Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
Better late than never I guess. Sorry ive been so slack with the toons , life work my dog ate my best excuse and Sorry your not in one yet GPA but I need a pic.

Enjoy (I hope)

Now \"That\" was a hell of a New Years Party!!!:drunk: if you find a pair of red silk lace panties, their mine...no matter what Vike says..anyway his is leopard print.

Also who ever spray painted Fluffy to look like the Partridge Family tour bus is in trouble!!

oh and everyone watch out for that Battle axe stuck in the ceiling..that’s what we get for letting a bunch of drunk barbarians play their version of Darts.:cussing:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

oh and everyone watch out for that Battle axe stuck in the ceiling..that’s what we get for letting a bunch of drunk barbarians play their version of Darts.:cussing:

All I want to know is where the blazes the Dwarf that was attached to the Axe go to. He\'s got a helluva bar bill to pay.

 

[wiccanpony]

:??? about that bar tab.........Bubba give him two choices .....the basement or Tibbles,


Tibbles has a new “toy” damn! cat!:cussing:

 

[DaN]

Is he the fe;;a cowering in one of the toilet cubicles...? Whispering \"The horror\" repeatedly...? I tried to tempt him out with some pine fresh urinal cake, but he wouldn\'t budge.

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Also who ever spray painted Fluffy to look like the Partridge Family tour bus is in trouble!!

Sorry, I\'ll get on it straight away.
:no:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Also who ever spray painted Fluffy to look like the Partridge Family tour bus is in trouble!!

Sorry, I\'ll get on it straight away.
:no:

I knew it !!!! you\'re a Gasp!! :drool: Hippy!!! those tie-dyed jeans gave it way lol:drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: damn!! it\'s cold today.......throwing a log on the fire, a hot toddy Bubba, please

I think the pipes in the men\'s room frozen over night

 

[wiccanpony]

still colder then a hobbit\'s toes.......how you peeps can live in lands of ice & snow is be on me ???

here have a drink and a good laugh lol

Murphy\'s Lesser Known Laws 
 
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 
 
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 
 
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don\'t. 
 
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 
 
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there\'s a 90% probabilit y you\'ll get it wrong.
 
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time,. . . . . 
on a hill,. . . . .  
. . . . . in the fog.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 
 
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
 
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
 
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 
 
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 
 
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 
 
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren\' t smart enough to get out of jury duty.:beer:

 

[matty1001]

lol, very funny stuff there Donna!

Being cold that reminds me - Has anybody been in the ice storms which are happening in the U.S?

 

[Ritual]

How cold is cold, Donna? :]

 

[matty1001]

By the look of these: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6263399.stm

Very!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Ritual
How cold is cold, Donna? :]

cold for me was down in the high 20\'s the other night ( and this is San Diego).........I know.....for you with Viking blood that\'s a damn heat wave...but this witches.....ah..parts about to freeze off

 

[Ritual]

Yep, you\'re right Donna! That\'s no proper winter temperature. Where I spent Christmas (at my girlfriend\'s parents house up north) it was around -20 (and that\'s in Fahrenheits...).

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by matty1001
lol, very funny stuff there Donna!

Being cold that reminds me - Has anybody been in the ice storms which are happening in the U.S?

The majority of the ice storms went south of me....but we got about 5 inches of snow....Normally thats no big deal, but its our FIRST snow of the season.....I think people forget how to drive in it!

 

[Sand Rat]

Well, according to Kyrra, Austin Texas shut down about 230 yesterday afternoon.

Got to love a state that closes for Ice.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

We\'ve just been handed a \"severe weather warning\" down here in the South of England - expecting more gales and a \"cold snap\" to follow with the possibility of snow. And I left all my winter gear in Poland thinking I wouldn\'t need it here

Guess it\'s brandies and hot toddies for all then :beer:

 

[airhead]

Nope, still in the mid to high 70\'s here (low 20\'s for the rest of you).

Spent the weekend in shorts and t-shirt riding roller coasters.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by airhead
Nope, still in the mid to high 70\'s here (low 20\'s for the rest of you).

Spent the weekend in shorts and t-shirt riding roller coasters.

Ok, no hot toddy for you... how about a hot totty instead? :twisted:

 

[DaN]

I\'d love to see a St. Bernard carrying hot totty lol

 

[Dragonsreach]

My Brother in Law sent me an Email today It\'s -23 in Edmonton Alberta.
Currently 10 degrees here (almost a January Heatwave for Bolton).

Someody give Donna a Honey Fireball.
That\'s Mead slightly warmed with a little grated Ginger in it.