I got once, basically it said that the definition of \"politically correct\" was the mistaken impression of liberals that you can pick up a turd by the clean end. Not being sensitive myself, if somebody wished me a happy kwanza, I\'d take it as a well intended wish for a good holiday season. How hard is that?


:(:( Spazzy, that sucks and blows, to quote a teenager in the house. I hope it is truly only temporary. Tell you what, TBS and I will go and have a discussion with Old Saint Nick and get him to correct the problem.

dusting off the baseball bat, handing TBS a pair of brass knuckles


I love it went our Brits bicker, they’re soooo colorful and winsome. :D:p
 

matty1001

New member
Bene, sono disinserito ora a Roma per alcuni giorni in modo da il il li vede dividere più successivamente, avere divertimento e ciao.

CIAO!!
 

Torn blue sky

New member
I think so
I\'m busy at the moment though, Just about to have a meeting with Nick...

Ok Donna, you work the Knees and I\'l go for the face...:twisted:
 

Sand Rat

New member
People, People.

Bats? Brass Knuckles? Shame Shame.

True Mafia Negotiators know the value of a tire iron at the right moment.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
I go away and I come back ot find this. lol

Good one.


Originally posted by Ogrebane
OK a request from DR
A quote: \"I hope you can remember the thread in which EbbonBuddha said something along the lines of him squealing like a little girl and rubbing the blister pack on his cheek when he gets a new figure. \"
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I understand the feeling Ebbon but to tell everu one Oh well this toon is much deserved.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
lol Indeed!
Its about time you showed up. Its all gone to hell!
Well no..not really, but Welcome back..here :beer: theres a few more kegs of it out back.
 

Bubba

New member
Thought you might want to be aware of this scam that is going around. Beware especially on the holidays. A \"heads up\" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot or Lowe\'s customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies for my new place has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don\'t be naive enough to think it couldn\'t happen to you.

Here\'s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say \"No\" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe\'s.
You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start making out with each other. Then they begin undressing each other and tonguing and kissing each others\' various body (parts). Next thing you know, one of them climbs over into the front seat and (performs certian unmentionables) on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend...

So be careful
 

Bubba

New member
sorry for the double post, but I couldn\'t let this one pass by:

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren\'t married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman.

The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

\"What in bag?\" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, \"It\'s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.\"

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two.

Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

\"Good trade.\"
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by Bubba
...I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend...

So be careful
Oh Bubba, you poor, gullible, lucky, LUCKY (and exhausted) man! lol

Well, I survived the office Christmas do last week... just. Started drinking beer at 12, then on to wine with and after lunch (no idea how many glasses/bottles). Got tricked into a rigged game of musical statues where the \"prize\" was a couple of Sambucas. Then off to another pub for more drinks (some of them identifiable) and darts. There was the usual mix of drunken abuse, middle aged co-workers making passes etc but generally got out of it all unscathed (although I did manage to leave an article of clothing in the pub but I\'m not saying exactly what ;) ).

So, a strong black coffee and some form of glucose drink would be very welcome right now thanks.
 

Ebonbuddha

Active member
I have been busy working on a special project. But I took time to paint last night.
It was nice to take such a long break and get back into the hobby.

@ Mike: Thanks again for the minis.

Prepare yourself. I think I might have gotten my hands on some Ilyiad miniatures. Maybe I will ass cartwheels into my routine. :]


Originally posted by Torn blue sky
lol Indeed!
Its about time you showed up. Its all gone to hell!
Well no..not really, but Welcome back..here :beer: theres a few more kegs of it out back.
 

Sand Rat

New member
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by steelcult
Sounds like, to quote the Blackadder,a

GREAT BOO\'S UP!!
Yeah, all that was missing were the fake breasts

...actually there were some of them ;)

Worn As Earmuffs? Cause we all know that according to the WhiteAdders, Cold is Gods way of saying, BURN MORE CATHOLICS!!!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D Yule is here and the clock is ticking closer and closer to Christmas.

I know most of you are feeling pretty stressed out about right now. So come into the Bar, please pull up chairs by the many fireplaces, order something to drink.

Bubba has hired for the Holidays a couple of new serving staff.. Candycane and Jack Frost { ladies please book Mr Frost for the new stable tour, I understand he is an authority on hay ;) } So make merry ya’ll

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