Tales from the Freak Bar

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by matty1001
...In our upgraded for free (one of the clauses of Laura being a travel agent!) honeymoon suite!
Congratulations Mr & Mrs 1001 lol
EDIT - I\'ve even adjusted my post count in your honour ;)

Now, next round\'s on me and my new best friend... \"Mr Mop\" :beer:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D ahhhhhhhhh...a fresh Mop Boy!!!!!! Congratulations on reaching Freakdom Billy..now come down to my basement office and sign my book of souls....tee hee... I mean the Mop Boy sign-in sheet..for tax purposes of course.:twisted:lol
 

matty1001

New member
It aint a honeymoon! Just Laura got the room upgraded for free because she\'s a travel agent!

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
EDIT - I\'ve even adjusted my post count in your honour ;)

Now, next round\'s on me and my new best friend... \"Mr Mop\" :beer:

lol, luckily i didn\'t look after you had posted anymore!
Congrats on your freakdom!

Seriously though walking round a city all day is damn tiring!
 

DaN

New member
Does that hat EVER COME OFF?? :p lol
In fact - I\'m not sure I wanna know.

By the way - Johnny Vegas and Monkey are back in the new PG tips ads! Classic.

CheekehMonkeh.jpg
You CHEEKEH wee m0nkeh!
 

Highbulp Billy

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D ahhhhhhhhh...a fresh Mop Boy!!!!!! Congratulations on reaching Freakdom Billy..now come down to my basement office and sign my book of souls....tee hee... I mean the Mop Boy sign-in sheet..for tax purposes of course.:twisted:lol
Erm, it\'s awfully dark down here. And I\'m not sure that uniform is going to fit me. I understand that leather is quite hardwearing and very practical but shouldn\'t there be more of it? :eek:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D ahhhhhhhhh...a fresh Mop Boy!!!!!! Congratulations on reaching Freakdom Billy..now come down to my basement office and sign my book of souls....tee hee... I mean the Mop Boy sign-in sheet..for tax purposes of course.:twisted:lol
Erm, it\'s awfully dark down here. And I\'m not sure that uniform is going to fit me. I understand that leather is quite hardwearing and very practical but shouldn\'t there be more of it? :eek:


:rolleyes: humm...you know..you\'re right, there should be more of it. digging into Vike\'s closet...here...wear this red silk leg garter, see it even has little straps to hold you tournament darts too.:twisted::twisted::beer:lol
 

spazzy

New member
Long time no visit, SC, welcome back!

Congrats to all the new freaks.

I am now officially on maternity leave, but have not yet had the baby (God, soon please!)

Bubba, I\'d love to get very drunk right now, please don\'t serve me, no matter what I might threaten you with.
 

Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by spazzy
Bubba, I\'d love to get very drunk right now, please don\'t serve me, no matter what I might threaten you with.
Sweetheart, my self-preservation is overwhelmingly stronger than the later guilt and shame. If I were Bubba, I\'d serve you! Hurry up and pop, spazzy, it\'s a desert in here. Even the snakes and camels are calling this place a thirstland.
(IOW, nice to see you back, spazzy)

And we have a new age limit on the bar - no yard-apes or younger, due to the excessive prejudice, sex, language, violence and nudity. Blame wiccanpony for that. Well, it\'s actually the coffin-dodgers that tend to gibber and get short-tempered when their sleep is disturbed by yowling ankle-biters.
(IOW, there\'s always a spot for you, spazzy, hope that all is going well)
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Originally posted by Modderrhu
And we have a new age limit on the bar - no yard-apes or younger, due to the excessive prejudice, sex, language, violence and nudity. Blame wiccanpony for that. Well, it\'s actually the coffin-dodgers that tend to gibber and get short-tempered when their sleep is disturbed by yowling ankle-biters.
Reaches over and clips Modderrhu\'s ear.
Don \'t forget we may be older but for some of us our hands have developed serious callouses from clipping cheeky brats..

Spazzy, Nice to see you kid. Get your feet up on that stool. Oh sorry, It\'s Modderrhu curled up crying on the floor.
Well never mind use him instead.

Hope that you get some relief soon. Then it\'ll be a case of you looking forward to 18 years of hard work.
 

Modderrhu

New member
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by Modderrhu
And we have a new age limit on the bar - no yard-apes or younger, due to the excessive prejudice, sex, language, violence and nudity. Blame wiccanpony for that. Well, it\'s actually the coffin-dodgers that tend to gibber and get short-tempered when their sleep is disturbed by yowling ankle-biters.
Reaches over and clips Modderrhu\'s ear.
Don \'t forget we may be older but for some of us our hands have developed serious callouses from clipping cheeky brats..
Heh, see what I mean? :rolleyes:
*quaffing DR\'s Laphroaig and munching all the Green & Black\'s*
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D SPAZZY!!! girlie squeal, rushing over for huggies ( and I don’t mean the diapers)..... on maternity leave, which means rushing around to get everything ready for the trip to the hospital, cleaning house, making meals ahead of time so the rest of the family doesn’t starve. ( or at least that is what my Mom did seven times..this is before the time of the “Pill”).

@ Modd..........:p :p :p ;) smack him again Mike!

Bubba.. drinks for everyone!!! The oldest niece turns 18 today, now I can say “If you don’t like the House Rules, don’t let the door hit you in the butt” and mean “IT”:beer:
 

uberdark

New member
My job in the bar

so i have been around for a few months now and just generally pester people and give crazy gifts to people, i also enjoying the licking of brushes. that was b-r-u-s-h-e-s! there is a mop boy and i am definitely too hairy for that and i have a tan line... so any other job. some help here fellas and lasses.

i could go for babbling village idiot.

but i will leave it up to you. oh and i absolutely LOVE transformers.

any ideas

uber drinks a rum and coke. lol
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by uberdark
so i have been around for a few months now and just generally pester people and give crazy gifts to people, i also enjoying the licking of brushes. that was b-r-u-s-h-e-s! there is a mop boy and i am definitely too hairy for that and i have a tan line... so any other job. some help here fellas and lasses.

i could go for babbling village idiot.

but i will leave it up to you. oh and i absolutely LOVE transformers.

any ideas

uber drinks a rum and coke. lol


:rolleyes: “Killer” needs to have his wee feet massaged lol
 

Bubba

New member
Ms. Pony, I am suprised you did not offer U-Dark to be the cake boy. That uniform covers slightly more than the mop boys.

Spazzy, glad to have you back. How\'s the ankles? (This is your first?) Named yet?

Kick one of the Coffin Dodgers out of their rocker and put your feet up. They don\'t mind if you promise to let them hold the baby later.
 

dauber22

New member
Originally posted by Bubba
Kick one of the Coffin Dodgers out of their rocker and put your feet up.

OOOOOOOO!!!!! Kick ME!!! Kick ME!!!! :flip::bouncy::flip: Then you can put your feet up ON me!!!

(Ummmmm..... perhaps this should be moved to \"Discuss Submission\" ;) )



PS - Kevin - What a beautiful Grandbaby you\'ve got there!
 
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