Tales from the Freak Bar

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by DaN
Its a fork, not a knife

And... there is no spoon!

EDIT - Drinks on me again as I just won another office darts match - storming my way up to the top of the league ...well, mid-table safety zone at least

 

[uberdark]

give me a long island iced mini guys... i need one after today... flippin wife left me... alone that is without my coffee. i have to go alll day with no coffee... errghhh!!!!!

(she did not leave me.. just left with the coffee in the car)

i neeeeddddd CAFFEINE!!!!!1:cussing::flame::cussing:

 

[wiccanpony]

:flip: Congratulations Billy......I take it you don’t really play darts in the office..... lol

Uberdark.......still no coffee yet? (moving very slowly toward the safe room in the coffin dodgers lounge.)

 

[uberdark]

no coffee!!! that isnt the half of it... the rest deals with the color red, 2 cubits worth of smiley faces and lumberjack trivia. just try and figure that one out wiccanpony:idea:

 

[Sand Rat]

13 DAYS TO HOME -

DRINKS ARE ON ME!!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
:flip: Congratulations Billy......I take it you don’t really play darts in the office..... lol

Oh yes we do. In fact, we\'ve got a couple of boards (the practice board is in my office and the \"competition\" one is next door. We went a bit crazy and all adopted Dart-player nicknames and entrance music (I\'m Mr T with the obvious A-Team theme tune). I even spent an afternoon on Excel devising a scoring spreadsheet.

 

[matty1001]

And they pay you to do this!?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by matty1001
And they pay you to do this!?

Actually no, I\'m still on the amateur circuit lol Actually, the darts is supposed to be confined to lunchtimes, after work and officially sanctioned piss-ups only. But, bearing in mind the worst offender is our Assistant Director, we pretty much do as we want. :drunk:

 

[uberdark]

i played darts a few times. once at this bar where i had a bit too much to drink and then i actually missed the mark by quite a bit and it went straight into my friends arm. we were all gone any way and laughed ourselves silly.

ill tell you all later how i got a blue butt for a week. but thats an entirely different story.

 

[wiccanpony]

??? Honestly what do real men wear.........I don’t think this clip meant to be funny, but my sisters and I laughed our heads off.
I\'m a basic sweats and tee-shirt girl.....bare feet most of the year, but in winter it\'s super warm socks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbMPSe1PwhY

 

[dauber22]

lollollollollol And what exactly did that clip have to do with \"Real\" men ??? ??? ??? I did like the part where the guy admitted that every one of the models showed up wearing jeans, but somehow that wasn\'t \"relevant to my customers\"

 

[wiccanpony]

lol I liked the designer describing the fabric as a quilting of satin and denim ( oh, that screams he-man to me) and we did notice the male models didn’t need to be wrestled down and a big mac forced between their lips, unlike some of those sickly stick female models.

 

[Sand Rat]

Real men wear what ever is handy - be it leather loin cloth or tuxedo.

And look good doing it.lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Real men wear whatever is closest to the bed when they wake up. Or, if they\'re married, they wear whatever is on top of the laundry pile. Then again, if they\'re married they\'re not real men anymore...

...discuss

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Then again, if they\'re married they\'re not real men anymore...

...discuss

A married man is a man in reality.

A happily married man is one who has learned to listen to his wife properly.
A contented married man is one who knows how to keep his wife happy.
And a wise married man is one who has learned to keep his mouth shut.

EDIT: Sorted out typling irror. lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Then again, if they\'re married they\'re not real men anymore...

...discuss

...And a wide married man is one who has learned to keep his mouth shut.

I\'m guessing you meant \"wise\" there as a Wide married man is one who\'s wife has been away for a few days so he\'s living on meals of crisps, chocolate and beer :beer:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Highbulp Billy: Nope I meant Wise.
Just have dyslexic fingers, this morning. :duh:lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Highbulp Billy: Nope I meant Wise.
Just have dyslexic fingers, this morning. :duh:lol

no wrroies, konw how taht is

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by steelcult
Real men wear what ever is handy - be it leather loin cloth or tuxedo.

And look good doing it.lol

this is why I \"like\" this man........ :beer:

 

[dauber22]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach
A happily married man is one who has learned to listen to his wife properly.
A contented married man is one who knows how to keep his wife happy.
And a wise married man is one who has learned to keep his mouth shut.

Hmmmm, I suppose all this goes a long way to explain why I\'m NOT married any longer. Never was good at keeping my mouth shut
I\'m sure this comes as quite a surprise