Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by Gilvan Blight
...Edit: oops linked some guys blog and not the actual list, link fixed.

lol That is why we only give keys to the freaks. I would hate to think what the washroom would look like with these underposted members missing the mark. lol but at least he cleaned up his mess.

Have one on me..:beer:

Never mind the two way mirror in the men\'s room....we\'ll get it fixed one of these dayslol

 

[DaN]

@Wiccan - the problem you\'re having is due to you not turning the light off in the other room!

Err ... Did I really wanna tell you that... ?

 

[airhead]

DaN obviously has not been in the men\'s room... seems the one way glass between the mens & womens was not quite right:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by airhead
DaN obviously has not been in the men\'s room... seems the one way glass between the mens & womens was not quite right:

well i dotn know about you guys but the last one on the right gave me that look when i whipped out my latest edition of warhammer fantasy! chicks dig the warhammer. speakin of which i need to get a\' paintin. tallyho and sally forth!!!

put wp\'s band-aid on my tab.

 

[DaN]

Normally I get a response something along the lines of \"Argh! my eye!\" lol

 

[wiccanpony]

well if uberdark is paying for my bandage... I want a Scooby-Doo one lol

 

[james sequeira]

Haha that toliet is class.

 

[DaN]

A phrase not often heard

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
well if uberdark is paying for my bandage... I want a Scooby-Doo one lol

NeiN! only pokemon bandages for you!!

 

[DaN]

what\'s this bandage for anyway??

 

[Duende]

I\'ll have to get Donna this T-shirt:

lol

 

[DaN]

rofl - would be better in white though.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead
DaN obviously has not been in the men\'s room... seems the one way glass between the mens & womens was not quite right:

all future mop boys this is the standard of cleanness that will be expected in the men’s room, please take notes, a pop quiz will be on Monday.


@ Duende......size large

having been the target of a wall dart......it hurts going in and double that pulling it out.:cussing::cussing:

 

[DaN]

Ahhh... Now are we talking about the darts ear;ier or the lawn darts in another thread...? lol
OUCH

 

[Sand Rat]

I\'d rather have a wall dart than a lawn dart actually.

Come to think about it, I\'d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotamy!!!lol

 

[DaN]

No mopping for me today.

Time to use my favourite phrase:

\"F*** YOU - It\'s my brithday\" lol

\"You cant park there mate\"
\"F*** YOU - It\'s my brithday\"

\"You have to pay for that!\"
\"F*** YOU - It\'s my brithday\"

\"What are you doing with my wife.sister.daughter.niece\"
\"F*** her - It\'s my brithday\"

BEEEER

 

[Highbulp Billy]

\"Happy bidet to you,
Happy bidet to you,
Happy bidet dear Dan & Funnymouth,
Happy bidet to you\"

...are you sure you\'re old enough for that beer?

:beer:

 

[DaN]

I LIKE CAKE

To all those who wanted a slice of cake, lol

Sorry - I\'ve eaten all the pink ones

 

[wiccanpony]

:~( mean DaN, why don\'t you twist the knife while you\'re at it...............trying to look away but failing......must...........remember.............diet

 

[DaN]

Its a fork, not a knife