Tales from the Freak Bar

supervike

Super Moderator
We are supposed to have a High of 10 today...although thats in Farenheit....I guess that would be -12 C....

I love it when its cold out. I like it when the snot freezes right in your nose.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Winter of 81 was the coldest in the UK.
I remember walking my Red Setter and having my Beard and Tache frozen. (Yes I did grow a beard on several occasions but I ended up looking Like Gerry Adams.)

The Red Setter has snowballs stuck to the fur growing between his toes.
Now that was a fun job to remove, NOT!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by airhead
Nope, still in the mid to high 70\'s here (low 20\'s for the rest of you).

Spent the weekend in shorts and t-shirt riding roller coasters.

mean! mean! mean! I would cry, but I\'m afraid the tears would freeze :cussing::plol
 

matty1001

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Winter of 81 was the coldest in the UK.

An all this was jus fields... lol

My dads just brought me in a huge ring examination lamp, the kind you get in medical rooms and doctors/dentists surgerys. Worth £200!! Its blinding bright though!
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek::eek:???Scratching head.......a fool and their money

the “you must believe to Receive” remark really pisses me off. In fact this whole auction and the seller should be drummed out of the Coven :cussing: don\'t get me wrong, I do believe in spells etc.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Haunted-Rare-Witch-Coven-Astral-Light-Genie-UAMD_W0QQitemZ180073167075QQihZ008QQcategoryZ102514QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
 

matty1001

New member
So what does that do then Donna?

My dad didn\'t buy the light, hes a medic and was clearing an old office, smuggled it out in his rucksack lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:mad: The readers digest version ..........it’s a magic talisman that is suppose to have an elemental spirit inside it, a kind of lucky charm. Imprisoning a spirit is bad mojo to wiccans, politely asking a spirit is one thing, placing it’s power into an object and selling it for $$$ is abuse.

and the sob story the goes with it......... ticks me off.

end of rant

Matty
the light should be great for seeing all those tiny mini details..and even better, it\'s free :D
 

dauber22

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:mad: The readers digest version ..........it’s a magic talisman that is suppose to have an elemental spirit inside it, a kind of lucky charm. Imprisoning a spirit is bad mojo to wiccans, politely asking a spirit is one thing, placing it’s power into an object and selling it for $$$ is abuse.

You know, I\'m no expert on Wicca, but I was kinda wondering about that as I read the auction. I thought it seemed oppposed to the things I\'ve learned about Wicca. Thanks for clearing that up, Miss Pony.

And I agree whole heartedly about the sob story. :rolleyes: I see faux fundamentalists use those same kind of schpeils to peddle wares to the faithful. Glorified snake oil salesmen!!! :mad:
 

Sand Rat

New member
Well, as P. T. Barnum once said \"There\'s one born every minute\"

What gets me about things like this is that people who usually can\'t really afford to spend money on something like this are the ones who end up buying it - and then when it doesn\'t work for them its because they lacked the \"belief\" to make it work. So they buy the next one and so on and so forth, instead of stopping the extraneous spending and getting things under control.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:flip: Whoo hoo......Bubba be sure to stock up the bubbly this Sunday........The The Dresden Files starts!!! oh and lots of finger food, too:drunk:

pulling the love seat in front of the Big screen tv.:bouncy::bouncy::bouncy: I love Jim Butcher\'s Dresden books!!!!! \"girly squeal\"
 

uberdark

New member
uberdark comes in from the cold and starts dancing around like a monkey addicted to throwing his mother\'s poo! he starts screaming out loud \"I TEACH MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS, I TEACH MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS, AND ITS THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!

*then the giant spaghetti monster comes into the room*:flip::bouncy::flip:
 

DaN

New member
Here, I believe you dropped these Uberdark <Hands over brown bottle full of pills ... Reads label> I had these once, but they stopped the voices. The voices are my friends.

I\'ve got to go and scrub the oven now... In the kitcehn... With all those shiny knives... :duh:
 

uberdark

New member
yada yada yada... bbbfle.. glf..... ermm... wait i just realized something... i also have a shiny red lighter to light my way in the cold cold night. whew.... everything should be fine now... thanks all and bubba i stated a \"spaghetti monster\" not flying spaghetti monster... that would be copyright infringment and J.r. Bob Dobbs would totally appreciate that. churchofsubgenius.com

have a good one.
 

Torn blue sky

New member
Wow, spag-bol on the menu?! Sweeeet!

Whats the deal with the talisman?! If the person really practices and believed in it , wouldnt\' it be a major sin selling it?!

If it really was a light elemental, wouldn\'t it bring bad luck on the seller?! I\'m really interested. I think my lifes taking a sharp new turn for some reason, and i cant\' explain a few things...Looking for rational explanations? Chasing ghosts , i dunno, but I wanna find out!

And NO I didn\'t buy the talisman lol
 

uberdark

New member
hey there bubba can you get me a drink of \"shouldna\' made a post about politics\" i think its filled with black sticky stuff.

lollollol
 

DaN

New member
That Flying Spaghetti Monster page is sheer genius - the people who actually think it\'s a serious religion in the hate mail section! lol Priceless,
 
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