Highbulp Billy
New member
Congratulations Mr & Mrs 1001 lol
EDIT - I\'ve even adjusted my post count in your honour
Now, next round\'s on me and my new best friend... \"Mr Mop\" :beer:
Tales from the Freak Bar
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EDIT - I\'ve even adjusted my post count in your honour
Now, next round\'s on me and my new best friend... \"Mr Mop\" :beer:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
ahhhhhhhhh...a fresh Mop Boy!!!!!! Congratulations on reaching Freakdom Billy..now come down to my basement office and sign my book of souls....tee hee... I mean the Mop Boy sign-in sheet..for tax purposes of course.:twisted:lolphilologus
Subgenius
Congrats Matty! Why are you messing with CMON on your honeymoon?
It aint a honeymoon! Just Laura got the room upgraded for free because she\'s a travel agent!
lol, luckily i didn\'t look after you had posted anymore!
Congrats on your freakdom!
Seriously though walking round a city all day is damn tiring!
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
EDIT - I\'ve even adjusted my post count in your honour
Now, next round\'s on me and my new best friend... \"Mr Mop\" :beer:
lol, luckily i didn\'t look after you had posted anymore!
Congrats on your freakdom!
Seriously though walking round a city all day is damn tiring!
Highbulp Billy
New member
Erm, it\'s awfully dark down here. And I\'m not sure that uniform is going to fit me. I understand that leather is quite hardwearing and very practical but shouldn\'t there be more of it?Originally posted by wiccanpony
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Erm, it\'s awfully dark down here. And I\'m not sure that uniform is going to fit me. I understand that leather is quite hardwearing and very practical but shouldn\'t there be more of it?Originally posted by wiccanpony
humm...you know..you\'re right, there should be more of it. digging into Vike\'s closet...here...wear this red silk leg garter, see it even has little straps to hold you tournament darts too.:twisted::twisted::beer:lolHighbulp Billy
New member
It wouldn\'t be the first time
Sweetheart, my self-preservation is overwhelmingly stronger than the later guilt and shame. If I were Bubba, I\'d serve you! Hurry up and pop, spazzy, it\'s a desert in here. Even the snakes and camels are calling this place a thirstland.
(IOW, nice to see you back, spazzy)
And we have a new age limit on the bar - no yard-apes or younger, due to the excessive prejudice, sex, language, violence and nudity. Blame wiccanpony for that. Well, it\'s actually the coffin-dodgers that tend to gibber and get short-tempered when their sleep is disturbed by yowling ankle-biters.
(IOW, there\'s always a spot for you, spazzy, hope that all is going well)
Highbulp Billy
New member
Hey, no quaffing on my shift - that stuff\'s a bugger to shift from this cheap imitation lino flooring.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
SPAZZY!!! girlie squeal, rushing over for huggies ( and I don’t mean the diapers)..... on maternity leave, which means rushing around to get everything ready for the trip to the hospital, cleaning house, making meals ahead of time so the rest of the family doesn’t starve. ( or at least that is what my Mom did seven times..this is before the time of the “Pill”).@ Modd..........
smack him again Mike!Bubba.. drinks for everyone!!! The oldest niece turns 18 today, now I can say “If you don’t like the House Rules, don’t let the door hit you in the butt” and mean “IT”:beer:
My job in the bar
so i have been around for a few months now and just generally pester people and give crazy gifts to people, i also enjoying the licking of brushes. that was b-r-u-s-h-e-s! there is a mop boy and i am definitely too hairy for that and i have a tan line... so any other job. some help here fellas and lasses.
i could go for babbling village idiot.
but i will leave it up to you. oh and i absolutely LOVE transformers.
any ideas
uber drinks a rum and coke. lol
so i have been around for a few months now and just generally pester people and give crazy gifts to people, i also enjoying the licking of brushes. that was b-r-u-s-h-e-s! there is a mop boy and i am definitely too hairy for that and i have a tan line... so any other job. some help here fellas and lasses.
i could go for babbling village idiot.
but i will leave it up to you. oh and i absolutely LOVE transformers.
any ideas
uber drinks a rum and coke. lol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
“Killer” needs to have his wee feet massaged lolMs. Pony, I am suprised you did not offer U-Dark to be the cake boy. That uniform covers slightly more than the mop boys.
Spazzy, glad to have you back. How\'s the ankles? (This is your first?) Named yet?
Kick one of the Coffin Dodgers out of their rocker and put your feet up. They don\'t mind if you promise to let them hold the baby later.
Spazzy, glad to have you back. How\'s the ankles? (This is your first?) Named yet?
Kick one of the Coffin Dodgers out of their rocker and put your feet up. They don\'t mind if you promise to let them hold the baby later.
funnymouth
Active member
finnaly, a new mop boy! that latex body suit was really starting to chafe.
